Ashley Madison visit, a vegetable an alternate dildo and frog update?!?

I notice that whenever I am feeling down, I end up back at Ashley Madison. I end up searching to see ifI am missing out on anyone. Well last night in my cranky pants mood (probably not the best time to go online and search for a man)...I went there. My mail has been piling up so I decided to take a look to see if I was missing anything worth my efforts.

The usual "lickyourpussy" nicknames are on there (why do men do that?). I am sure there are woman who are turned on by that, I guess they are looking for a certain woman type and that is why I do not respond to them. I find it disrespectful.

As I am looking, Curious George has tracked me down. He saw I was on and we started to IM. I felt like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar--I have been trying to stay away and there I was even doing a search on Ashley.

Well CG wants to meet for coffee--1/2 way. I didn't intend for my email to guilt him...he swears it didn't and that circumstances just worked out that way. He made me laugh and then Zorro--my best, best cyber buddy--came online to cheer me up. So by the time I went to bed, the frustration was settled and I was just a little sad. I try to be upfront, I find it so hard (and tiring) to try and read a guys mind.

So out of three weeks of emails, I responded to two. One was an egotistical guy who just pissed me off--figures--a lawyer! Going on and on and on how he isn't into BBWs and how if I was one I shouldn't respond and blah, blah blah.. Okay so this guy has issues. There was nothing on him, certainly nothing that made me say yeah!! I'm not a BBW--I want you!! In my mood, I responded back... (Readers Digest Version) I am not a BBW but honey I already have a good looking asshole at home....so thanks but no thanks.

The second one seemed nice. Lied about his location (he' s actually closer than he said). And he sounded sincere. Nervous about sending a pix...but I convinced him too. He is really cute. A fireman...hmmm..wasn't that one of my sexual desires?!? I've never done a fireman before. But I just emailed him back and told him that I am involved in something (not sure where it stands) so if he doesn't want to wait till I get it figured out--I understand. I am honest about that. Well I am not honest about it totally. Not going to tell him about the other frogs. Not going to tell him about each specific guy in my head--I kind of gave him a blanket approach. Sadly, its not good timing. Half the fun is the initial high and well I didn't feel that last night.

Well today, I am FREE!!! Officially, right now, I am FREE!!! First stop, the shower. Second stop, to straighten up and third stop work. Okay, that may sound like a boring list BUT today--if I straighten...I come home to a house that is exactly the way I left it. Aaaahhh!! The thought is making me wet!! hee.hee.hee. Okay, so maybe I will go upstairs and pleasure myself first. No concern about someone walking in. I can be totally naked on the bed.....wish I had my toy. He still hasn't returned them to me. rrrr..... well I can waste my time looking or I will just have to use my hands. Of course, I can be a little off. Hmmm....do I dare use an alternate dildo? I have never this done before. So what do I use? Okay, I am blushing now. Is that going into another fetish area....is there such a thing as vegetable fetish?? I have a yellow squash that is scary in the frig right now. I am looking in the frig as I type this (lol)...cucumber, a little too soft. Eggplant---oh man...no way!!! no carrots, no bananas... I will continue to look....
Have a great day!!