Well this is going to be a fun week! I can already feel the excitement about meeting Mr. Navigator. I have those butterflies in my stomach, the tingles, the nervous, giddy feelings.
So, what I like to do is prepare for a "DATE". Usually, I start a day or two before BUT that would fall exactly when the hubby is going out of town. Let's see, your wife is getting her hair done, nails, pedicure...not that out of the ordinary. Aah! He's going out of town and I am shaving my pussy....hmmm....doesn't take a rocket scientist to start to get suspicious. So I started tonight. I did my hair (haircut tomorrow with pedicure and manicure) and I attempted to shave.
Well let's just say, Mr. Navigator better be worth it. I just had the experience from hell! I saw this Bikini Touch in the drugstore. Suppose to be "no razor bumps, no irritation, painless, better than waxing or shaving". Well, I decided to buy it. Yup! Suckered in to the tooth whitening kit and the Bikini Touch. The things you buy when you are nervous about a date. This guy in the pix had a great day compared to my Bikini Touch episode!
The teeth whitening went well! Had to sit around with this blue laser light in my mouth for a 1/2 hour. Hubby wanted to know if I was going to get electrocuted in the tub? Of course he's concerned! I am useless DEAD! That's one thing I don't have to worry about, he won't kill me. The thought of being left to take care of the kids and all the responsiblities scares the shit out of him. Anyway, the whitening worked pretty good.
The Bikini Touch was another story. That thing HURT!! It was horrible! Now as you know, I do trim and occassionally shave. Guys you know that feeling when you first get a haircut? You feel lighter, your head feels good. Well that's how I feel when I do a little yard cleanup on my pussy. I feel lighter, it's kind of sexy. But, not with that Bikin Touch. It didn't cut the hair, it was pulling my pubic hair out. Then, it got entwined somehow and I swear the thing knicked my clit. It's very sensitive right now. GARBAGE!!! Yes, I threw the sucker right into the garbage and went back to shaving and trimming.
I have a confession. I used my husband's razor. He is going to flip because I don't think he has another razor for tomorrow. OH well! I'll deal with it in the morning. So, I am back to the racing stripe and the couchy cream! Thought about this cat pix. Hope my clit heals by Friday!
Well, tomorrow it is off to Victoria Secrets. Looking for a sexy corset. Can't decide whether to go with a sweet pink, blue, green OR a seductive black. Not red. He likes it slowwwww and he's into lingerie. So, not sure which way I'm going to go. Any suggestions?!
Oh! new podcast is going up tonight, don't forget to listen!!! And thanks again to Hale McKay for these great photos---you are a doll!!
Sweet Wet Dreams!
6 comments:
Cheri,
As a guy, I have always preferred black. The other colors are situation-dependent, but black is always dependable, always romantic, works with everything.
I would go with Black for the first date. Even if he prefers another color, he also likes black. You can branch out on date number two or three, and he will think you are really sexy, having such an extensive wardrobe!
Have fun!
- Marathoner55, Chicago
Can't beleive how much I cringed, reading this post . . . yikes! For your sake, honey, I hope he's worth it too ---- seems like a ton of trouble for a guy. As far as lingerie goes, I'm kind of with Marathoner . . . keep it simple, at least until you're sure that he's worth messing around with. If it goes well, I'd say give him the Santa suit. You know that's one of MY favorites, and hell, it's not like you'll be wearing it long anyway.
Have fun, Cheri, and don't be too nervous . . . relax and let it happen. Try not to think of us all hiding behind the drapes, wondering how it's going!!
XO
Wishing I was the proverbial fly on the wall! I'm not really a voyeur - but this sounds like a hot tryst for sure!
...I hope you are all cured too - but I'm sure if you asked him to "kiss your boo-boo," he would gladly oblige.
...I'll bet you're gonna look hot no matter what color you choose. (Lucky guy!)
OMG....I almost bought one of them Bikini Touch things.....Glad I stuck with hubby's groomsmen....LOL
Have a great day!!!
The pussy pic reminds of a Johnny Carson show with Rachel Welch wehn she showed up with a large Persian cat which let sit in her lap.
...She said to Johnny, "Would you like to pat my pussy?"
...To which Johnny said in his usual deadpan manner, "Sure, move the damn cat."
...May I pat your pussy, Cheri?
AAAHH!! The search continues..thank you guys..I am totally stressed about this all.
I will write more in my post! But it's going to be BLACK!! Absolutely!!
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