Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Now, these had me laughing...has anyone ever used one of these or had one used on them? LOL

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!
You Dropped something , "My jaw"



One day this guy comes to work at a dildo shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop. About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?" The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady. Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white" So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?" The man responds "30 bucks" She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"
"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.
So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?" The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks" Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?" The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250" The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?" The man says "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo , and your thermous flask for $250!"
OUCH!