Thursday, June 25, 2009

Governor Mark Sanford...not an affair expert?

My oh my oh my. Governor Mark Sanford should be the poster child for Ashley Madison. I mean he is the perfect example of what NOT to do if you are having an affair. I feel sorry for the man, he got caught up in the affair. He got sucked into that excitement, that overwhelming desire and passion of having an affair. Now let's look at it here....the man left his state with no one knowing where he was for six days. Geez, come on, I don't care if you are Governor or a janitor of a building, people are going to notice that you are MIA. Crap, lie a little here. Call in...get a cell phone that you can use out of the country. Say you are going with some buddies to Argentina but you HAD to know someone was going to notice you were missing.

The line that made me feel bad for him was:
"Despite the best efforts of my head, my heart cries out for you."

How in the world this lightning strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure," he wrote, after praising the curve of her hip and her tan lines.

He got so caught up in the affair. The man lost his mind. He cared nothing about anyone or who found out. He had to know that he was going to get caught but he didn't care. For some reason I don't think he was rushing down there to break up with her as he had said. Realistically, that doesn't add up. Logically, she was either ending it and he couldn't handle it OR he just had to have her, couldn't wait any longer till their next meeting. The flashbacks were taking over, his penis was doing the thinking.

Yup, another politician who gave up his life for an affair. But you gotta admit, she is a beautiful woman at least. I mean Spitzer gave up his life for an escort. the ones who get hurt, are the kids. Sanford's four sons will have this follow them for the rest of their lives.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yup, this really is an case study of what not to do in an affair...

JFBreak said...

I can't imagine how this guy could have such low situational awareness. Surely we can expect some sort of announcement that he will enter rehab for some sort of made up affliction.

I have just come to expect that all politicians will have affairs, almost like they are issued instructions of stupid things to do once elected. Only this guy did not read the page on discretion.

I haven't seen pictures of "Maria", but if the porn I see from Argentina is any indication, I bet she looks good.

Dewey's System said...

really good points here, and yes, this is all really got to be bad for the kids. it's got to be. You would think that the governor's aides would have given him the web address. "uh, excuse me sir, you don't have to travel out of your country to find sex, just go to this URL". haha. easy. simple.

Anonymous said...

Amazing. What the hell was going on in his head.

People do make mistakes but people in the limelight 24-7 should never do stupid things. While I agree people are only human part of their job is too stay clean in all aspects of their lives.

And the ones that will suffer the most will be his wife and family (not him).