With all the frogs in the Secret Lovers Lane pond the last few days, I am either not interested, forgetful and losing my mind or pre-occupied. I think I am not as interested as I sometimes am and I have a lot going on.
I was meeting my girlfriend for dinner but decided to stick a frog in between to just have coffee and meet. Met him at a local Starfucks and we chatted. He is not my type, nice guy but there was no chemistry on my end. He didn't feel that way though. He kept complimenting me on how gorgeous I was, how my breasts were amazing (well he did talk to my breasts a little..lol), how my eyes were gorgeous and I had the most beautiful face. Like I said nice guy with great taste but not for me. Here's the thing....he has a fake name on his yahoo. I forgot what his real name was. So here I sat, talking intimately with a man and there is no way to say....so what was your name again. Earlier in the day, he listened to me masturbate and cum. He heard the swooshing of my juices....so to say....so btw, what's your name?! Never fit into the conversation at anytime. LOL.
My girlfriend came, they met at the door..I was laughing. She was like...that's a cute one but not your type right? "Too bad I can't remember his name?" we started to laugh. I hadn't told her I was meeting anyone but she knew as he was walking out that he was a frog. My girlfriend and I grew up together...she's my sister even though we live so far away. No judging, just my best friend for life. I am definitely finding I am enjoying getting back in touch with my real friends.
During dinner, my phone was going wild. She was dying......The Facebook Attorney, the fireman, the guy I just left....Geez....is this what it would have been like if text existed when we were younger. And then Mr. Porsche.....we were fighting in the afternoon, reality is he has no time for me. So when he called I said, I am out for dinner with a friend. There was dead silence...oh really? Hmmm....a tone of jealousy from Mr. P...... because we were fighting (and he doesn't have the time) I hadn't mentioned my best friend was coming in from out of town for dinner. Okay, I admit it....I rode it for a few minutes chosing my answers carefully not to give away it was my girlfriend. Finally, I told him. "YOU WERE JEALOUS?!!" He knew I was getting annoyed with him and kind of threatening during the day that maybe I should see different people..his laid back attitude what I don't know won't hurt you ......didn't shine through when he knew. Call me later he said.....
I had two drinks and decided to grab some coffee on the way home. He spoke to me for a few minutes. A woman came over to the car saying her kids were in an accident and she needed to get to the hospital (oh poor thing).....get the fuck out of there NOW...he yelled at me. She's scamming, get out of there. And he was right when I thought about it. If it was that serious even if the police wouldn't come, she would have gone into Panera Bread. He saved me. I was going to leave but I was hesitating...boy, I am a sucker sometimes, I used to be so street smart.
He couldn't talk.....well, the drinks in me took over... OKAY, its fucking 10pm and you are in the office.....its never good, no matter what time it is ....what the fuck?! And then he blasted me. To say the least we are having a few issues..lol Today things are ok.
The fake Mystery Man guy is very funny. Same warped humor and I realized its his dark glasses that remind me of MM as well. yes, the tall, dark and handsome look with the dark glasses gets me each time. He has me rolling, he's so damn funny but its so strange...I don't think its a good idea. I am afraid I am doing the cutout pix thing. Like he's a substitution for him BUT that isn't going to work.
Hubby was home today. We had a huge blowout....school is trying something with my little one and we are suppose to follow through at home. When he didn't do it and was questioned, under his breath he said...why don't you just wait till I am out of the damn house to do it. Hmm..he didn't know I was in the next room when he spoke to my help and heard him. In a rage, I came out screaming...see, its being done now and quite frankly get the F out if you don't want to be here when we do it. I hate him. Oh, he was freaked that I heard him but too bad, it shows his character and who he really is. Truth is, he wants nothing to do with our two younger ones. Its sad, they are sweet kids. Somehow I am going to do this. Someway I am going to figure out how to make it on my own with my kids....so those who felt bad for the man, do ya still?!?!!!!?!
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