Hell Will Have To Freeze Over Before The Prince Arrives!

No earth shattering events today, honestly I was cooking most of the day. I am a pretty damn good cook. They say the best way to a man's heart is through their stomach!! If that was truly the case, I would have lines of men outside my house. I have to say, my cooking has never been a problem in my marriage. The hubby loves my cooking!

Tonight a friend bought me a present that I was laughing so hard! Those who have read my blog about Mandy should keep twinkies in her trunk for those late night rendezvous' with her secret lover would appreciate this. A friend bought me a Twinkie Maker!!! How funny is that and it wasn't Mandy (or anyone who knows about this blog). She just knows that I love to bake and she knew I would love it! It actually comes with that little twinkie holder that I had put in my blog! I couldn't stop laughing!! I officially own a twinkie holder!! How jealous are you? You open his hate and the twinkie fits in. Yes, I will be making twinkies the next couple of days like crazy!

We were suppose to go away for a couple of days and then I was going to drive back with two of my children. I decided that I didn't want to make a trip to sit in a hotel. So, I have decided to stay home with two of my children. I would have had to drive back 4 hours with the children just to be by myself on New Years anyway...so what is the difference!

Kind of weird, I am going to be alone on New Years for the first time. As far back as when I was 16, I can remember kissing a guy as the ball fell. And how ironic, that this year, I will be alone. But I am actually okay with it. I hope to make the most of these days to really get myself together. Work on my plans for the new year. Sort through things. Work on my podcast. Work on the website. Work on what I want in my life! And of course, finish that 100 list etc. etc. etc...So wish me luck!

Today, I actually received two really sweet emails, one from Stud Muffin and the other my Scottish friend. Two men are true gentleman. They always has a nice thing to say and make me smile. So thank you both!

I've come up with a revelation today!! Many men like when a woman treats them like crap!!! Are you one of those men? Is your man one of those men?

A great example is how I have been treating Divorce Attorney---like shit. He emails me 4 times a day to try to get me to meet him and I turn him down. Like an ass, I decided to stop dangling him and explain to him why I needed a little room. I sent him a note just saying.."you're right I might have been avoiding our meeting but I would like to explain why". Funny, haven't heard from tonight. He's sulking. I'm so tired of men. They are such big babies. And I am convinced the meaner you treat them and the harder you play to get...the more they want you. Once you decide to give them an inch, they retreat. Hell will have to freeze over before I will tell him any inner feelings about myself! And can you imagine if I slept with him?!?

I think for 2006, I am going to put together a Prince Charming Booklet. All my fantasies, all my desires, all my needs and my requirements. I will pass it out to possible contenders..treat it like a business agreement. Can't fulfill the booklet?!? NEXT..... okay, I'm being sarcastic but there is some truth to it. It might be interesting to attempt this new approach! Hey, it could be that Prince Charming won't appear until Hell actually freezes over!! It occurred once in the sign above...it could happen again!

Okay, back to the 100 list. It's really hard because sexually I have told you all so much and I am trying not to be redundant. I bet everyone who reads my blog can already answer this question: "What is Cheri's favorite sexual position?" Hmmmm....bet you all know that answer!!

Sweet Wet Dreams Till tomorrow! I'm going to soak in the tub and use those jets a little!! Get that chill out of my body that was left there today from the men on my list. A girl's best friend--her tub airjets!