Stressed spells desserts!

When I become stressed, I find I become extremely horny. Not a great combination...I good orgasm can relieve this tightness throughout the body BUT usually I am stressed because I have so much to do ....hence, no time for a masturbation session.

A lot is on my mind....you see, this party I have been talking about marks a very significant part of my son's life. It also marks a significant part of my marriage. It's a big day for family pix and well--most of my friends who have considered divorce have always said "after the event". Why? Because chances are, the next big landmark event with a formal album of family pix will be their wedding. So like a lot of my friends, I avoided really thinking about my future in my marriage by saying "I'll wait till after the event". Hence, bought me two years to avoid taking action on our failing marriage.

The hubby knows I have been contemplating divorce. But he's not stupid, he knows I'm not going anywhere. Funny that it probably wouldn't take much for me to tolerate this marriage but it seems he doesn't want to make an effort.

An example--he has not helped in one planning for this event. He has not attempted to help me with one decoration. Knowing that I am losing my mind with all the details, he starts something and then leaves it. I''ve actually had some of my friends husband's come over and they've strategized with me about getting the decorations to stay up, reinforcing some life size signs etc. etc.

So instead of a great event being used to pull us closer together, he threw another wedge in between us. At 10pm, I was doing the seating arrangements with my son. My husband comes up and shoots him with a water gun....hello??? Well all hell broke out with water fights as I am trying to concentrate....and then my husband gets made because my son won't stop.

I guess the best way to compare it would be to a Diplomat of the United Nations and the Parking Ticket Scandel. Some Diplomats in the city follow no parking rules, in fact, certain Diplomats were owed the most money in parking tickets (over $10,000) in the city. They just park wherever they want. Then when they get the tickets for breaking the rules--they ignore them, never pay them. They just do what they want--park wherever they want. In fact, they obviously have no regard for the parking rules. That's how I feel my husband lives here. It's truly pathetic.

Well I am juggling work, juggling this event, juggling being stressed (and horny)!

Did you know that stressed backwards is "DESSERTS"!! How funny is that. Today, I am going over to order all the desserts for the event....mmmmmm.......oh yes, it will be an overindulging orgasmic event in desserts!!