So how amazing would it be if you could actually go to the store and purchase a COCK!?!? Yup! Kinda of like a soup mix that has the perfect ingredients. Just like soup, you can make it exactly to your tasting...
Hmmm....so this had me thinking. I love to cook..so if I could whip up a dish of perfect COCK what would it be??
- 1. Length-- Hmm....length is important. 4 inches isn't going to give you much to work with there. I would love a 6-7 inch sausage in size....
2. Thickness...much more important to me. A thick shaft that you can truly FEEL as it enters is my preference. One that even with all the juices flowing you can still feel the shaft inside of you. One that when it starts to enter, you can feel your walls expanding. Yup, thickness is really good. (A thick Cock Soup!!--like Split Pea or Lobster Bisque)
3.Head-I love a nice size head that is thicker than the shaft---aah! Now I LOVE when there is a rim....like a little mushroom hat...that extra rim gives some little extra sensations as it thrusts in and out (definitely mushrooms in my cock soup).
4.But mostly, constant movement. No matter how thick and long...if it ain't got the right motion in the ocean...it ain't worth much. I guess that's why you constantly would have to stir like a soup!! Keep the juices flowing, keep it simmering hot!!
Cream of Mushroom Soup...hmmmm......can't forget the cream. I love when it projects at great distances.....as if you left the pot cover on and turned the temperature all the way up....that baby would start to explode with energy and burst the cover off and all the fluids come dripping over the side....
Aahh!! Now that is some damn Cock Soup!
Oh yes, the anticipation of Mr. Construction Guy is killing me. Today, we didn't talk because yesterday it was overload (we were texting back and forth over 40 times--it was even too much for me so you know I'm worried if we're okay--gonna wait to hear from him). I was way to hot and bothered all day. I hate walking around with my insides pulsating and feeling like I am so wet. Always worried some dog will start going wild smelling my juices flowing.
I am much, much calmer today. Oh! I got an interesting email today, To join some audio sex site that seems pretty legitimate. Actually, not sleazy but filled with great audio information on sex. The woman liked my podcast and asked me to join. I haven't done a podcast in sooooo long and I really miss it. It just takes so much production and research...yeah, if you haven't heard my podcast..I really do give great information on sex.... And I crack up that guys think my voice is sexy...I wonder sometimes if they are listening to the content or just my explaining how to do a great blow job or erotic talk...doesn't matter. I like the idea that some man is getting a hard on from listening to my voice. I'll keep you updated if I decide to tie in with them. If you haven't listened to my podcast---hey what are you waiting for!!
or you can go to ITunes and load it down from there.. Do a search on podcasts for Rendezvous Radio and it will show up!
Have a great weekend..... and I bet you will never be able to eat a cream based soup just the same again!! With each slurp....think of me!! lol
And of course, my baby Hale McKay inspires me with the great pix he sends me. Thanks baby!!
So I went to the new beta blogger....will take time to get some of my stuff up on the side but I'm beginning to get used to it. Got rid of that pink background so I hope it is easier to read. Can't skip lines....kind of annoying though...
