A Fairytale Every Little Girl Should Know (Adults Version)

I just got home...and this is what You Win! sent me in my email. It is hilarious in general. But now think about how much I was dying in that he doesn't even know about my blog, my Mr. Married Prince Charming Search or any Dysfunctional Frogs....part of me wishes I could tell him because it is way too funny....

I think I will read this to my daughter tonight

This is the fairy tale that should be read to all girls when they are little:


Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
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A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
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Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
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And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sauteed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin' think so.