Friday, December 22, 2006

20 ways to give him an Xrated Xmas



Thanks. to Hale, I'm able to bring you this yummy list.....the thought of doing these things just made me sooooooo wet!!!!!


20 Ways To Make HIS Xmas XXXmas!

1. Trim his tree.
2. Lick his luscious candy cane.
3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.
4. Polish his christmas balls.
5. Ride him like a reindeer.
6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.
7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.
8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la.
9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease.
10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!
11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle.
12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere.
13. Unwrap his package.
14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.
15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air.
16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose.
17. Heat him up with a snow job.
18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.
19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper.
20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

2 comments:

Hale McKay said...

You're welcome, my lust, er love. I couldn't think of a better site for that list to appear!

Wishing you the Happiest and Sexiest of Orgasmic delights for Christmas and the New Year.

Anonymous said...

Very fun list. I can't say I did them all last night, and yet....