I usually begin my morning with reading the news online. Always looking for interesting stories for my clients. Today I cam across some pretty funny things to start my day. First, a friend sent me the Alan King skit--Survived By His Wife. Very funny, you can find it on YouTube.
Then, I was on Ashley and I cam across someone who put his body and cut out his head and put a smiley face on his body as his picture. I can't tell you how that hit a funny bone (side note: MM was on there two days ago. I have a feeling it was to see if I returned).
And finally, the winning story of the morning. A woman wrote in to the I-Phone Forum to see if the glitch her husband told her was true. That the phone sometimes attaches random pictures from your memory to emails and sends the pictures. Wouldn't you know it, his phone sent a naked pix of him jerking off to some woman's email. Wow....LOL So do you think it's true? While the story is humorous, the attached link that reported it was hilarious. I was dying....I lost it as she reported her next story was going to be about the woman's blackberry that brutally forced her to have a threesome (or something like that...it was classic).
A Terrible I-Phone Glitch
I spent the day today working and chatting with MR. MBA. He is so funny and I truly enjoy our conversations. Today he reminded me of Soulmate Chris. I can say that Mr. MBA and I have conversations on that same path. Same humor, constantly keeping me laughing. It is absolutely a true uplifter to my day. Was also excited that Mr. Porsche is going to try to ojust meet me for coffee tomorrow. with all his changes at his company, he barely has enough time to breathe.
And hubby, well he came home at 6 tonight. Hmmm.....4 hours to get home....my oh my. I called him on it. Said I stopped by his work and he wasn't there at 2:30. He claims he was a the gym all day. Okay....he ran upstairs....and btw, his towel from the gym wasn't even wet today. It's more the detective work that I am enjoying. you see, if I can prove infidelity.....I have grounds for a divorce.
4 comments:
That TrackStick sure would have been handy yesterday!
Am confused. If you can prove infidelity you can get a divorce?
While I know you have tons of reasons to have your affairs, isn't that calling the kettle black?
Or are you justifying your affairs and when he gets caught you ask for a divorce.
Seems to me when all the crap happened and went downhill in the beginning you should have left.
I know easier said then done. But I am so confused that you can justify asking for a divorce since you have been doing this for years now.
i agree with anon. You have alot of nerve to want to seek divorce on grounds of infidelity. You have a whole blog devoted to the married men you sleep with, while you are married. I hope he finds this somehow so it can at least be a fair fight.
I agree with the previous 2. You seem awfully interested in catching him. You seem emotionally invested in catching him in, but have played it off like you really don't care. i sense you kinda do. I could be wrong. Or am i missing something?
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