Happy New Year Everyone!
I couldn't resist sharing these jokes!
As you can see, I've been really productive today!
CUSTOMER : my wife needs a bra, but i donno the size.
SALESGIRL : thats okay, touch my breast and try to calculate it.
CUSTOMER : ohh! i forgot she needs panties too
A Woman In A Coma
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked.
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked.
3 comments:
LOL - maybe she choked!! I have a pain in my side from laughing.
The happiest of New Years to you.
roflmao . . . great stuff, Cheri.
How's that list of 50 coming? Your public wants to know . . . lol.
The 50 is coming....actually they all have to do with CUMMING !! lol
Anyway, I have to just type them in and some pix and they are good to go!! By the end of the week, love!
And yes, maybe she choked!! I love that one!!
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