Wow, I am getting bad with my frog names. Mr. Eskimo, I met on Ashley Madison. He was very cute, funny and I really enjoyed our conversations. I met him around the time that I met Mr. Astronaut. We spoke frequently, he had a hot, sexy voice. One day, I called him to meet for coffee because I got out of a meeting early and I never heard from him. Honestly at firstI didn't think twice that he didn't call back, figured he had gotten busy. but when two days passed, I knew something was up. I had warned him about being a newbie and that I try to avoid newbies but he pursued me heavily and then POOF..he was gone.
Last night, I saw he was back on Ashley Madison so I dropped him a note just checking on him and asking him what happened. His response:
Yea....I handle things pretty poorly....I am a newbie and this eskimo got really cold feet....brrrrrrr....you have me so intrigued and excited....that I didn't know if I should meet you....just from talking to u I was crazed....and if I actually met you....forget about it....
Well I hate that. I guess this is another frog put in the you are too dangerous pond!
4 comments:
there are those, who could excite you if you let them
There are lots of other men, don't even think about it.
lol.. maybe he told you his tool was a 8-incher when it's only a 5-incher or that .... (fill in the blanks).. don't be hard on yourself..
xoxox
Thanks guys! He wrote again...too funny. I am not going to pursue this one.
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