The Ultimate in MILF!

This Fall, I have a big day in my son's life. It's a big celebration and a huge party. We are talking a party that will run from $18,000-$26,000. It's like a damn wedding. Yes, in the midst of my crazy life (and secret life), I have been planning this huge event.

Now the guest list is 160 of our closes friends, family and his friends. From that, you kind of look for some cancellations....ummm...we have 1 cancellation so far.

Well I mention all this because tomorrow I am going looking for a dress. Actually two outfits for the day. One is for the ceremony, which is a very conservative dress. but you know me, I will have that lace somewhere. gotta have that lace.

But what I am really excited about is the dress for the reception. Well, I have decided already. I am going all out. You see mom's wearing these matronly outfits....oh that is sooo not me. Let's face it...I am going for the MILF look. The affair is in an offbeat place and I plan on making an entrance and having the time of my life.

So the goal...is a sultry blue or hot red dress (gotta match the color scheme). Long with a slit up the front and a real low back. Not that polyster crap but sequence and lace. And of course, my 36D breasts will be overly emphasized and placed in the dress so they will not be ignored!! Classy, sophisticated yet oozing with sexuality.... a Betty Boop dress...hee.hee

This is a day that I will never have again. For his wedding, his wife will dress me in a schlumpy motherly dress. So I am so excited to go shopping with my friends tomorrow. My girlfriend called me tonight and we were hysterical laughing. She found a dress that she said is screaming my name. "Guaranteed to have every man hard as a rock dress"...she called it. She didn't get it because it clashed with her hair....but she says its screaming for a blonde in it!!

So then I will have this expensive dress lying in my closet. But I decided it is not going to go to waste. I am going to wear it again...oh I have plans for that dress. MMMMM!!

As for my state of mind, I've calmed. And I realized it was not ONE thing that flipped me out but the whole week where I felt so cheap. Maybe I need to try to find non controlling men. Oh yeah! I am drawn to those damn Republicans....those military type. What is with that??

Enough....I gotta go do some situps.....have a great night...kisses