The Foreplay Brownie Turns To Crap!

What an expected and nice surprise! Chris came to town on business and was staying in the next town over from me. We were suppose to meet last night for a little while but his meetings ran late.

Secret Lover Meeting Plan: I decided I was going to surprise him at his hotel with a belated birthday brownie and candle (and a kiss from me--nothing else----we are supposedly just friends now)!

I'll tell ya, it's not easy coming up with a story for an unexpected trip out of my house at 11:30PM.

My alibi: I was hungry and wanted something from the 24 hour bagel store and then I was going to head to Walgreens (that should give me at least an hour, wouldn't you think?!).

Obstacle 1: Hubby wanted a bagel...gets better, a toasted fucking bagel. Which means, I have to get the bagel back here and warm yet. Hmmm.....I needed to re-think the plan.

New Plan: Run to Walgreens first and quickly to bagel store. Get the fucking toasted bagel back here (warm) and then say I am going to go to Walgreens now. (Leave items in care of course).

Okay, ran to Walgreens and picked up some items in a nano second. Had to have enough to justify my absence later so here I am swooshing around Walgreens looking for what I said I was going to get---Christmas Cards (buy 1 get 1 free), paper plates, chapstick, lip liner, cold tablets...enough.

Obstacle #2: Ran to the bagel store--this place is a gold mine, at 11:30Pm....it was crowded. Saw a friend there on line (cut the line) and got brownie and toasted bagel (oh! and one for me). Still running behind in time but thankfully I have friends.

Hubby: "What took you so long?!?"
Me: "Your toasted bagel took forever. I'm off the Walgreens".

Obstacle #3: Chris was still not back from his meeting. Plan ruined. I left the brownie in the box, with a candle and milk. Good intentions but I couldn't hang around much longer.

What it gets better. Send Chris a note. To make a long story short....we get into this huge text message fight. I said: "I left you the brownie. Breakfast at 9:30 tomorrow--I won't take no for an answer"; he said "You're scaring me"--I said:" Don't be an asshole, I know we are just friends." BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

See the last time he said I was scaring him was because he felt I wanted too much. So I took it that he meant the same thing. 2 hours we fought over text message, he refused to pick up the phone. He just kept getting more and more angry....and I was trying to calm him. I couldn't believe what was going on. Its was crazy! I really meant well.

So, in conclusion.....I think he was a little pissed that I said that BUT:
1) I was getting the brunt of a bad week
2) he was pushing me away
3) he didn't want to see me
4) I hate text message

So in conclusion, I sometimes feel like I can never do right by Chris. Granted, I jumped to conclusion on what he meant and I called him an asshole. But he went crazy on me. I think he was looking for me to say one thing wrong and he attacked saying some really mean things.

But it gets better---he doesn't like really sweet things--he gave the brownie to the guy at the desk.

A glutten for punishment, I was still determined to see him today. Less than a mile from my house, I really wanted to go over the podcast stuff and just see his face.

So, you have to know, I went to his hotel at 9AM (figuring he would check out thinking I was coming at 10AM)!! I'll have to finish later--but let's just say what a fucking bizarre day!