Monday, May 26, 2008

Gardening Takes On A Whole New Meaning!!

Would you ever imagine my weekend gardening would get me soo turned on....my emails back and forth with MM.....damn this guy just gets me wet when we email about gardening!!


ME:
You notice everything...i was so shocked by her performance (which I went back and watched it twice to hear what she said and see her special impressive technique..lmao)... except for one thing..... you know how much I love sucking your cock....I don't ask...I tell you how much i enjoy licking and sucking you.....mmmmmmmmm........

So, the tongue technique......geez.....I am going to need a lot of lips on practice to achieve such a performance. You might have to increase our sessions.......this is going to take some serious practice sessions.....

And baby, I don't know what it is about you...but you bring out the naughty girl in me. To the rest of the world, i am a sweet and innocent, hard working woman who would NEVER even think of such naughty things. With you, there seems to be no end to my sexual desire.....like right now, I am getting all wet and would love for you to fuck me as I am pulling out the weeds in my garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



MysteryMan:
Mmmmmm my weed wacker is getting hard thinking about it. I guess I'll also have to mow your lawn, deflower your garden, prune your bush and plant my bulbs in your hole.


ME:
WACKER?!?!?LMFAO.......cum here and wack some weeds baby!!! You may prune my bush, definitely plant your bulbs in my holes but don't be deflowering my garden!!!!

Just got out of the bath.....I am soooooooo relaxed.....my body aching from bending over all days....you know grabbing that weed wacker and just going wild!! Thrusting that hoe into the ground....

Actually, I do this every year.....determined to plant flowers and vegetables......work my butt off, annoyed that I forget to water and then the squirrels get them. For 29 cents a pound i can buy tomatoes......but I am determined this year.....to tame that backyard and trim the bushes...lol For some reason my gardening will never be the same again....I will be giggling with every bush trim and weed wacker attack!!! lol

So when can I see you and have my way with that weed wacker of yours?

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