Sent His Pee Pee A Card-I'm Warped!

Subject: Please give this ecard to your Penis!

Dear Mr. Delicious:
I am so sorry about yesterday. I hope you are feeling better. You'll be glad to know that I got my crown fixed. Sorry for the scratches....I promise to make it up to you next time I see you with tons of kisses and snug hugs!! XOXO "Cheri"


Okay, I have a very warped sense of humor! And I kind of like the shock approach. How many people send ecards to a man's penis? I'm sure I'm one of the few. Of course most girls wouldn't do what I did but hey, accidents do happen. Mr. G- is a little conservative so I wasn't sure how he was going to feel about his penis receiving mail. But he just text messaged me back that I was sick (but I could feel the smirk with it). I'm happy to report his penis still hurts but not as much as yesterday. I told him if he felt better he could put my nipples in clamps (remember he's conservative, so I was safe). "We'll discuss this when I get back, I'm getting on the plane.....Cheri, you are lucky you are so damn cute". Isn't he sweet!!

Well that will be it for awhile. I know him. He's off now on some business and I won't hear from him for a week or two. Of course, absence does not always make the heart grow fonder. He's been feeling a little guilty and well, I am always waiting for the shoe to fall. With the holidays coming, I kind of feel he's going to be very cool. Not because he doesn't care about me but the holidays are such a family time and many times relationships get a little better. So, with Mr. G-, I'm always happy with the last time I see him---knowing it might be the last. He says I bring out the fun side of him that has long been buried. We'll see.

Anyway, back to the website and podcast. I have so much to do on it now. I'm a pain in the ass but I really hope you all went and visited it. And I'd love your ideas and suggestions.