Oops! Ashley Madison and Real World Collide

Well, yesterday my two worlds collided. I was in a store and was shopping with my kids when I turned to aisle and there in front of me was a guy from Ashley Madison that I had met a while back for coffee. He never even got a name and if he did, I don't remember it. It was one of those talk online a few nights, he lived closed so we decided to meet. We met and I didn't feel any chemistry. Nice guy....really cute but something wasn't clicking.

So when he looked up and saw me the blood drained from his face. He was there with his wife and his whole family. Now you know me really well and you know he had nothing to worry about but obviously he didn't know that. I just smiled and winked. Then went on with my shopping as if he wasn't there. Poor guy looked like he was a deer stuck in headlights. And his wife was just yacking away. Getting annoyed that he wasn't giving input to their selection. I kind of felt bad for him. She was extremely bossy and not very happy with his lack of interest. I truly hope I never sound like that. I really try not to ever sound like that.

Of course, we ran into each other in other aisles and I just kept looking for what I needed. He just kept staring at me...I was starting to worry that my older child was going to notice. At the checkout, our eyes met again. He smiled this time (realizing that he was not going to get busted) and I smiled back. Talk about a strange meeting. In a major store and we have our own little secret. A secret lovers lane secret!!! Like we are a hidden, underground club. No one knows except the members. Should there be a special sign? Should there be a special smile? Who knows.

Today he emailed me and thanked me for being so cool (I have just as much to lose). He emailed on and on and asked me for coffee again. It didn't work the first time, not going to work now. I sweetly declined.

Yup! I have been trying to be a good girl (well at least for me)! Mr. Government is his usual Mr. Government self. S-I-L-E-N-C-E. However, the good news is that he isn't on Ashley all week...so who knows where he is and what he is doing. Sometimes work takes him out of availability so maybe this is one time or maybe we are heading down that path of "guilt"again. I also have not answered any of my Ashley mail. I decided I am not complicating life anymore right now. There is no one guy right now but what I am dabbling in--is keeping me happy.

Why am I so insecure with guys? I admit it and I don't know why but I am very insecure when it comes to guys. Everything else in my life, I am very decisive, very confident and very outgoing but in a very sweet way. Funny, there is nothing in my past that should have ever caused this way I am about men. I actually came from a very loving and functional family. For some reason, I don't know why, I need constant re-assurance. A temperature check that things are okay, Any good shrinks out there that want to put me on their cyber couch!?!?

Okay today is quite a crazy, crazy day here.....my real life has me as a media darling today. Today is my 5 minutes of fame.....I can't get into it now (wanna wait till it passes) but let's just say I hope I don't show the additional 10 lbs. that tv is famous for!

OH my! One more thing. you know how I wrote about the McDonald's Iced Coffee the other day. Well obviously others were looking for its nutritional value as well. So poor innocent souls did a google search and found MY BLOG!! Can you imagine their faces when I compared 44 BJ's to an iced coffee, quoting the nutritional value in semen?? Oh boy! That must have been quite a moment in their lives. I'm sorry all you innocent people who must have been shocked by my blog (of course if you are reading this, you obviously have considered to look into my life a little further--hee.hee--wanna met for coffee???)