A sick child who is up all night and day,
Certainly ruins my chance to go and play,
Dr. Seuss is her choice of books to read,
Not another, not another I plead.
So now I am tired, horny and totally exhausted too!
So I took the weekend to transform 2 Dr. Seuss Books
Just for you!!
Okay---I am losing my mind--but sleepless and horny.....I found myself changes the words in the Dr. Seuss books. Scarily, my first transformation--actually needed very few changes. Was Dr. Seuss really just a horny man??? Was he into Kama Sutra?? Okay this one is torture--the next one is better. So if you used to read it, read it now to your kids....enjoy my version of Inside Outside Upside Down!!!
Inside Outside Upside Down
Going In
Inside
Inside a BOX
Upside Down
Going Out
Outside
Outside Inside a BOX upside down
Going on
On a cock outside inside upside down
Going
Going to Fuck
Falling Off
Off the cock
Right side up
Baby, Baby I had a cock inside outside upside down!
2 comments:
LOL - What a clever idea! And well done! I'll never look at rolling and changing positions the same way again without Dr. Seuss popping into my head! Can't wait to read your versions of "Green Eggs and Ham" and "Horton Hears A Who."
....You just know know I had to "steal" that cartoon for a future post - but I will acknowledge where it came from. Thanks for the sexy thoughts and laughs rolled into one.
OMG....My 3 year old has that book....I'll never look at that book the same!!!
Have a great day!!
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