My Pussy Gallery

And you didn't think I would find a frog pussy did ya??!

Speechless....they say a picture is worth a thousand words so here ya go!!

Some Phone Sex with my newest Ashley Madison Find

What an insane weekend. My computer totally crashed and the backup files were corrupt for many months. I have been up for 36 hours now trying to return my desktop. However, I went deep into my files and found so many frog pictures. Hot naked chests, big cocks, sexy faces....of course the faces I remember but I can't put all the cocks with the faces.....its like a puzzle...some hot looking cocks I just am not sure where they came from but they are still floating on my computer.

Which led me back to Ashley Madison for a couple of hours tonight. Mmmmm......I love flirting. Nothing like some innocent exchange of flirtation to get your blood boiling and your thoughts of another extramarital affair not too far on the horizon. I've been talking a lot to the Other State Guy, don't have a name for him yet. Not sure what I would name him. Into financials but based upon his location I think I am going to call him Mr. Heir. Why you may ask? He comes from one of the richest areas on the coast. He's an Heir that has a little bit of an air about him. Not sure what I am feeling about that. I like the real men. Someone in between where he has either a brain or street smarts about him. Don't get me wrong, he's down to earth but when you come from old money, there is an air about you.

However, I do know that his sexy voice is irrisistable (reminds me of Digem)
....mmmm.....hearing his voice makes me just want to cum. And I took the opportunity again today to have him call me and walk me through a masturbation session.....nothing like closing your eyes and listening to a hot man's voice telling you how to do circles on your clit...an then asking you to feel if you are wet...which if you weren't makes you instantly wet. Now use your wetness to lube up your clit to do those circles....mmmmm.......now imagine me teasing you...just putting my head at the tip of your pussy, about to go in, just going in to spread you and then pulling out....do you want me to go back in? Oh the visual is hot!! I LOOOOVVEEEE IT!!! With a few little teases, I can feel myself getting soaked and my muscles begin to pulsate.....ohhhhhh here comes that rush I love so much.....and with the tightening and the pulsations, the orgasm cums and I can hear myself moan.... oh he is pleased with himself (as so he should be)...working me up like that, with just his voice. Oh he did send me some pix of his cock.....very nice head. You know how I love that mushroom head. Perfection!! Cocks are so hot..each one so different, no two ever the same YET each one has its own sex appeal....and boy does my mouth water at the thought of wrapping my lips around one of them.

Okay, now I have to go back on Ashley again. I am determined to find a frog that has it all...the brains, handsome, quick witted, sexy, sexual, sensual.....oh....sometimes it feels like a needle inside a haystack but I am determined. Actually, I laugh.....it has to be Spring Fever. My two girlfriends who are on there are also in heat. Determined to find the right man. As you know, one is testing them all, the other has given herself a deadline....May 1st she wants a lover to go through the summer. Hmmm, I have no goal mentally but physically my body and lips are craving something.....and it ain't White Castle but it is meat!!

AND--I did add some of my favorite blogs that I stop by, I have been very lax with that....I am going to keep updating it for now on so keep checking it out!

The Devil's Elf- Spreading the Ashley Madison Secret

Yes, the underground world of Ashley Madison. A secret place that most married people do not know exists. A double life with a seductive side. So hot, so exciting...yet we walk around in the real world and no one knows we are a member of this secret society. Makes you think, how many people do you know are members of OTHER secret societies that we just don't know about. A newscaster gets murdered in is apartment and was found to be soliciting 16 year olds on Facebooks. Yikes....not the way you want to leave this world.

So should I feel guilty that I tell people about a secret society that gives me so much pleasure! I mean lets face it....if it wasn't for Ashley Madison and the secret married but looking world, if I didn't find that having an extramarital affair was so damn hot and fulfilling, I would be miserable now. I have learned so much about myself and my body. I have found sinful joy...sinful lust and most importantly hot, hot, did I say super hot sex!

I would never know the joy of orgasming until your body is in bliss. I would never know the sensation of a blindfold and a lover who can do me in so many different position that I am amazed there is even that many positions. I have tried anal sex and loved it. I have tried whipped cream, chocolate pudding, pop rocks and numerous other items. I have felt lustful, passionate sex as well as slow, intense sex.....I have met lots of people and have even advanced my career.....lol

My point?! I have one friend who is going wild on there, literally screwing about six guys. I worry about her safety, I do not want to be responsible for that. I also just introduced a friend from childhood to the secret society. A boy that I knew when I was 7! His marriage is really bad and he was telling me and I was biting my tongue and not saying anything and after three weeks of chatting, I finally said--you should check out Ashley Madison. He has now joined and has two meetings next week. Why do I feel responsible? Why do I feel like I am helping spread the devil's message? Like the devil's elf! I guess I am so happy with Ashley, I want others who are miserable to find this special lustful place!

Today I got an email from one of the guys I have been chatting with. We are going to go slow and be friends? He confessed this morning that the past three days he has looked at my picture and masturbated...my oh my! I asked him..... was I good? What a bizarre feeling to know you are sleeping and someone is looking at your pix and jerking off. Hmmmm.....gotta think how I feel about that...

Well today is another day...you know my theory, leave yesterday behind. And I am glad I left yesterday behind, I was in a bad place. Working hard to stay positive today....I love Fridays. It's my day off. Well its technically my day off but I have never taken the day off. But it feels good to feel like you are catching up on the week (even though I am working just as hard)...hmm..something isn't right about that.

Enjoy the day!!!!!!!

Sex Recycling, Going Green?

What do I want? That is the question I asked myself today. The inner soul is restless and I feel like I am inbetween right now. On my way to a destination but just not there. So where am I going? I asked myself today, if I could have my life a certain way, how would it be.....of course only being able to change the things I have control of. Someones health, I don't. But what would I want from the things I could control. And the answer....to be free! Have my home life under control with a clean house, the children taken care and my business efficiently working and being successful. So what would I change? I would grow my business with additional help so I could work less, divorce my husband, work out, take care of me and just enjoy sex. It could be with one lover or many. But I need to be sexually fulfilled....when you are not sexually fulfilled, you end up procrastinating in all aspects of your life.


Today, I began the day masturbating. I can't take this horniness and I find it hard to focus. I tried to work but wasn't getting anywhere so I returned to bed, removed my pants, got out the vibrator and began my little escapades. My clit is sooo sensitive these days. Some circles and you can feel the wetness in my pussy. Dipping in one finger, I use the juices to stimulate my clit. Hmmmm.....is that considered going green? I am recycling the juices, re-using them for another purpose....not using oils....wow, I guess we are talking Sex Recycling--Going Green! Of course, do not do that with condoms....now we are talking a whole other story....lol

I love when a man's cock enters me...the feeling of my walls spreading...its such a turn on so today the vibrator played that role.....mmm...I came in seconds with all the wetness and my clit was pulsating...that amazing rush came over me.....how I love to orgasm. Still better with a man...but it was good. It's so interesting how we all have our own maturbating techniques...no two are the same...its a unique approach to make you reach ecstasy.....mmmmmm.....

So, now I am going to sit here and think of Sex Recycling, Going Green.....will have to put it on my website. LOL

A Newbie at Submissive Sex

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I NEED TO........

FUCK! Oh yes, no doubt about it. It's been three weeks and I am about to explode. All this texting and back and forth sexual attraction with Long Distance Lover is really making me hot.

We are certainly a lot a like. Emotionally, we are looking for the same fulfillment which makes it pretty easy to know what the other person needs. The things he says just feels so good. He will text me that he can't stop thinking about me. Tell me how intoxicating I am. How he's wild about me..etc.etc.

Told a childhood friend today that I was planning on meeting him. She was shocked to hear I was going to BE with him the first time we met. I guess because we have been talking back and forth so much...I feel like I know him forever. the ethical thing is to wait....however, I can't. I really feel a physical and mental connection with him.

The distance...the distance is really tough. And realistically, that means we shouldn't give up our other lovers. But you know me...I am not the best at sharing (although I am getting much better). He;s seeing his lover on Friday or Saturday. I was shocked to see how it bothered me and I was so mad at myself. Practically..we've never met...PRactically...we are far away from each other. Practically...it shouldn't matter if we have other lovers. Realistically--I don't like to share!! So I am not going to talk to him for a few days.....yes, I am going into denial.....not think about him with her.

Okay, here is a weird thing.....tonight as I was sitting at the computer and thinking about how Mr Prize and I related very well....but mentally, Long Distance Lover is getting close to how I felt about Soulmate Chris. That total connection. That total desire to talk with him continually. That feeling that my heart was smiling when we were on the phone. And just as I was thinking that...who sends me an IM....SOULMATE CHRIS!!!!! We havent really spoken in months. We started to talk and well one thing led to another. He told me about his two women (since me) and well, I kinda told him I was having fun.

We talked....we even talked about our sexual encounter that he made me cry. We teased and talked and I laughed...he always makes me laugh. And I was soooooo glad to know that while I was still sexually attracted to him....that Soulmate thing was not there as deep. Yeah, he will be my friend for life. He helped me through tough times and he still knows how to make me laugh. But that intense, out of control....soulmate thing wasn't there. Much healthier now...

He was telling me how horny he was. Now if you remember....he is very, very well endowed. Yes, I have to say in the Girth department...he is hung like a stud (or so I vaguely remember). "Let me see" I said to him. And so his webcam was on.....

Now, to my surprise...I forgot just how fucking big he was. His cock is so damn thick...it took my breath away for a second. Wow, I said. Yeah, I had to give him the credit where credit was due. I haven't seen a thick, thick cock like this since I dated this guy in College (it didn't fit at first). Well, feeling like I needed to get my mind off of Long Distance Guy....I played with Soulmate Chris a little until he came. I want to see you again..he said... that would be nice...I said. And we agreed we'd talk again soon.

Comfort Lovers seems to bw this weeks theme. I think I just don't have the desire to find a new frog. Long Distance Lover is keeping me mentally happy (and horny). And the old familiars....are also what I need. I have no desire to search for someone new right now. I am definitely just playing a little with the familiar frogs and enjoying Long Distance Lover.

Mr. Navigator text me yesterday. "I can't stop thinking about you....I really want to see you. How about next Monday?" "I got a date already, I told him". Change it he said....Nope I said...sorry. He flies around the world....and is actually going to be in Europe the week after that. I said to him "you want me....you change your schedule". Now I know, you may be thinking how ridiculous for me to say BUT I am tired of squeezing in between Italy, China and the States. So.....re-work it if you want me." And he said he would call me back and try to move a meeting to the following week and not fly out for three days. Hmmm.....we will see...I'd be impressed if he moved his business trip just to see me....

So that's whats cooking in Secret Lovers Lane. A possible Married Prince Charming, some MIA Frogs, some familiar frogs that make me happy (Navigator, Chris, CG and of course Tadpole)....... AND all these men and.....

I AM SO DAMN HORNY!!! I feel like my clit may explode...I'm wet, juicy and my clit is engorged...with no relief in site. Sigh....I need some hands on me soon. I need a warm cock inside of me....sigh...looks like the old vibrator is going to have to make his appearance tonight for some relief.

Sweet Wet Dreams!!

IPOD Vibrator--now here is a hot toy!

Okay, now here is something I have to have!!! This is a must for every woman....A vibrator that moves to the beat of the music on your Ipod. talk about taking music to a totally new level. Music makes me hot...a great song really turns me on...there is a way to have an orgasm to my favorite song.....wow! The thought of some hot music, my favorite music beating inside of me.

The thought is making me wet. I have to have this....to me this would be the ultimate in toys....I wonder what it feels like? Anyone try it....What would be the best song to listen to?

I'm getting horny just thinking about it. Listening to my favorite dance song as t gets me off...now here is technology at its best. Click on the banners above to see more juicy details...it's take you to their site.....and their is even a holster garter belt to keep your ipod strapped to your leg....HOT!!! SUPER HOT!!

AND Their new product......when your cell phone rings...it keeps the vibrator going the entire conversation....now here is phone sex to a new level. Talk about really getting your partner off in a conversation....you can control the calls..the rings...woo hoo!!

Now this made my day...funny how the little things can go a long way!!

My New Sexy Toy and The Psychic

So.....I told you I bought a new bullet. Aahh!! I love my sex toys. The hubby still has not returned mine (after numerous requests--its definitely a control thing). so I went out and bought a new bullet.

This one is hidden like a compact. Okay, it looks more like a large perfume bottle..all marbelized and way too big for a normal compact. But I keep with my perfume bottles and so far it has not been discovered. However, the hubby did notice that batteries were missing (interesting the man watches my batter intake).

So, I have to tell you. I am happy that he stole the bullet. Yup! the good and plenty bullet that I had is child's play compared to the power of this one and the size is even larger. I am not crazy about the marble look (kind of made me think I was having sex with a zebra at one point--a fleeting thought and pretty gross).

So I turned the baby on and YUM!!! The buzz was perfect. My clit reacted immediately...I think I had an orgasm within seconds. Now that was out of the way, it was time to really start playing. This baby does magic on my clit...giving it a little earthquake action. Playing down, slowly inserting it my pussy.....my walls just wrapped around the vibrator...nice...snug as a glove. Faster and faster in and out.....I could feel my body begin to twitch....I relax my whole body to enhance the inevitable orgasm...as it starts to come, I can feel my whole body twitching. My walls were pulsating in and out....oh man...this was nice.

They say three is a charm!! Do I dare? Do I see its feel in my ass? Well we all know I have been having this anal sex fetish lately. Gotta tell ya, my butt is tight. After a little playing around and a few attempts....my buddy was in. And, it was worth the wait. Is is because it something new to me? Is it because it is so tight? Or can it be because the vibrations are able to hit areas that the vibrator can't when its inside my pussy? Not sure what the science or reasoning is behind it really--- I had the most amazing orgasm. Guess it was like an earthquake because I could feel this most amazing euphoria come over me as my body was pulsating. WOW!!

Mr. Springer was telling me that most women can squirt but they have never been brought to such levels. Is this true? I can't imagine the sensations and overwhelming enjoyment that would bring. Sigh...I have never been there. Of course it could be like my theory on certain foods... never had it, you can't crave it. So maybe its best that I have never had that happen because that sounds like its something I would want over and over and over again!!!

Tonight....tonight is the night I go to the Psychic. Aah!! I am petrified. I know, I know not everyone believes in it. Part of me says if the psychic was that good why are they always living in small rundown places. If you could see the future or predict it or talk to the dead--come on wouldn't you take a peak at the Stock Market or see what inventions are going to be big and go for it?

I have this vision of me stepping into the room tonight and her being overwhelmed by my aura (and not in a good way!) "So, you are a cheater!!! And I certainly don't want to be lectured by my dead family member....

Okay, have a great weekend and I will let you know how it goes. Had to cancel on Mr. Prize...that did not make me happy. I had no choice (sigh).

A Stalker, Stalkee and some MILF Hunting

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Stress + A Lazy Day = Masturbation

Well I think I was trying to break a record today. Sadly, the hubby still has not returned my toys (I'm asking for them back tonight!) so it was manual labor for me. Lots of work for my hands. Can you develop Carpal Tunnel from masturbating too much?

I was home alone for most of the day today. Instead of cleaning (like I really had to do) I took a nap. Wild dreams were flying through my head. Dreams of me with two men, with a woman....I don't know what the hell I drank before I went to bed to encourage such erotic dreams. I was tied up through it though. People I didn't know were just entering the room and playing with me. Hmm....wonder what it all means. Anyway, I woke up so damn horny. Beyond belief.

So I began to play. Removing my undies, and rubbing my clit. IT felt so damn good. I love those circles with lost of pressure on the clit. Some of my own juices as lube and it felt amazing. First one finger inserted inside of me, then two....mmmm....stretching my walls, in search of that magic spot....the anticipation, the pressure building...it felt so damn amazing. My body sometimes craves an orgasm. Today was one of those days. I could feel the wave about to cum, starting to overcome my whole body and then....the pulsations and that wave of euphoria.

I wanted to see if I could create another one....even more intense than that one. so I worked at it again. Nothing like a lazy day with no one home. This time I pinched my nipples. Damn I needed another hand!! But its so amazing how there is a direct line from my nipples to my clit. How squeezing and twisting my nipples gives me sensations in my walls. The human body is truly amazing. Well this time took a little more work and a little more fantasizing. Fantasizing of the dark side a little. Fantasizing about a man standing there with a huge cock waiting to thrust me...mmmm....he had no definite face today. An escape from reality.....a mystery man.

I could feel my whole body tightening....and the orgasm totally shook my world. Mmmmm...sometimes you just don't need a man!!

Off to a bath....yummy. Relax and escape. I haven't escaped to my bath in sooo long. aahh!! Some bubbles, a glass of wine, some great music and a good book....my escape. If only I had a man to play with me in there...life would be perfect!! Sweet Wet Dreams!!

Which Man Do I Choose?

I have officially over extended myself! Aah! the internet is a dangerous thing. with all the stress of the party and my anger towards my husband...and my loneliness..I went back to Ashley Madison.

Well it may be the time of year but it seems that there is a lot of new meat on Ashley. And some hot looking meat at that. Well I told you about the Boy Toy Construction Guy. Actually things are good. His texting was getting to me. Instead of calling or IMing, he would text. I guess bad memories from Mr. Government. And the texts were getting less and less flirty and more and more explicit. You know how I start to feel about being a whore.

Well, I stopped answering and now we're back on track. He called and we talked. And now he called three times each day (to make up for the texting). He's really cute. We have a really good connection. Funny, attentive, sweet....still potential there. In fact, we are meeting on Thursday! Lots of phone sex last week and lots of pix going back and forth on the cell phone. He definitely is getting me wet.

I am nervous. I feel like a little girl going on her first date. He's so into anal. He's so into taking his tongue and licking my hole. It's been a long time since someone has done that. A long time.

I blew off the second Podiatrist I told you about except that he keeps coming back. I told him he was so hung up with looks, he wasn't for me. He doesn't care he says BUT I do!! That's not going to go anywhere I don't feel the connection.

And now the REAL surprise. By accident, I left my Instant messaging on Ashley. A message came through and well I had been feeling a little lonely so I answered. A guy from another state so I took it as a grain of salt. They must do something about the water in that state. I am always attracted to men from there. Six Pack, Navigator, Soulmate Chris.....all hot and from that state.

Anyway, he was really interesting. A Pullitser (spelled wrong on purpose so I don't show up in a search) Prize Winner. Very impressive. You know how I get turned on by smart men. He is so knowledgable on so many different things....I really enjoyed talking to him. He's handsome and very funny, attentive and nice. A problem? He is soooo experienced. Probably had 30 affairs throughout his marriage. He has done everything (sex clubs, orgies, S&M, bondage, anal..okay you get the pix). The man is very much experienced and has experimented with sex.

We have been talking non stop these past few days. We have so much to talk about. He wants to show me and help me experiment. Like a professor I guess. He wants for me to experience all that I want to.....at my pace. Open the door to all those things on my list of sexual things I want to do. The man is pretty amazing.

So now what?? We were going to meet tonight actually. But I got sick. I never get sick and today I have a bad cold. It sucks!! So I canceled then I made these plans with Mr. Construction Guy and well....Mr. Prize wants to meet tomorrow night. Hmmm....back to back sex with two new guys...I can't do it. the thought is kind of a turn on though. I haven't gotten laid in sooo long. the thought of two different cocks in one week is quite appealing!

So you see, you leave me alone for a few days and I get into trouble. Masturbating with two guys on the computer, phone sex, pix back and forth....you can't leave me alone. I've been in Wet OverDrive. We are talking.....super wet for days now. I admit it, I've masturbated twice today just to relieve the tension. Once Mr. Prize directed me....now that was real yummy.

So two men with huge THICK cocks and I don't know which direction to take. I'm usually much better at spacing them...one in and one out. Never where two were so at the beginning like this. Sigh!! Part of me says go with the flow...part of me says choose one now. Most of me says I need a real hard cock soon or I will explode!

Size Does Matter...

Sent to me by Hale, he always makes me laugh.
This one I had to share with you! I got the shivers when I saw this man's cock. Oh my, I am so fixated with anal sex these days that seeing his cock immediately made me think how that thing would be the ultimate in painful!!

This week will not be much saga in Secret Lovers Lane because I am getting ready for my big gala event!

As you may guess, I do nothing small. Planning a small party has now turned into a huge event. Well if all else fails in life, the balloon guy asked me if I would do centerpieces and decorations for him in my spare time. Spare Time?!? Yes, I did signs with flashing lights, life size hockey pucks, bleachers...and the list goes on.....Gotta be honest, I did them out of love.

So, while the party is for my son....I am probably the most excited. My sexy dress is ready to go...having my makeup and my hair done professionally...I will feel like a million bucks that day. I wish you all could be there with me!!

Mr. Construction is doing fine. He's giving me space and yesterday it felt so strange not hearing from him 40 times but it is definitely healthier. You know me..Miss Insecure...checked to see if he went to the Ashley site...but he hasn't been there since we met. I'm starting to miss Mr. Government. I know, I know....turn the page. But I can't help but think about him. About us....about the amazing orgasms.

All the stress from planning the party (which did I mention my husband has done nothing)...I so badly needed a release. I find that sex or masturbating, gives me that focus and relaxation I need. So this morning, when no one was home, I had an amazing session.....no toys but more and more I am finding that my butt is extremely sensitive and just the slightest playing can give me an amazing orgasms. Just as I finished, MR. Construction emailed me. Did he feel me thinking about him? Oh I was as my entire body reached orgasm and I could feel my insides pulsating.

Aah! I love to cum! I love that feeling. Gotta get someone to get me there..I'm so tired of playing solo!