Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Too Much Sex Research Got Me On Edge!

Coincidence?!? I think not. There is a direct correlation between doing the research for the podcast and me being out of control horny!! Yes, I am just dying to have sex right now. I can feel the tightness, I desperately need a lustful rendezvous!! Sorry to be so blunt, but the more I research the more I realize how badly I want to feel someone inside of me. How badly I want to taste their lips and suck on their lips and work my way down their body..aaaahhh!! I am torturing myself with this research. So much I haven't done in this world...so much to experiment, so many positions.

There are so many ways to spice up your sex life! So many toys,
techniques, theories and I am trying to concentrate on one topic at a time. For this weeks show, I wanted to research lips! Yes, the art of kissing is going to be in this podcast. I love kissing....it's just so sensual, so hot, so erotic. Then I looked into lip enhancers. I have been told I have extremely luscious and sexy lips. But I love those REALLY Luscious looking lips. So I contacted some companies to do reviews on their products. I also took a kissing survey today--and I was told that I am an excellent kisser. Well, I am not sure how I am in bed, but I am a good kisser. To me kissing is an art! IT can be slow, it can be intense, it can be erotic, it can be succelent, it can be flirty and teasing, sweet and whorish...and that can all be in just one kiss!!

Aaah!! So, today was actually a very busy day. Chris and I have been text messaging back and forth, my favorite erotic writer and I passed a few flirty emails, call from the Chiropractor and Zorro is back from playing with his little toy! So now he can start to play with me again (hee.hee).

The surprises today were actually Booty Caller who decided to call me. That guy is so afraid of feeling something for someone. I still think he should find a prostitute. He is afraid of cuddling, afraid of holding someone in his arms. He wanted to meet for lunch this week! I came straight out and said "Honey, do I have fool written on my forehead. Let's chat once in awhile and maybe one day we will have a quick rendezvous but I will never ever make a lunch date with you again." I sent him an email saying --now these pix are really scary so open carefully. They were pix of people cuddling, kissing and holding each other. He's got tough skin, he'll find it funny.

So, now everybody's favorite!!! Divorce Attorney! I needed to see what this guy was about. What makes him tick and the best way to find out
where someone is headed is by listening to what they say during sex. Well, I wasn't going to go over to his office (like he wanted) so instead I played with him over the phone. Yes, you know how I love to make a man cum over the phone, IM or webcam. Well, Dr. Cheri has her diagnosis. I know for sure that his wife makes him feel inferior in many ways. That he feels an affair is dirty and all he wants is to feel like number one.

Dr, Cheri is always right!! (hee. hee)....How did I come up with these conclusions......by what he said during the phone sex. That I was tighter and wetter than his wife (but I did ask him not to bring his wife
into is--that is disrespectful), that we shouldn't be doing this, this is wrong, this is dirty-----"but it feels so good doesn't it?!" that pushed him over the edge..... and he just wanted me to tell him that I wanted him. That I needed him. Well you know me.....I'm the girl who sees a lost puppy on the street and I have to help it and take care of it. Not sure yet what I am going to do with this lost puppy. And why is he so turned on by Mr. G- and I ? Because he wants to win me in the end. He wants to put me on his mantle as a trophy. The big question, is it worth playing the game?!

So that was my day today! Wet but not wild! Wet but not fulfilling. Quite a variety of role playing today or just a typical multi-tasking day--- So, the other big question, does the hubby get lucky tonight or do I open my drawer of magical toys for the night!?

6 comments:

Lori said...

Doing research on sex....That will get you wired alright!!!

Them Soldier Boys are pretty damn HOT!!!....I'll take the one up front....I'm feeling alot better now!!!!...LOL

Have a great day!!!

Cheri said...

Sorry Lori! While we are friends that IS my Actual Soldier Boy! That's funy that you picked him!! I guess I can share with you, those lips are amazing!!

Yup!! It's 1:57AM, all hot and bothered and was playing with Zorro..zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Have a good night and day!

Anonymous said...

As an experienced fellow sex researcher, I hear you, sister . . . lol. Very interesting phenomenon, and one that needs much more study. Great blog as usual, sweetie.

Cuddlers unite!!! Some day we may be able to take over the world.

XO

Lori said...

That is funny Cheri.....I bet them lips are amazing!!!!

Have a great day!!!

Anonymous said...

yummy thoughts:)

Cheri said...

Jim and Stretch Yes, sex research...there are some perks to this podcast!! And without a doubt, lots of research, I have to help my listeners!!

Sweet, divorce attorney would be just a tad pissed (lol). Booty Caller is quite entertaining and has amazing comeback lines. He's been quite talkative today.

Absolutely no callogen lips, botox, anything like that...I've seen too many frozen faces. lol