For someone I have never met before, this guy from Ashley Madison is certainly teaching me a lot. First, he taught me what it feels like to not get a response on Ashley. I see how sucky it is to be a man. And then today, he taught me my next lesson. I finally got to see what it is like when a guy sees this hot chick and then she opens her mouth and there is nothing inside. You just don't want her to talk....it ruins the fantasy.
Well that's what happened with that dude. His mouth opened and we were on different levels...oh man, you are so fuckin butiful...wow, cool...baby caul me.
Yeah, my moment was ruined.
The not bald guy text me back. Who knows...he was the cocky one.
And then there is the new doctor. Okay, here's a new one. Guess what? His name is not what he told me....its his middle name. Sound familiar?!?!? I had a flashback of MM. Difference is that he confessed early on....even before we met. He started with...I have to be honest here with you...and my stomach dropped. I figured he was dissing me...instead he confessed. Now let's not give him the award of honor JUST yet, although he does get brownie points. You see, he confessed because he wants my business expertise. Hence, in order to do that, I need his credit card to get his sites, hence they have to be registered in his name, hence....the fake name is his middle name. So I guess he tossed and turned with that one...however, I already knew his work number, where he worked, his cell phone, his site etc. etc. So it was going to come out...better off confessing to me. But I laughed...shook my head and cracked up. I know thats the case with the surgeon too. It's his middle name. Now the big question...does he like me for me or what I can do for his business. I should have waited before discussing business. Oh well...
And as for Mr. Porsche...I am sooooo sad. I had this great plan. He was going out with his friends, I was going out with mine...we would meet and have a sleep over. As I was going to call him, our mutual friend told me that he cancelled. Sigh...I called him upset. He has a couply thing to do at home. Even more upset...I wanted to spend the night with him. He read my mind..it would have been a great Christmas present. Damn, I am sooooo bummed. Ok, back to work...quick update...
And to the newbies...welcome and I am glad you gentleman enjoyed my blog. Such sweet notes, I love notes and comments......and CB...just swamped...sorry...
xoxox
1 comment:
So...you don't like the way it feels when guys on AM don't return your messages, huh? Yes, I know, it sucks. They should at least say "sorry, not interested" so you can move on, right? I usually wait a couple of weeks and then send another message. But they don't respond to that either. Oh well.
Maybe the Doc's looking for a two-fer, a little business in the morning, a little pleasure in the afternoon.
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