Me For Lunch!

Oh yes, tomorrow I have a long lunch scheduled with Mystery Man....I can't wait...I bought this outfit for the occasion......with fishnet matching stockings.......the bad angel look I guess....bad yet pure.... classy yet slutty....oh I can't wait....

Our emails have been outrageous.....he's a fantastic writer....he wrote me a scenerio of tomorrow....and damn, I get wet thinking about it. So, do you think he will like the corset??

A color preference?

Hee.hee.... a little off in humor but it made me chuckle and what better of a way to start your week? (thanks Hale)


Mystery Man has a way with words....yes, some may say they are cheesy, I like to say they are creative and visual. They all can't be pick up lines, he would have run out of them by now. They make me smile and that's what counts..Isn't that what this is all about?


He wants me to wear a thong next meeting... my fat ass? I love that ass especially when I am watching my cock disappear inside of you and I am smacking that ass!


Any color preference? Fuschia or leopard!




Well, this year's colors are not fuschia or leopard. To find a thong in those colors were quite the event. But I was determined. Yes, I could have ordered online but they would never get here in time for Tomorrow. I searched (having fun actually enjoying--trying on various lingeries) and I found a leopard bra and thong panties that almost match.....close enough....I can't wait to wear them for him. They had matching fuck me heels in leopard (which would have drove him crazy) but let's be realistic...where do you hide those?












Going back and forth with Mystery Man all weekend....Thanks to Hale, my graphic guru, I find programs that do all kinds of personalized fun pix...and Mystery Man loves them. And I have fun doing them.


So, tomorrow is our meeting. We are both sooo excited. I can't wait to be taken away to paradise for a couple of hours.....to escape, to release all the tension I have built up. Mmmmmm, 28 hours till paradise!!

The Perfect Afternoon Rendezvous

Arriving at the movies, we decided to meet inside. I picked up the popcorn and soda and saw him going into the theatre....arriving as the lights were already down...I couldn't see a damn thing. A middle of the afternoon, there were 4 people and well we had decided the last row was a perfect place for us to meet.....I went up to the last row..

"excuse me sir, is this seat taken?"
"no, would you like to sit"...
"thank you, can I squeeze by you?" And so I did...as I brushed across his cock for effect.
"oh my, there is no armrest (he pushed it up already)..do you mind if I use your leg as an armrest?" "No problem".....

"Oh, my lips need attention......" and i just kissed him with such passion. "WOW, these previews are fuckin hot!"

My day today was unbelievable. I have never had so much fun with someone. I mean we were in a movie theater and it was so sexual and we were laughing so damn much. The movie? Well let's just say that the 2 women in the bathroom said it was the worst movie they had ever seen....personally, it is one I will never ever forget...

Highlights? His tongue is wild. Its strong, decisive and he knows how to use it. Our dueling tongues...we will spend 20 minutes playing catch and suck......with our tongues floating in each others mouths, trying to suck the others tongue almost out of their mouth....it was so damn fun...

Of course, our hands wandered all over...and my mouth must have been sucking his cock for half of the movie....I licked, I used my lips, I sucked, I played with his balls and I did it all again and again and again...... I had gotten extra butter in a cup.....and had oiled up his cock with the warm butter.....and licked it all off...YUM! Then we put butter on each others lips...it was so damn sensual....

His favorite part that drove him wild was when I filled my mouth up with Diet Pepsi and then went down on him. The cold and wet drove him wild!! He hated diet before..now he wrote me tonight how he loves Diet Pepsi.....I just kept filling my mouth up with diet pepsi and going down on him "Oh fuck, that is amazing" I could tell those were real words and I loved pleasing him.

Now you know me....I like fun.....I like silliness and craziness and spontaneous things that I normally wouldn't do. So......I cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn....and I put his cock through the bottom so it was in the popcorn...."I kept feeding him popcorn so I could get to the surprise in the bag!!" He was dying.....the popcorn was scratching his cock. He was laughins so hard as I was in search in the bag for the popcorn....he was even able to make the bag move...we were laughing so hard. "I want the prize....like in the cracker jack box!! I want the surprise in the bag!!" And I kept searching and when I found it, I gave him an amazing handjob.....now mind you popcorn was all over the place.....when we took the bag off...it was in his underwear, his pubic hairs, everywhere.....I had to clean him up....and I did that mighty well. "you are crazy" he said....and then I looked at him and said "and that's what you love about me"...and he grabbed me and started to squeeze my nipples and passionately kiss me....

Oh his sense of humor is also a little off.... you know me..I don't stop talking...last time we were together...he joked and said...shut the fuck up! we both laughed. Last night, we were discussing fetishes...he came across the bondage with the mask...I joked and said....I'm surprised that you don't like the one with the red cork in the mouth that is used with S&M. So what does he do today.....he said...close your eyes....and he put a wine cork in my mouth. I was laughing so hard....his humor is just as off as mine. A silly little thing, like bringing a wine cork really made me smile and showed he was thinking of a way to make me smile.

Tonight he wrote me what an amazing time he had....he even sent me the definition of matinee which is dramatic entertainment during the day.....baby you are definitely a matinee!! I aksed hi m if his cock was all scratched up and if he got the popcorn out of his pants.... he said "my cock is fine and I even had a snack for the ride home"...he is very funny.

So in conclusion....I have never been so content, so happy, so fulfilled and enjoying myself so much. I am like a teenager....I am so happy tonight I am going to burst. And mostly, he makes me feel secure. All I needed is a note after saying I miss your lips already. I love to feel wanted! So there is my advice for the day guys! Make the girl feel wanted. Don't worry about how she is going to feel...oh, I don't want her to get attached, so you back off. Make her feel good...that's what this is all about.

Wow, three weeks ago, I was closing down my Ashley account. I was giving up, thinking about closing this blog, moving on and giving up the search for Mr. Married Prince Charming. I even started writing my summary for the closure of my blog. And then, when I least expect it, the last person I contacted on Ashley....he turns out to be the closest thing I have found to Mr. Married Prince Charming. Is he him? In one aspect he is. so now the question, do you need to know about who Mr Married Prince Charming is in real life or is it okay that you know nothing about him. Remember, I know his first name and what he does for a living..that's it.

But I do know that he likes thunderstorms, rock music, the beach, the sun. I know what turns him on and I know every area that makes him squirm. I know that he can make his cock move in many directions...i know he has a great tongue. I know he hates when I am late, he's competitive, he's funny and we don't ever run out of things to talk about. Yet, I know nothing about his life or his mine. I have found Mr. Married Prince Charming in a Mystery Man.....and right now (to my fucking surprise) I am loving this. It's 100% escape...he doesn't know anything about my heartaches....my hardships....he wants me for me!!

So is he Mr. Married Prince Charming? I don't know...but TODAY he is....

Sweet Wet Dreams......

handjob at the Movie

Have you heard this song?! Wow, it's the perfect escape song....I have put it on our CD for our next meeting......mmmmm....unfortunately I was blessed with my period today.....damn...he wanted to meet Thursday. I am not in the mood for crime scene sex. so I am going to suggest a movie and I can sneak and suck his cock for two hours.....or at least a handjob. An afternoon matinee at the worst movie playing....there will be no body there except us.....the fun we will have...my mouth all over him...yum!!!! I can't wait.

We talk for hours and hours on email....yet, we don't talk about our lives. I don't know what we talk about. Last night we played hangman......we talked about Kama Sutra and Tantric Sex....we talked about thunderstorms....actually nothing important...it was soooo nice..

So things are good. I have my moments of insecurity but it seems when Mr. Podcaster gives me a good talk.....I calm down and well he comes around. The mind is such a wild thing. You can make up a whole scenerio.

You Win! (remember him?) well he did the nicest thing yesterday. Knowing that I am having financial issues he offered me money that he just got in from commission. How sweet. But we all know, I wouldn't take it. But it was the gesture that counted. I need to do this on my own.

the hubby.....you can't imagine the BS that he has been pulling. the consensus amongst my friends, leave him already, he's pulling you down. I'm scared probably because it is getting closer. I did ask him to leave the other night. He pretends I don't say it and goes on with what he is doing. i tell him our marriage is over, he ignores me. The ducks have to start lining up faster...its the fact that he is getting me in more and more financial trouble each week. Rrrrr...my only sanity is Mystery Man and You Win right now (and of course Mr. Podcaster).

Tadpole? He seems to have moved on....have you seen a tadpole swimming around anywhere? Tell him to call cheri!!

SNOW PATROL LYRICS

"Chasing Cars"

We'll do it all


Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Featured On Fleshbot!! Woo Hoo!

Woo Hoo!! I remember when I first started my blog, I found fleshbot. I saw all these sex blogs featured and laughed at my fleeting thought that I might one day make a feature. And to my surprise, I did!!! thanks Jefferson, you made my day!!


Except from Fleshbot!!

There's nothing more comforting than cuddling up with the spouse—even if it happens to be someone else's spouse. As we pay conjugal visits to some of our favorite sex bloggers in today's Sex Blog Roundup, we find that many husbands and wives keep their wedding bands charged with secret affairs, bar room pick ups, and beaver-shaving parties. And every now and then, some couples even find time to sneak off alone. Romance isn't totally dead, you know

"He opened the door . . . he looked as sexy as he did the first time. Actually, he looked even sexier. I was all worked up. I had just had a disaster at work that I had to fix . . . so I arrived frazzled. Funny how a man's touch and kiss can slowly take away the stress of the day. Oh yes, he grabbed me and kissed me and I could feel the crisis disappearing. "

Check out the other hot entries...if you have never been to fleshbot, you should visit it.......


http://fleshbot.com/sex/sex-blogs/sex-blog-roundup-affairs-of-the-heart-and-other-parts-255756.php

A Spur of the Moment , Hot Secret Rendezvous

Great day at work.....closed some major deals....life was going great. I love being spontaneous...I was feeling flirty and fun.

Call to Mystery Man...."What are you doing right now?"
"Talking to you and watching my cock get a little hard".
"How was your day?"
"Excellent, I closed a big account"
"How coincidental, so did I. We have to meet right now, half way and let's celebrate in the car".
"mmmm....now that sounds hot".
"Okay, meet in the isolated parking lot"

I start to drive and the thought of seeing him is making me wet. Twice in one week.....wow! Mr, Government could barily handly once every two weeks. Wow, this was hot and spontaneous.

The rain pouring down, I couldn't wait to get there....I pull next to him in his car...and well, he looked so fucking hot. He wasn't dressed up, sweat pants, unshaven and this hot shirt. Damn, I couldn't wait to touch those lips. And I ran in the rain into his car.

"Wow, you look fucking hot"as he reaches over to kiss me and we start kissing like teenagers in heat. He has amazing lips......"let me give you your collagen treatment" mmmm....he starts sucking on my lips. Well those aren't the only lips that wanted attention.....I could feel my thong was drenched.

I push his seat back and start sucking on his cock....I can hear him moaning....I love that he finds my lips so enjoyable.....licking, sucking, moving with the moans..yes, taking cues as he moans....h stops me because well I was doing a great job and he didn't want to cum yet....

He moves his hands in my shirt playing with my nipples and then his hand slipped under my skirt.....mmmmmm....so damn wet. Yes, I wanted him.

At first, we were listening to every sound, every car in the distance and well as it got heated we couldn't care...."did you bring a condom?" I said almost breathless. "No...I ran out so fast, I forgot". My eyes almost bugged out of my head...damn....well obviously we weren't having sex. "Hmm....we are cheaters....we meet for a rendezvous....were you expecting that we were going to play cards or talk about philosophical events in the world?" As I was giggling. "I know, I know"...well honestly, it was fine....I went down on him again....this time determined to make him cum!

Consistent mouth movements, sucking, licking, playing with his balls...I was on a mission. "Oh shit, I am going to cum" with a moan. I guess that was my warning if I didn't want to swallow, its time to move off. Well, I didn't, I was feeling dirty and I wanted to swallow every little drop....YUM!! A total clean up....perfect! Not one drop escaped.....

He pulled me up to him, he looked me in my eyes and took his finger and traced my face..."Baby, you are dangerous!" Oh no!!!!!!!!!! Those words, I've heard them before....and the result has always been withdrawal......retreat....Oh No!!!!

"you are just as dangerous sexy" I said and I kissed him. "My turn as I moved his hand under my skirt". We didn't have a lot of time...so we worked together to get me to cum...I rubbed my clit and he so creatively placed two fingers (maybe three) inside of me..he was reaching spots that felt so damn good. Oh, I came so damn hard...

We kissed good by......and I went into my car. Miraculously the sun was starting to come out. How perfect....and we looked at each other, threw a kiss and we both went on our way.

He wrote me later last night.....you were such a good sport! A good sport? I think everything was great...I hope he doesn't think that I need sex everytime we meet. I would be happy just lying in his arms and kissing......I need to make that clear.

He hinted he had checked some responses from Ashley. I went to see if he had been there. 1 Day...I know, he could be checking mine. Marathoner is right. I cheat, I check with the other account. Today, I checked with my account (even though I knew he was there a day ago). And I sent him a note on Ashley MAdison.....

"so I didn't pay enough attention to you this week? We are going to have to solve that next time we meet. I am going to suck you dry so you have absolutely nothing left to use with someone else. Oh just you wait!!! hee hee. So did you find someone who can make you cum like me? LOL

Yeah, it bothers me...I can't imagine he will find someone that it would be as hot with but you never know.....I am just a tad insecure. Funny how Ashley can find you men and also cause insecurity......

Well I am going to be confident.....I am having a great time...not think....damn, I am totally satisfied and couldn't even think of any more sex today. I wonder if he feels the same way? Sigh, I am happy.....my boss even asked me what is different about me? I can't believe he could tell but honestly there is nothing different....isn't that funny!

HAPPY?!?!

So can you see why I can't hide in this room???
The mirrors are everywhere!!!

So am I happy? Yes, I am happy. I am content. In the past, the frogs have freaked after we had sex. You can feel the change in their attitude....the fear that I might get attached...the regular line...you deserve more.....





Well I figured out where that came from. My life is tough. I am not just saying that, I know I have hinted but I have been given a lot of obstacles that most people would probably fold under the pressure. I am a strong, confident, determined woman but when people see what I have on my plate...they feel they need to help me (although I never would accept the help).





Well, I realized now, if you don't know all that I have on my plate..... I am a confident, determined, independent woman. I come across as secure, happy and dynamic. If you don't know just how much baggage I have to carry around, I am very strong. Hence, Mystery Man. He doesn't know anything...so I come across as all of those things and I love it!! I have decided that I love this escape....and I love that he doesn't know my crap.





Alluring....spontaneous, passionate, sexy, hot, irresistable... all words he used to describe me. hee.hee





Am I falling for him? Think about it? I really can't. I don't know him. I am loving our meetings, our emails, our calls. I am loving how he makes me feel. But I know nothing about him except that he loves to spank my ass, loves to eat me out, loves his cock licked up and down and in circles, he loves erotic positions, he loves to laugh, he loves to kiss. He loves green apple jelly beans but not the lemon ones....he loves to suck my nipples!!





He lives 10-15 minutes away....he has a flexible schedule.....next week, we are going to go to an afternoon matinee and fool around...





So am I happy? Yes. I feel that hole in my heart is not there. That emptiness is filling up. My head also is in a good state. I'm not so insecure...he doesn't have a problem telling me he wants me. And that is what I need. Any downfalls? Well, he checked Ashley yesterday...you know how that makes me insecure. Well this time, I am just a tad insecure...but I am going to say that he checked to see if I checked. And well, I cheated. I checked on my girlfriends account so mine still says that I haven't been there in 7 days.....it's not cheating, I didn't look at any of the mens profiles, just to see if he checked. Sneaky? Maybe a little. Well, I will check again in a day or two to see if he has returned. Then I will say something. But you know what? I know he is having a memorable time .......our sessions are definitely hot!!

Perfect Paradise, Is he Mr. Married Prince Charming?

He opened the door...he looked as sexy as he did the first time. Actually, he looked even sexier. I was all worked up. I had just had a disaster at work that I had to fix...so I arrived frazzled. Funny how a man's touch and kiss can slowly take away the stress of the day. Oh yes, he grabbed me and kissed me and I could feel the crisis disappearing.

He has a power tongue....his kisses are amazing. I can kiss him for hours and hours and hours. Let's see, at first we attacked each other with our clothes flying off...and then he laid me down and we 69nd. I have a hard time concentrating as I am about to orgasm....its hard to keep sucking while my body is responding....I came hard...he was as hard as a rock.....I licked and sucked and licked some more (using that special inner lip technique).

Ah! I brought whipped cream and chocolate syrup.....and I covered his cock in both while he covered my pussy as well....yum...a little afternoon delight....it was cold, it was hot...it was fun!!..
After we licked each other dry......our sundaes were done....he grabbed me up...I giggled with such force....oh he positioned me on the armchair....and fucked me from behind....it was hot!!

There was a glass shelf that I leaned over and he did me from behind.....then I bent all the way over touching my toes...and yes...from behind again!!

He got injured a few times because I was wearing 4 inch heels. Once, I landed on his toe and his nail came off, he hit his head on the mirror and another time my heels went into his chest. I laughed and laughed so hard.

Romantic moments....they actually were my favorite....we sat tasting jelly beans and guessing the flavors as we closed our eyes.....we layed in each others arms and just held each other tight. He spooned me and his cock just rubbed against me.

He dribbled chocolate on my nipples and just sucked on them for 15 minutes while he played with my clit until I orgasmed. Now that was hot..

And then, we fucked again...but this time it was slow and intense. He traced my face and I traced his with my finger.....we smiled....we gazed into each others eyes....our bodies were entwined....it was perfect.

So can Mr. Married Prince Charming be someone I know nothing about? He is a total mystery. He is a man who gives my body total pleasure and I know nothing about him. And I am feeling comfortable with him now...very comfortable and that is great. Actually, I like not knowing anything about him....you can't fall for someone you don't know. I go to a hotel room and a Mystery Man fucks me in every position and makes me feel at peace afterwards. Now that is really nice...it is paradise...

And even nicer...he's not scared afterwards....oh Mr. Government would run as soon as we had that connection....Mystery Man sends me notes how he can't wait to have me in his arms again and how he can't wait to be inside of me. Now that is nice. A man who isn't afraid of a connection.

So, I am trying not to think. I am trying not to look ahead or feel insecure. And what was even nicer, I rarily am where I am. I am always thinking about what I have to do in an hour, 3 hours, tomorrow...I never live in the moment. But with him, I do. It's me, him and paradise....

So our next event will be oils.....both of us all oiled up and massaging each other.....and possibly me tied up....hmmm......Content....yes, I am very content right now.

Sweet Wet Dreams......damn I can't wait to go to sleep!! And to think I was going to close my Ashley Account!

Finally Some Inner Peace

Amazing what a great night's sleep can do for you. Nothing has changed in my life but I feel at peace. Okay, for some reason I don't think it was just the good night's sleep. I met Mystery Man yesterday again. Three hours just flew by so quickly......gotta say, it was WOW! I am at a lose of words.....I haven't even finished telling you about the first rendezvous and we met again.

Our first meeting was hot and wild. We attacked each other....it was raw, it was intense...mmmm....highlights.....him eating me out for what felt like hours until I came. We must have fucked in 10 different positions, him always trying to get deeper and deeper..and then my feet were over my head and he thrusted so hard....oh, there was a shower scene too.
So the flashbacks were coming to me fiercely all weekend....they just kept coming and coming.....and I was getting hornier and hornier. Coincidentally, he wrote me that he was having flashbacks as well. So when Monday rolled around, neither one of us could concentrate.

Great sex is like a drug...you want more and more and more......to make you higher and higher and higher. Oh, I needed a fix of Mystery Man. We couldn't wait so we met again yesterday afternoon. I worked like a madwoman to get three hours in of peace and escape....

I will write more later...I gotta get some work done. But this time, it was just as good. Different..less animalistic but actually even more fulfilling. I hated to leave....it was the perfect escape to paradise....mmmm.....Life is just as insane but I am feeling good. A three hour sex marathon certainly can sooth the inner beast.....YUM!!

An Escape To Our Own Paradise

Tough crowd!!

He gets an A for effort guys! And no, my heart doesn't flutter and I don't hold on to every word like it was golden. PLEASE!! You have to know me better than that. But he did try and he did care enough to want to make me feel good, special and wanted....and that's what matters. Sometimes its the approach, not the exact words. It's an escape remember? It's what you want it to be....not reality....

We met today....it was hot. It was really nice. We met at Starfucks....and we had a Chai. We talked a little but not much about who we are and for a change, I liked that. This man knows nothing about my life AND I liked that. It was different. When are Chai's were done....we decided that we could have another one, go to a movie or go to the famous hourly motel down the road. I started to get shy.....I couldn't bring myself to say let's go to the motel. So we made a deal....we were going to go to the motel. No expectations......we could watch tv, talk, kiss....and see what the day brought. That I could handle (and in my heart, I knew what was going to happen).

Okay, you want cheesy....we got a room...mirrors on the ceiling, lights flashing....it was fun!! He was soooo cute, he brought a sheet. Funny we were thinking the same thing....but it wasn't so sleezy....but that was nice. Okay, more cheesy...... he mixed about 20 songs for us to listen to. They were hot and seductive and he definitely took some time to mix them. That was nice..come on guys.....!!

We got into the room and we looked into each others eyes. He has brown penetrating eyes with a little sinister look and a smile to match. He leaned over and kissed me.......I love the first kiss....he had a strong tongue...I love strong tongues. We went at it...kissing and kissing and kissing.... "Dueling Tongues" I said.

He took my hand and had me stand up......holding my face in his hands....smiling and kissing my forehead...he slowly began to undress me....he liked control..I could feel it. He wanted to control the rendezvous....he placed me on the bed....and we kissed more...this time it was heating up...our clothes were coming off and then he pinned me to the bed and worked his way down....down, down, down...."you taste so damn sweet and juicy" oh yum....I love when a man goes down on me...I wanted to cum, I went to play with my clit...he pinned me again....he wanted to control...he wanted to please me...and he was....I loved his technique, it had me squirming.....he was determined to suck me and finger me until I would cum. And so I did...

Round 1 complete.....to be continued....oh it was so hot. We spent three hours in paradise....entwined, ravaging each other....life is good....fun words, fun thoughts, mmmmm......

The Anticipation and Lustful Emails exceprts!

Nothing is like the anticipaton of a new meeting. The emails flying back and forth....the words of lust and desire.. The anticipation of the first kiss. Mmmmmmm..... The little girl excitement that is within me is overwhelming.....it fills me. That hole that has been so empty is finally filled.

Of course, I know the reality. It doesn't last long. I always find the smooth men on the site. The great talkers...this one is amazing with words. He is hot in looks, hot in words but he is a player.
So dear friends, if you want some words to steal or want to know what gets me all worked up...her are some excerpts from our emails last night!! Oh men, steal these lines...they made me wetter than wet!!

"Careful, if that pillow represents me it might try to devour you in the middle of the night. Lusty dreams sweetie. I know I'll be thinking of you. TTYL."

"Hey babe, it was a busy day. I just got back from a birthday dinner at a local restaurant. All through dinner I kept thinking about how good you must taste. Did you think that is a sign of things that come over and over again? Mmmm...T minus 2 and counting"

"Well if my words bring a smile to your face, just imagine how my actions will bring moans from those sexy lips of yours..... Mmmmm....I must say I'm impressed how your mind works, so similar to my own. So I'm starting to think that you have more than coffee on your mind. Perhaps a quiet little hideaway where we can release all these pent up desires we seem to share and then create some erotic memories to cherish. I wouldn't want to get in the way of such a determined lady who's churning desires and burning passion is so unstoppable. I have a place in mind that's just minutes down the road from that StarFucks we're going to be at. God Damn It better be fucking Friday already!!!!"

Double The Goodness

Oh! I've mentioned this before.....I go for doubles. I've dated two guys with the same name throughout my life. However, I never did that at the same time. You Win and the new guy have the same name. Now there is convenience!!! Screaming during orgasm, I don't have to worry the name I scream out....

Today, the new guy was my entertainment...oh, he is quite good with words. He is quick witted just like I like them....he kept me entertained and wet all afternoon. I love that first connection. I love when you first start flirting with someone. Its so fucking hot!! The anticipation....the desire, the want.....okay, you know I had to masturbate this afternoon. I couldn't concentrate.

We flirted and flirted and chatted....discussed what we wanted to try....aaahhh....we started to cross over the line. I could feel us floating over....I could feel the wetness and desire in between my legs. HOT!!

We got a long great....then I sent him a few pictures of me. He was very happy...extremely happy. That made me feel so great. I know I am pretty but it feels nice when a guy says WOW! You are gorgeous. Makes me blush... and then get nervous. He liked a pix of me that I was all dolled up. hmmm....interesting. You Win! liked the natural one of me with hardly any makeup...down to earth. Different men, different styles......

Well he's into blindfolding....oh yes...we decided we would meet Friday at Starbucks and compare our Wish Lists....see if we can satisfy each others needs.

Okay, so I went to Ashley to clean out the box and close it. how did this happen?? Wasn't I closing my podcast and my blog a week ago?? I don't know if I mentioned that....I was going to close up....and hear I am....like a little school girl again.....part of me wants to skip the damn coffee and just get laid. Damn, I could use a nice, hard cock right now...maybe I will suggest it...

Tonight's Entertainment--A New Flirting Frog!

When I feel alone and rejected....I always end up back at Ashley Madison. Stalin was correct, it's an addiction. An addiction which I thought I had truly beat but after today, it pulled me back in. I went to check my mail and POOF!!! My email starts to go crazy. 47 new messages on Ashley today alone....I couldn't resist. What happens if Mr. Married Prince Charming is on there? so I start to go through the list as I have so many times before. Some of my friends do scrapbooks, others are into knitting....well, my hobby is flirting and screwing cute guys. I guess everyone has to have a hobby, right?

And yes, record time, I found a frog to play with. A cute one at that....a boy toy..only 36. He looks young. And he's a wise guy. Quick witted, fun, enticing.... of course we went back and forth for about two hours....each one of us giving great email. It's truly mental stimulation that gets you going in this game of seduction. The words are so important. If you give good email, you are set. I love good email!!

So, he wanted to meet tomorrow. I don't think so. a little chat, a little talk on the phone....we will see if he's worth the meeting.

Spoke with Tadpole...oh we have to meet next week.....I want to see him. And You Win!....sounds stupid but he tried the Viagra with his wife and it was great. I'm happy for him. I feel us slipping....the honeymoon is over. No more sweet loving words like before...I don't know, he doesn't even ask when he's going to see me. He wants me to find more, he wants me to find someone closer in addition to him.

And then the big head blower for the day. I was driving and there was Mr. Government. I could feel my insides twist, I could feel my heart sink..I could feel the desire swooshing around inside of me and.....I kept driving. He didn't see me. Did a ton of bricks fall from the sky and land on me?? He didn't give me so much....yeah he was fucking hotter than hot.....but why am I still thinking of him?

We all know how I love romance......how I desire to be swept off my feet. Well now I found something that is sure to be a winner in your secret lovers life or your wife. What better way then to have you and your lover's names in a real romance book!! Oh you know how much we love those trashy books. Well what better way then to have your name in there.

Okay, you can't get your secret lover too many things. The book is something that is not highlighted..so it looks real. She can read about you and her every night...your dirty little secret.

Or of course, your wife. Oh man.....this is the gift to get laid...especially if your wife ever reads one of these books. She will be shocked that you did this!!!!!!!!

This is a sex winner!!

Yeah, its an affiliate program thing so be sure to click on it from my site. I saw this and I immediately signd up for the affiliate program!! What a great gift....

you can personalize it and try it out go for it!!

Oh man, I am such a moosh!!

Below is the link and I also did a paragraph sample....sigh!!! Married Prince Charming where are you????




Personalized Romance Novel - ER Fever!








Prince Charming Hot Stuff signed the race sponsorship contract and extended his hand to shake. cheri reached out and felt the strength and warmth of his fingers – as he unintentionally transferred grease to her palm. “It’s a deal, Ms. Moore,” Prince Charming said with a broad smile, his blue eyes sparkling with amused curiosity. “I’ll be here for the race on Sunday, and if you need to contact me here’s my card.” Pulling a card from inside the pocket of her blazer, she inadvertently marked her white button-down shirt with the grease from her hand. Prince Charming took the card and quickly glanced at it, chuckling for some reason. cheri stood and straightened her shirt hem, wiping more grease on the white cotton fabric. “Thanks,” Prince Charming said, his lips curled into a devious smirk. “Um, you got a little smudge on your face. Let me wipe it off for you.” He reached up to her left cheek and smeared more black goo to match the opposite side. cheri shivered involuntarily in response to his touch. “There, I got it. Oops. There’s a little on your nose too,” he said as he dabbed a bit more on her nose. “All better. I’d hate for you to leave here looking like you’re a mechanic or something.” “Ah, thanks,” cheri said, frowning at his strangely amused expression. “But Prince Charming don’t let the suit fool you, I’m quite accustomed to the world of racing...

The 1/2 awake lover

Ever be fast asleep and awaken just enoughh to realize that you are hornier than you can believe. The dream I had must have been AMAZING! I could feel the wetness in between my legs...the desire to have a cock inside of me....

I could see some frogs running through my head....I could see one specific frog...was I dreaming about him?

How I wish, there was a man next to me that I wanted to do. The thought of just reaching over and grabbing his cock....the thought of starting to kiss his neck and before he was even 1/2 awake, I would be sucking on his cock. Now that is a way to wake up....I think a guy would love that. I would certainly love to wake to a man's face in between my legs....mmmmm....

Sigh, reality is here. I roll back over and close my eyes. Damn, if only I could get back into that dream.

Happy Monday!

Under Survellance....

It's been hard for me to blog lately and quite honestly, I do miss the escape. I love to tell you my inner thoughts, I love to place them up here for you all to read. It's as if you are my inner souls talking to me. I know it sounds strange, but I truly use this as my journal. I have rarily gone back to read it. It's as if its a dumping ground of my heart and soul.

Lately its been harder to write for a few reasons. One, I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel.....I'm still so far away, but it seems more attainable these days. So I have been working like crazy to reach that light. But I have been on a treadmill and well, I don't know if I am going at it the right way. It's political, its confusing....its more drama that I just don't really need. Life is so political and its who you know. I hope I am playing my cards right.

Well, I have to tell you....it amazes me on how drama finds me. I truly do not search it out. but it always finds me. Yesterday....was so typical of my life..I swear you couldn't even make this stuff up.

The hubby pulled the same shit again. It doesn't change for him because he doesn't see anything wrong with what he does. And reality, its not going to change. We will never see eye to eye on things and honestly, he's instilling into my children that his way is normal. So, now I am beginning to think that him being around them is truly not a good thing but there is a hysterical story so stick with me here.

My child wanted a new piece of sporting equipment. I can't afford it and he was going to take it out of the money that he made. So far, so good right? Well the payment didn't come in so I said we have to wait for you to purchase it. Hubby went behind my back and took the mortgage money to lay out the money for it. Mind you, I have been working 3 different jobs....and I scraped the money together....and now a chunk was gone. Feeling defeated (AGAIN) I waited for his pay to come in and paid the mortgage (basically scrapping every penny). So this week, there is truly no money around ( I hid $30....luckily so I could buy groceries for the kids and medicine for the little one). Personally, its disgusting that life has gotten to this point. Writing what I just wrote makes me sick to my stomach. I never lived like this...EVER.

Anyway, so the hubby calls and says he needs gas. I just meet him and give him money. Sorry dude! There is none I told him. His answer, I should have waited till this week to pay the mortgage. Not, I shouldn't have bought the sporting equipment. Not, we are already two months behind. None of that. No, I was wrong for being responsible and trying to get out of debt as he just shovels on more. I hung up on him. Called my girlfriend as sat there freaking out on the phone in front of the pharmacy.

For 15 minutes I went on and on how bad my day was. I noticed people walking outside my car but I wasn't really paying attention. There was a guy in a car behind me but I wasn't paying attention. Finally as I was saying how I can't take these days...there is a tap on my window. I look over and its a guy with a ponytail...looking not like your model citizen. I was afraid to open the window. All of a sudden, he flashes a badge. I'm on the phone with my girlfriend still....is it illegal to sit in front of a meter that was missing the meter? "Is your name Pam?" "No I say". Do you have any ID? I show him my ID.....he had already run my plates to know the car was in my name and I had my license. They were looking for a suspect that fit my description for bad prescriptions. they had been surveillancing me for the 15 minutes but I wouldn't get out of the car. They were afraid I was going to be tipped off that they already arrested the two other people they were looking for.

Geez!! Like my day wasn't bad enough. Well, I started laughing hysterical. I never wear my hair in a ponytail (and today I did). I grabbed my winter jacket with the fur on the collar and was complaining that I was hot. They showed me the description of the female they were looking for because they felt bad that they stopped me like that. Hee.hee. I told him how I was complaining what a bad day I was having and now I almost got arrested. How crazy was that. MY girlfriend was dying on the phone. the cop could hear her laughing. Now he was laughing. So no matter how I try to keep the drama down...the drama finds me.

My life is so bizarre. Yeah, its 2:30AM...I can't sleep. the kids were all up, got me up,they went back to sleep and I am pacing the floors. You Win! and I are okay. He lives so far away. Right now he's been enough. I can't figure him out but what else is new. He says I am too insecure yet he keeps trying to make me that way. Says he was meeting a girl yesterday to see my reaction. HELLO??!?! We all know I am soooo damn jealous. It's not the jealousy as it is the insecurity of thinking that he found someone better than me. That's what it comes down to. He was Bullshitting (or was he?!)

Springer called me and emailed me. He is definitely done. He wants to have a threesome. So now its as if it can't be the two of us....before he gets serious with his girlfriend (hmm..I thought you were already)...he wants to have a threesome with me and another girl. I should ask my friends. Oh, yeah!! Does he think I belong to a swingers club? Please....I'm done.

so here I am....alone. Lately, I have been thinking about starting over. Moving to another state...more affordable with the kids and beginning again.

Secret Rendezvous Meeting Part 2

Hey!!!! I am still alive and kicking. I honestly have just been extremely busy working and trying to keep food on the table and internally dealing with my life. I am at a crossroad right now. Not exactly sure which road to take and of course I will share after I finish my rendezvous.

So now here is the hysterical part of the rendezvous...

I feel so comfortable with him. Like I know him forever. I didn't feel like I had to put a sexy facade on, like I had to play games. I was me and that was sooooo nice.

So we laid in bed for awhile just talking and him holding me in his arms. Our conversations are endless...there is never a lull. Of course I had to have a pillow fight with him and he thinks I am nuts. But we giggle and laugh and that's what makes it very special.

His life is very controlled. He is a Marine. His home life is quiet and predictable. I can see him with the lounging robe, pipe and the dog bringing him his slippers. And then there is ME! Sometimes I don't think he knows how to deal with me....he just laughs.

Embarrassing moments....I am going to confess. I still giggle outloud when I think about them.
First, he didn't want to wear a condomn. Well we have to. You know the rules with me. Safe sex is the most important thing. So as a joke when i went to pick up the food, I also picked up a box of condoms. As we unpacked the dinner I said "wow look what they give you for dessert!"

The Mushroom
I was so hungry. A whole day of not eating. An evening of sex and so hormoned up from those pills....I was starved and craving a juicy burger. There was a local place that has amazing burgers so we ordered. Mine was with mushrooms and onions.... well this damn burger was from heaven. It was so scrumptous....just the way I like it...medium rare and juicy. The mushroom were piled so high that I took a bite and one fell out of the sandwich and down the front of my shirt...in between my boobs. Now this was extremely funny because Curious George had just told me about a meeting he had with a girl and how grossed out he was when a similiar thing happened to her and she said "You can lick that later". So I decided not to use that line.

"You know you eat like a fucking marine"....I was dying. I admit it. I wasn't my usual relax, eat and enjoy a romantic dinner. For some reason, it was as if I was at home with the kids. Eat as fast as I can so I can get to cleaning up and doing all my work. I probably would have re-done this part of the evening and ordered a salad but fuck it...I hadn't eaten all day...and the burger was what my hormones wanted.

I was on the phone also, checking in with the family..so I reached down and grabbed the mushroom. He was laughing and so was I. Meal was over and we sat on the couch in the room and talked some more. I layed down across his lap and he was lovingly tickling my belly with his fingers....then he says what the fuck is this? Oh my GOD!! It was a mushroom. I was now laughing out of control. I couldn't even catch my breath. I missed another part of the mushroom. How damn embarrassing!!

He was quiet. He wasn't feeling so great. He did love playing with my toys. He wouldn't let me stick it up his butt though. So we cuddled and fooled around a little more. We both were exhausted.....the room was so damn hot and I couldn't breathe. My airways were all clogged now. What a match we made.

he held me in his arms. Time for bed. Well, I wanted more. So I kept playing with his cock and kissing his neck. Poor guy was exhausted. I guess he concluded though that he wasnt going to get any sleep until he fucked me again. He looked at me and said..."Pull your fuckin panties off." I giggled. And then he started ravaging me. Absolutely yummy. We fucked with my legs in the air, we did it in the spoon position AND of course, my favorite....from behind. Which he came nice and hard as did I. He stood at the end of the bed and I was on all fours. Nothing like getting it from behind....

The Snoring...
Since my fall, I think I crushed my sinus. I have a hard time breathing out of one side of my face. Then with the heat in the damn room....I couldn't breathe in there. A little wine, exhaustion, hot room and well I was snoring. I was hysterical because I could hear myself. I usually don't snore but tonight, I couldn't breathe in here. He couldn't fall asleep with my snoring. I was laughing hysterical. At one point, he was standing over me looking at me and I woke up and it scared the crap out of me so I jumped up which startled him. His face was priceless. During the night, I woke up to find him with the pillow over his head. How hysterical. Then when he sleeps.....his legs jerk. His body moves. He kept waking me up.

So let's just say, I forgot what it was like to sleep with someone else. That night, we were not compatable. Definitely not compatable. But it was damn funny.

He woke up early.....he was in the shower. Tiredly, I snuck in. We both just let the water drip on us.....him holding me sleepily. He kissed me so gently and sweetly....it was so nice. I kissed his neck and of course began to get a little frisky. He looks me in the eyes and says "You are a fucking machine!" We both giggled. We were both too tired to do anything but just stand there.

So he left and I went back to sleep for a little bit. I met him at his place of work and then we spent the rest of the day as business associates. Working. No one knew what we had just shared. The Passion and the fun.

So things have been good. We deal a lot on business together. I feel our sexual connection as certainly dropped a little. He had said he felt obsessed for awhile...so I guess its a healthier connection now. What we had was what I needed. It was a great Rendezvous. And now? It's on the fence and I am okay with that.

He has a hard time with the drama in my life. But that is my life. I cannot help it. And I was annoyed because he wanted to know it all, he wanted to know all about me, he wanted to help me....so when he made a comment about the drama is a lot for him......it angered me a little. I felt like it was a slap in the face. You wanted to know, you pushed till I opened up to you and then you throw it in my face. I was upset but now I just don't tell him as much.

I don't share the drama with the frogs. I want to escape it, so I rarily tell them all about it. The only ones who know are Mr. Podcaster and Tadpole. My confidants. Now with Tadpole, I was waiting for him to contact me..he was waiting for me to contact him...so for a week we both waited for the other. Nothing has ever happened with us....yet, I did think about him before my rendezvous. I wonder what that means?

So that's the update. I have been staying low at Ashley Madison. And that is where the crossroads comes in. I will explain when I have a little more time.

Secret Lover Meeting-Part 1

Spending the night with you Win! was quite the adventure. I haven't spent a night with another man in 15 years. So I hadn't realized how different it would be.

I looked through the peephole (knowing that he had his finger over it...we're always on the same wavelength...and he did). I opened the door and he whisped me in, grabbing me and smiling....Hi Baby Girl!! I love being called that. We kissed at the doorway.....it was a slow, sweet and inviting....he showed me a bottle of wine and we just sat down on the couch. There was plenty of time for activities...which was so nice.

Downside...he was getting sick. He felt like crap. Damn....that stinks. His throat hurt, his body ached and I was not happy. I am finally feeling great and he is sick. Well I was going to have to pamper him....(and fuck him wildly)!

There was no awkwardness between us, it was as if we were old friends. He makes me laugh so hard. He opened the bottle of wine and we sat down on the couch and just talked for a bit. I had gone shopping at this little artsy town and bought this great necklace. I joked with him, everytime I wear this necklace it is either going to remind me of a great night or a sucky one...

I started to show him the other little trinkets I bought...."you describe things with such enthusiasm...you are so full of life" and then he got up and kissed me. We made our way to the bed laughing...."let's look at the toys you bought". Oh I stopped at the toy store and loaded up on a few things....or Home Depot as he called it. I wrote Home Depot on the bag....hee.hee

filled with anal beds, caramel whipped cream, vibrator, edible paints, glow in the dark condoms and other little fun stuff.....yes, we were going to have fun.

I was concerned about him and the Viagra...he had never tried it before and well....I was a little worried. Well, let's just say he didn't need it. All body parts seemed to miraculously work 100% okay with no help. For him, I think that alone was a huge plus.

His cock was hard and he rubbed up against me. I love the feeling of a hard cock...I was dripping.....the thought of spending 14 hours was so nice and relaxing for a change. We giggled and played and the passion began to build...I couldn't wait to feel him inside of me. I was dripping and needed to feel a hard cock. nothing is more exciting then feeling the head spreading me apart on entry.....the anticipation, the desire....the want...

The first round was hot....first missionary and then with my legs in the air. He entered me hard. I have to tell you that it felt so damn good to feel a man inside of me again. He worked and worked until I came. I could feel my whole body going, I could feel that aura taking me over, I could feel the shiver throughout my whole body. And so did he...he said he could feel my walls pulsating so intensely.

Mmmmm...now this was a great way to start the rendezvous.

Okay, now the humor sets in.....damn I had fun!

An Overnight Fun Trip

I'm okay!! I did go away over night with you Win! I will definitely give you the details. Are you expecting an intense night of hot sex? Oh it was there, but it was the hours of laughter that Iwill remember most.

To me laughter is the best....enjoying someones company...feeling comfortable enough to let go and be yourself. I was able to do this with him.

I will try to give details tomorrow.....things have been crazy since I am basically working three different jobs right now. i can barily keep my eyes open.

But let's just say... the overnight was filled with hysterical events. Did you ever have someone that you just constantly make a fool out of yourself with? For some reason, thats' what happens with him...but he loved it...

Okay, have a great nght....Iwill try to get back tomorrow!!

XOXO

Divorced?! He was married & my secret rendezvous

Thanks for the no bra advice.....my tits are flowing over the top so no bra is the way to go!!

I have a lot on my mind these days....more than usual. I think its more fragmented or at least that's how I feel. I appreciate those who do not judge.....and I respect those who have their own opinion, don't agree with me but do not attack me either (Stalin)... everyone is entitled to their own way to live....and their own opinions. I do respect and try to understand what someone else is feeling.

I am going away this weekend with You Win! I am getting nervous and I am having some second thoughts. It's a business and pleasure thing.....I don't know...I am nervous. I've never done anything like this before. No need to comment, I am feeling some guilt here or something isn't sitting right.....I am not sure.

I thought I was totally over Mr. Government. I am for the most part. He removed his profile from Ashley Madison totally so I guess that separation made me feel like he is totally gone now. I guess going away this weekend, made me do a search to see if he has been in the news lately. I did discover something that really took me for a loop.

Basically I feel now like a slept with someone I did not know at all for a year. I found his High School picture and information. On that listing it said.....Divorced. WOW! It was last updated a year before we met. I also learned that he is 4 years older than I had thought. So is he remarried, is he back with his ex wife? I am so damn confused now. He is definitely living with someone in a house with his kids. Is this his second wife?

Now ironically I was thinking this was someone else with his name....however his pix was up there from shots taken from the reunion. The pix was from a while ago. He is in so much better shape now...he must have lost 20 lbs.. Hmmm..that would explain the gray pubic hair he started to get (that I didn't mention to him but i did notice the last time we were together)!

He has always been secretive....he had always kept his distance. He never lied...but he never gave me additional information. I am sitting here thinking who was that man I slept with....he was definitely married and is definitely married now....I guess it doesn't matter....its over. But divorced?!? Maybe that wasn't his wife I saw, but the babysitter. It just doesn't add up. He would have said he was divorced...he wouldn't have gone on and on how depressing his marriage was.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't change anything at all. It is what it is....VERY OVER!! I just like closure and well we just never had it. Wish me luck this weekend!
XOXO

this message brought to you by a hormonal Cheri

Oh my, oh my, oh my! The fiddles are out today!

All these scourn men are coming out of the woodwork.......and it's all my fault.

I am howling here. Let's see....men never cheat right??!!

HELLO!!!!!! Have you read anything in my blog?

Who do you think I am with?? HELLO!!!! Newbies read the blog more...

And I am not going to defend myself

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!!!

This message is brought to you by a hormonal Cheri!!

Well, my tits are about to burst I think....they have placed me on an overload of hormones....hmmmm.....my 36D breasts feel they they weigh about 200 tons!! They are filled, rounder and my nipples are so erect. Quite a feast for a tit man! They are popping out of my bra.

I do feel like I am going to jump out of my skin. You Win! got his cock helpers today!! Woo Hoo!! We should make quite the couple.....both of supercharged......now this should be an interesting meeting!!

Out of Commission But not totally....

Another scare yesterday....almost hospitalized. Doctor put me on bedrest for a few days.

So last night, I sat and surfed the internet. However, to my enjoyment...Mr. Prize appeared on my Instant Message. We've been both busy, sending little notes but never actually being able to hook up. He hasn't been looking at all, he did go to a sex club and fuck two women one night. But that was about it. When I confessed that he was my last....Damn Baby, we need to get you laid. I know, I know was all I said. Well there is an open invitation once I am feeling better---and I miss him. What's nice about our friendship is that it is just that. First, it is a friendship. In actuality, that is what I find to be the most rewarding to me. A man with a brain (and of course a cock..but he's got to have a brain).

I so need mental stimuation. I never realized how important it is to me. I need a man who is more than just a cock. I need someone who i can laugh with, talk about the world, talk about life...talk about emotions.

We finished up and I was just about to go to bed when I see Curious George was webcamming. Hmmm.....do I take a peek? Oh yeah, its been a long time since we connected. So I stopped by and requested an invitation. There he was masturbating. Playing with his cock with that technique that he has. I know that technique so well. I've watched it so many times. Funny how everyone has their own way to masturbate. It's their own special technique. And usually, a spouse doesn't know it. If Curious George and I were together.....I would have it down pat...the motion, the hardness, the speeding up.

So there were other girls watching him but you know me...I need to take the lead. Oh yes, I am that only child syndrome....who likes to be the only one. "So what are these girls doing? Are they ever going to make you cum?" I could see that I needed to step in....I needed to direct this production here. I was determined to get him to cum.

Start putting that lotion on...come on....lube that baby up. That's it, deep rubs...from the base to the tip of your cock....harder, harder....faster, faster......mmmmmm...now that looks yummy!"

Oh yeah, he was beginning to show signs of my helping him.. His cock was standing up nice and tall to attention. "Cum for me" You know how important that is for me. I love when I can get a man to cum just thinking about me being with them. Delicious!!

And after a little more play, the squirt was amazing....I mean it went straight up and the camera caught it in slow motion......as he squirted three times, and then it dribbled down all over him. Extremely cool.

Yes, I felt satisfied now. I knew that I have accomplished what I set out to do.

Okay, back to bedrest....wish someone was here to play with me

Dear Mr. Anonymous

Wow! Within a few hours, two anonymous notes. It's amazing how someone feels the necessity to hide behind the Anonymous name. Stand up to your statements.....did you ever notice Anonymous never has anything nice to say?..

so to Anonymous (both the one and two and one again)

Wow, you are women haters. Sad that someone in your life has hurt you so deeply.

And you come to my husbands defense as if it were you. My, my, you definitely talk from experience. Do you feel you are a failure? Poor Baby!

Now Mr. Anonymous...what keeps luring you back to my site? Why do you feel you have the right or the need to talk to me and insult me? For a year, you've been coming back to check on me.....I know who you are so in actuality(your IP Address is in my statcounter & your name was posted once by accident...oops!), you aren't so anonymous to me. I think you need to look inside of you my dear. What is it that keeps you coming back with such hate? What makes you feel you are so superior?

Hit a nerve? Oh no dear. You actually bore me and i find you rude. I will not be your entertainment.

You see, your comments of an aging twat....your comments of me getting old and used and no one wanting me....they don't have an effect on me. You see, I have come a long way over the year. I have grown internally and I know my worth. I have no need to have to defend myself to you or to anyone.

I feel bad for you. I feel bad for people who judge so harshly.

You see, people come to my site because they care about me. They are caring and truly care about me. And they don't have the urge to leave negative comments. The Blogger world is tolerant of various opinions...thats the idea. Move on Mr. Anonymous....no one here wants to hear your comments

How To Make A Woman Happy & A Man Too!

So who do you think wrote this list? A man or woman? Have a Happy Monday!!

How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic!
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

The Sexual Reality of Getting Old

The old expression "Man Plans and God Giggles"

My girlfriend and I were just on the phone hysterical laughing. Actually she screamed at me for making her laugh so hard. Ironically, I was just stating facts:

The last week has been filled with examples that I am getting fucking old. the good news is that my friends are getting old with me! Where we used to discuss the children and career plans, we are now discussing our aging twats and body parts.

My problem was that my period wouldn't stop. This has been going on for weeks. Not a faucet running but enough that its upsetting and draining me. When the doc started to talk about cancer.....it freaked me out. So, there it is....my twat is worn. But I think its from lack of use.

Ironically, now that I want to have sex....I am enjoying it so much. God decides to throw a monkey wrench into it. The part of my body that I rarily had cared about during most of my marriage has become an important part of my affair. I like using it now. So, it not working right is certainly putting a damper on my affairs and my fucking!

Then there is my girlfriend....she is fucking like a bunny with her boyfriend. Her problem,,thinning walls. Mine are too thick, hers are too thin. She also didnt use it for years and now she is having problems.....excessive sex and her walls bleed.

So here we are...two old ladies...finally enjoying sex and getting eaten out and well the damn twat is aging.

So she just called. "Fucker...I have a yeast infection now. I've never had one. What do I do?" the supportive friend that I am .....I started howling and tears are rolling down my face. Go to the drug store and get Monistat. Poor thing, now her old crotch is itching like crazy. She calls me from the store....there are 1 day, 3 day and 7 day kits. We read the box. My answer.....1200 mg vs. 200 mg. "I say kill the sucker in one shot. Hey with 1200 mg. who knows whatelse it can solve too. Kill whatever you got going on up there"

"Do I go for the combo pack?" Hmmm.....such damn decisions. I asked her if it had a little twat scratcher in the combo pack?" Don't you think...you know, like a back scratcher but a little one to scratch those itches inside? What a great invention.....

"I'm going to pee in my pants, stop it." "Great, I say, you should stop in the Depends aisle".

"How do I use it?" she says.... "Don't you use tampons? I asked"

"No." Okay, I told her what to do and then told her this was one of those moments---like when I thought I was going to die with a vibrator in me because of those brain freezes I was getting. she told me she wasn't coming over to get the dildo out before (and we assigned her boyfriend the job)....well, today I told her.... I am not coming over to help you with Monistat and your twat. you can do it.

so then she calls and says that there is a plastic tip, do I put it in. Hmmm...read the damn directions, it doesn't say she says. Okay, shove it in and if you feel uncomfortable, it will end up being toxic shock and you know it shouldn't have been inserted.

Next call.....You Win! Not a funny situation but ironic in itself. He said that he has been having issues with staying hard. The pecker doesn't work as well as it used to these past few years. I guess that might explain the lack of him always wanting to talk sexual. He gets hard but it doesn't get rock hard.....he was hard when we were together but it didn't stay super duper hard. I was honored that he was telling me and well..he made an appointment to see the doctor. I guess he was worried about us meeting and him not being able to get it up. Now you all know me, I wouldn't be upset at all. I would be concerned. I would worry.

So, he made a doctor's appointment to get it checked out before we meet. Can you say Viagra?! Hmmmm.....I heard it stays hard for hours after that...damn, can my old pussy handle that?

so yes, today was a day of reality. Our body parts are getting old......but damn it, if it were a car, I have hardly any miles on it.....Sigh....have a great weekend and St. Patty's Day. Have a drink and toast Maturity!

I'm Okay and Strange Deviants On The Web

I am okay!! Yeah!!!! Woo Hoo!!! The test came back benign!! Sigh....

I was scared...really scared. In a way I feel I got a new lease on life. It's not over yet because the problem is still there. Let's just say having my period for a month is not really sexually exciting for me. Although, I was surprised to find out that many of the frogs do not care. Divorce Attorney, Mr. Podcaster and You Win were totally fine with it. I guess it is me who cares more... Gotta ask Tadpole today his view on it..

So last night I was on Instant Messenger with Curious George. We were talking about his first affair. I was a little jealous...I had wanted to be his first. It just never worked out between us. Well he has this arrangement with this girl..he's her Sugar Daddy in a way. Helps her out a little and she helps him out a little. Maybe I should have gone that route?!

So we are talking and all of a sudden the Chat Detective comes up and says something like...."Come On you know you shouldn't be doing this?" YIKES!!!!!! I mean it came through my speakers...I almost died. Luckily no one was around me. Well, to make it even weirder, the same thing happened to Curious George at the same time. Shit, it scared the two of us. So I wonder if they just send that out to everyone on Yahoo at the same time or if there is a cookie in there that shows my history. Hmmmm.....either way...I was not too happy with that and either was he. It was like being a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

And then this morning...I found a site. Its for people who like to stalk. A meeting ground for Stalkers. How fucked up is that?!? Strange things on the internet.

So my little Secret Lovers Lane seems so Vanilla compared to the other shit going on. I guess having an extramarital affair and being horny all the time is no biggie these days.....hee.hee

Have a great day darlings!!

Damn Horny!

Okay, I don't know what it is tonight...but I went from asexual to so damn horny. I think I want to be taken away from reality for awhile. Escaping with a secret lover always seems to do that for me. Gives me that intense escape. Gives me that desire to forget all.

I am dying for someone to Calgon me...you know,,,Take me away!!!

No, I'm not in the mood for romance. I am in the mood to fuck. Yes, intense lust. Meeting at a hotel room and closing the door as you are undressing each other before the door is slammed shut. Throwing the person up against the wall and ravaging their clothes off......lust, intense passion.....and fucking. No other desire but to take that person (and that person take me) to places that we rarily get to go.....wild, wild sex. Savagely exploring each others bodies. Pumping hard....wetness..intense wetness and orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. No romance....I want lust tonight.

Where this desire came from? I do not know. Do I have a specific person in my head? A few come to mind..I think my worries are starting to get to me. I need an escape like I never had. So in conclusion....its off to the hot tub and my drawer of vibrators. Let's see....the waterproof one is probably a good choice tonight.

Sweet Wet Dreams...I know I will be tossing and turning!

Status Quo Day

I guess when my pussy has been out of commission for so long, I don't have much to report sexually. Actually, its been more of a mental thing right now. Trying to keep busy until the test results come back....Denial...its a great thing!

Actually, except for that health detour....things are moving along. You Win! has been back in my life. He has been really great. Yeah, there is still that hesitation to trust...yeah, I haven't fallen back into that spell...but I am happy.

Actions speak louder than words in my book and helping someone in need speaks even louder. He has put himself on the limb for me to be a consultant for a client. To me, that has shown a lot and he is redeeming himself.

I have been feeling overwhelmed (money an issue again) and scared (health) but for some reason there is still a little rainbow...I just need to get the fuck out of this tsunami here.

I guess my life is taking more of a front seat (real life) where for awhile my secret escape was taking the lead, which is not that healthy.

Tadpole finally was able to meet me last week and I couldn't. Figures, I have a 1/2 hour in 24 hours that I had a business thing and that was when he was able to make it work. We are going to try again.

Fireman, I can't figure out his deal. Another drama moment for him. I told him, don't worry about it. ITs not a biggie.....just would have been nice to meet. I threw the ball in his court. I can't figure it out. I give him an out to walk away and he won't take it. Keeps saying he's dying to meet me.

Divorce Attorney is a one sided thing. When he texts me....he wants an answer. When I text, he doesn't answer. Strange. But he texts every day, every other day....whatever.

Emotions--I can say that it is taking a few frogs right now but I am emotionally good. The fact that they are so concerned about my health....is nice. Very nice actually. They can just walk away, they can just say--she's not fun right now....I am going to move on. But they haven't. Friends, really good friends is what I have made with these frogs.

Surprisingly, that's what I need right now. Okay, as I type that they truth is that I would love a hot afternoon of sex to forget everything.....who am I kidding? That would be the cherry on the cake. One afternoon of total bliss. Sigh... I guess my sexual drive is lying there waiting for an explosion.

A Murder Thank you Note

I received this yesterday from a long time reader....I want to thank her, I found this to be the perfect laugh for me tonight! Hmmmm....I have to start sending thank you notes of my own someday. Any suggestions?


Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

A Fairytale Every Little Girl Should Know (Adults Version)

I just got home...and this is what You Win! sent me in my email. It is hilarious in general. But now think about how much I was dying in that he doesn't even know about my blog, my Mr. Married Prince Charming Search or any Dysfunctional Frogs....part of me wishes I could tell him because it is way too funny....

I think I will read this to my daughter tonight

This is the fairy tale that should be read to all girls when they are little:


Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
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A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
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Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
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And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sauteed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin' think so.

After Birthday Round Up

An uneventful birthday but just as I hit 42, a little glitch in health was waiting at the door. A female problem which I am hoping will not be a big deal. Of course, my mind wanderers thinking the worse. But hopefully it won't be....I am nervous though...I have no time for major drama in my life. I think we will all agree, I have enough.

My birthday turned out to be a Happy Day because of the Frogs! The hubby was sick and didn't even bother to wish me a Happy Birthday till 1PM and that was it. And you wonder why I can't stand him.

Thank you all for your birthday wishes..I can't tell you how they made me smile anf get a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. We all love to be loved...and it felt good to hear a Happy Birthday!!

Tadpole, so sweet....right in there with wishing me a Happy Birthday and promising we would meet this week. Mr. Podcast, very busy but stilll managed to wish me a happy birthday a couple of times during the day. Springer left me a message. Divorce Attorney wanting to send me flowers (of course that is a no-no).... and then the unexpected call....You Win!

Yeah, I didn't expect that. He apologized and basically said he didn't call because he knew I was furious. He wanted to give me a couple of days to calm down. He said he had no reason for what he did. Ashley Madison is addicting. Hmmm....I can understand that statement. I certainly have done my share of browsing for new lovers even when I was with someone. IT is addicting.

I told him I wouldn't have cared if he had stayed up...but the lying deceit. Well he says he wants to try to win back my trust. I really missed you. I missed your voice, your laugh, your damn stupid jokes. I was miserable without you all week. I realized that I pushed away someone really great for stupidity. He even sent me a receipt of his Ashley cancellation.

So, I am not letting him back so easily. Realistically, I let him in like very few. I am not opening up that easily, but we are talking again. We will see where that gets us. And the big disappointment--the Fireman. He is so gone. Not even a call after all our talk about meeting this week. I can't bother. I just wanted to see what he looked like. Oh well!!

Gotta get to work.....Due to female problems, I will sexually be out of commission this week! Wow, talk about putting a damper on having an affair. It figures, you don't need a lot of accessories for an affair.....and the part that I need is out of commission. Well, of course, I can just please them ...now that's a thought.

Party Time!!

Woo Hoo!! I've been so busy lately, I haven't looked at the Statcounter....so its time to celebrate... 115,000 hits on my site!! WOW! How exciting...

And another celebration....tomorrow (actually in a few hours) it is my birthday. I don't expect it to be a big deal. It will be very low key....but I get extra excited when someone takes the time out of their day to wish me a Happy Birthday. I love it because I usually hear from friends I haven't heard from in a while. I get to catch up with others and there is usually that one surprise person who remembers that I am always shocked about. Let;s just say you aren't penalized if you forget but I make it extra special if you just remember. I think its so thoughtful and caring!

On Friday. I was teasing Tadpole. It's my birthday, you have to see me. So I asked him what are we waiting for? Is there some sign I should be looking for? something I can count down to? What is it going to take for us to meet again? His answer was "maybe a planet alignment". WE both started laughing. Well........I was on the internet and last night there was a lunar eclipse..Woo Hoo!! that counts for me! I quickly emailed him....its here, its here...see ya on Wednesday!! He's so sweet and makes me laugh .

Well I saw the lunar eclipse towards the end of it....the moon looked so fake. IT looked like it was pretend in the sky. It actually looked like this pix..pretty cool. I love things like that.

Fireman knows its my birthday. Honestly, if we do not meet this upcoming week...I am done, done, done. It's literally a first meeting and with him there is no fireworks flying. It will be friendly nothing more.

Mr. you Win is celebrating a big birthday this week. Thankfully mine comes first so I will see if he calls me. And then there is Divorce Attorney (he won't remember) and Mr. Springer (he probably will call).

So that's the round up. Except for my secret bookstore rendezvous, its been pretty quiet around here. Even Mr. Podcast is so busy, he doesnt' have time for our nightly chats. Sigh...

Sweet Wet Dreams!! Have a great day tomorrow..I know I am going to try!

XOXO

Sexual Fun in the Bookstore part 2

We left the bookstore and went into his car. We started to kiss, his hands roaming and landing right on my breasts. Now we all know how I love my nipples played with and so he did. I can feel him lowering back the seat as I am now in a reclining position.....part of me wanted to giggle but its his words that stopped it from coming out.

His fantasies are different. I don't know what name you would give them. He loves when other men want me. (Hmm....now that I wrote that maybe they aren't different than the other frogs). He got even harder when this man smiled at me in the bookstore and then these men at a table looked at me. He loved it.

His desire is for me to be all dressed up and waiting for him at a bar. Flirting my ass off with other men, teasing them, making them think that they have a chance with me and then he swifts me away from them and he has me. It's a power thing...its a deep routed feeling that I win I guess.

So as we are in the car, he's whispering in my ear. You love when those men look at you don't you? You love that guy smiled and watched you walk? He's controlling (in a good, hot way). It was turning me on.

It was certainly fun kissing and well my nipples were loving the attention. I didn't have to do a Cheri Check because I could see his cock bulging from his pants. In fact, the pants were getting so damn tight. It looked big, I wanted to see it. It was as if he read my mind because his cock was now out. Very nice!! I touched his cock and was pleased to find that it was quite long. Yeah, he was a good 8 inches or so...now I didn't have a ruler but he looked longer than many I have seen. Not a lot of girth though. Adequate but not like Soulmate Chris who was super wide!

I love cocks. It amazes me how not one is like another. And each one has its own beautiful characteristics. I don't think I met a cock that I didn't find something I truly liked about it. Beautiful head, nice rim, girth, length, structure...... there's usually something distinctive about it that is quite appealing.

Anway, back to the car. So it was getting hot. He was whispering all these things that he wants to do to me. and he said, I want to know what I can do for you. What is going to make it special. What does my baby want? There's time to share my fantasies.

Cum for me....I told him. I want to cum on you. He said. hmm...well he can't cum on me and then I go home. I want to cum in your mouth he said. Now I am usually not a big fan of that unless its in a moment and I want to and well tonight..I wanted to taste him. I already was feeling alive and spontaneous....and so when he shot, I let him shoot in my mouth.

I want you to kiss me now with your cum all over my lips. He hesitated and then smiled and he did. Hey, he got me to do something teetering the line, I wanted him to teeter too!!

So we talked a little....we kissed good by and he said I want that real date and time with you. This was fun and great and I loved it...thank you he said.

So I jumped in my car, ran home with my magazine and threw back on my pajamas. As I started to work, I felt like it didn't happen. Like it was a fantasy or something.... an hour and 1/2 or here I am back where I was. PJs, ponytail.... except for one thing....

a little smile on my face, a giggle in my heart and the wetness between my legs. Wow that was one hell of a trip to the bookstore.....I love spontaneous moments!! YUM!!

A Spontaneous Trip To The Bookstore to Meet A Frog

Sitting at my computer, in my pajamas and just thinking about the rough day I had. My hair is already in a pony tail and I am working diligently to try and catch up on all the work I have to do. It's been a long day, I am exhausted.

Divorce Attorney sends me a note. Gotta give this guy credit. He has been pursuing me for over one 1/2 years now. He always had bad timing....coming on stronger when Mr. Government and I were solid. He asks me to coffee, lunch, dinner...whatever I want at least three times a month. I always turn him down.

He's been calling me, emailing me and sweet talking me all month. Tonight, I answered and we chatted a little. I want you so badly. I dream about you and masturbate to you. All I think about is your lips....our hot kiss.

How sweet!

I'm near your house at the bookstore. Meet me. I can't, I am in my pajamas. I will wait here until you come or closing. Please. I wrote back....I am in my pjs, no makeup, look like I just rolled out of bed.

I want to see you so badly. Please, even for 5 seconds...I just want to see you and touch your lips for a few seconds. I will sit here until the store closes and hope you will show up.

I look disgusting I said.

I don't care if you come in your pjs...I want to see you so badly...just taste your lips.

Well you know me. I love romance. I love spontaneoity..I love just going for it without even thinking. something off base. Okay...I'm going. I went upstairs..pulled my hairout of the pony....threw on a little blush and eyeliner....slipped on the clothes I wore today and I was off. Yes, he was getting exactly who I am....nothing more. Announced that I had to run to the bookstore for a second..and ran out the door.

"I'm on my way, get me a latte and meet me by the magazines."

And thats what he did. I walked down the magazine aisle and we pretended not to know each other. He slowly snuck up behind me as I was reading a magazine. Damn you look fucking hot! Okay, his vision must have been slipping over the year...this was not one of my super hot moments. I looked okay..but nothing crazy.

With latte in hand, we sat down at the table and started to read a magazine. We were very close, extremely close...there was no explaining who he was if someone walked in. We looked way too comfortable. His hand was rubbing my back, his other hand reached around and undid my zipper on my shirt a little. Okay, a lot. My boobs were hanging out. thankfullly the magazine hid it. "ahem, someone is going to see". "And they would think I was some damn lucky guy to be able to look so close to these tits." Damn, I just want to stare at them and wish my mouth was around them.

Pretend you are reading the magazine, he says to me. As he whispers in my ear. I want you so damn bad....I wish we could go someplace quiet and I can finally have you. ..

Okay, I am literally falling asleep right now....this will have to be continued in the morning!!