Prince Charming Are You There?!

So how many dysfunctional married frogs do I need to kiss to find my Married Prince Charming?! "Cheri"

Similiar Items Purchased ?!?

I needed to share this...I was working on the my website finding the best books on oral sex, extramarital affairs, S&M etc. and at the bottom of the page of the books that included saving your marriage, how to survive after an affair.....they list the things that most people purchased with the book. A WebCam was listed!! I couldn't help but laugh...so you have CyberSex use the webcam to show men/woman your genitals and then you subside your guilt by reading the book?!? LOL
Just thought I'd share!!

My New Adulterer Website!

All work and no play makes Cheri a dull, dull girl! The only exciting thing is that I spent tonight working on my new website - check it out: www.rendezvousradio.com . If you are cheating, considering to cheat or are just curious, you have to visit my site. It is going to have tons of information on how to be discreet, important information on spyware, best toy reviews (and we are not talking discovery toys) and even humorous odd news on sex. I am really excited about it!

Cheri's Cheating Chat- Emailed back and forth with Mr. Government today. He's so sweet, a real gentleman and cautious. He's teetering that cheating line...I'm just going to have to pull him over that edge...very s-l-o-w-l-y! Of course, I won't remind him that adultry is still illegal in many states (LOL) Sweet Wet Dreams To All!

Cleaning House!!

Okay! Today was an insane day. It was a "ME" day...a day where I reflected what the f--k am I doing?! It was time to narrow down my chatting! It's so hard when some guys are so nice but its not right. So, I cleaned house. I've been corresponding with two policemen (one is a detective)...one went, the detective I like. Soldier Boy is gone....he was sweet, definite boy toy material BUT he has some issues that I am not ready to deal with...plus he is a boy and plays some games that I am too old and too wise (lol) to play! So, I am going to let that just fade away..I will miss those luscious lips...man they were so hot...the thought of oral sex with those lips is a little too much for me. But, he's living like he's in college...a life that I can hardly remember. Lying around and getting stoned, watching VH1 is so far from my life today!

And Soulmate and I...well we are on the outs today. He hasn't had tme even for our friendship and I miss him. He's so stressed so I try to take him out of his world and into a fantasy world where he can escape his worries. Doesn't work, he says I try too hard (try to hard to make him happy?!?). He doesn't understand that I am well aware of our situation..but there is no reason why we can't escape. Just for that little time. Of course, we have to go back to reality but a place for just us to enjoy our interests, our friendship (and of course whatever else develops) would be nice. I'm going to step back. It's his turn now if he wants a friendship. Even though I want to fucking kill him, he's truly such a great person--I love our friendship. I do miss it (sigh)--he knows how to make me laugh.

Tonight my worlds collided!! As I am at a community meeting, my phone starts to ring (50 cents Candy Shop)..and its my detective on the phone...I was lost after that (of course no one knew--but I felt so vulnerable as if everyone knew who was on the phone--- Of course, it happened as I was giving a speech on a very serious issue. I lost my trend of thought it was hysterical.

You know you look at people differently when you are considering to have an affair. You kind of look around and say--okay--who else is having an affair. Who else is screwing around? And in my neighborhood there are a mixture...hot babe moms and old moms...with a few in between. But I laugh....all of a sudden divorce is starting to pick up in our town. The town is going wild!

Too Many Men yet still A Virgin Cheater!

Well, I conclude....I give good email. I'm not bragging, in fact, it's a definite problem here. I don't mean too, I have never initiated an email...the men email me. So then I see their profile and I say, he sounds interesting and I ask to see a pix. I have been very honest, I tell them that I am somewhat involved right now (which in reality are all bumpy and I am still a virgin cheater) but they answer back and before I know it...they seem to forget that part of the email.

It's 12:30AM, and I have been tossing and turning...with not sugar plums, but men's faces spinning in my head. I need to narrow the scope, come straight out and tell them I'm not interested. Soldier Boy says..just tell them, they'll get over it. And I did...three times tonight. One guy got the message and we parted (Mr. Wine Aficionado)...two emailed back as if I didn't say anything....Hello?!? I couldn't have been more straight forward...One, is a serious stalker situation which worries me. "Give me another chance......let's start again"...I don't even remember us having a start?!

And then there are my 3 starring men who are really great men...My Soulmate, who basically said today that the stress of us having an affair is too much for him.(hmm?!? is that a goodbye to our friendship too?) Soldier Boy who I should definitely stay away from. It's the whole saving him and rebel in side of me that is attracted to him....and those lips....if you would see those lips...they are just so suckable... And Nature Computer Man-#1, who is going to break my heart...that is a no win. He's changing jobs and while we are so attracted and drawn to each other, I know I will get hurt. The distance is just way too far. The big question, do I want to do him before he leaves? A sexual encounter? Really isn't my style but he was my first (technically) and it would be so hot and so intense. So the decision is still on the table for another week...

Have any ideas who to choose?! Why is it that what you really want is always what you can't have? I am getting way too deep..its time for bed. Well maybe I will see a vision in my dreams...meanwhile, too many men and I am still a Virgin Cheater! Sweet Dreams All!

Starring: My Soul Mate and Buddy

Have you ever found someone that you feel such a strong connection? Not just lust but a real mental connection. Someone who you can talk to for hours and hours and still not cover everything you have in common with them. Someone who is interested in the same offbeat things that are you interested in... someone who knows your thought and finishes your sentences. Someone who, everyday you just find you have more and more in common. Someone who you would trust 100% and enjoy experimenting sexually with because it would feel just so right...well I found that person online. He's My Soulmate and he's my Buddy! Another time, another place...it would be the perfect connection...but right now, its something neither one of us know how to handle. We've actually met only once...I have never felt such balance and such peace in someones arms. He was able to take all the worries and responsibilities and make them feel like it will be okay..like they were miles and miles away. A feeling I can't remember feeling in a long, long time (if not forever).

So, we have this connection....we've decided just to be friends and podcast together. The frustration of us not having time for eachother turns into fighting. Since we can't love, I find that we turn the sexual frustration into anger. But even our fights are offbeat and funny! So that's it...My Soulmate, My Buddy. I will never find someone like him but that's okay....what we have is so special. We've considered just having wild and intense sex to relieve this connection... Ever hear of the shot heard around the world? I can guarantee our connection would be the orgasm heard around the world! So if you hear an unexplanable orgasmic sound one afternoon...you can think....that must have been Crazy Cheri and her soulmate!
You'll be hearing a lot more about him and I'll let you know when our podcast is up and running! If you want to be informed when we are podcasting...drop me a line and I will gladly email you with the info!

An Appropriate Blow Off

So, here's a question?! What is the best way to tell someone you are not attracted to them or you are just not interested in them after a few chats?! I am really bad at this ending thing and well...Any suggestions??!

Starring- Soldier Boy

Soldier Boy---I finally met my Soldier Boy today! He is absolutely adorable! Actually he is really hot and a total gentleman. His lips are so yummy (I have a thing for lips) and he has these big lips that make me wet just thinking about them. And he knows how to use them...he was gentle, he was a little agressive but it was so nice...he let me set the pace....he was an Officer and a Gentleman! It was a spur of the moment meeting...I did the unthinkable..I went to his place. Morally, I knew that was totally messed up but I did it! He really was hot!! Nice body, amazing, amazing, amazing smile!! My girlfriend came over last night and I showed her his pix...."I'll take him if you don't want him" was her response!! (My girlfriend in crime--she's got her own thng going on).

So, it wasn't a juicy sex meeting...but he made me wet just from his lips and his hands wandering!! Those lips are going to be able to do things to me that I just keep fantasizing about!!

I never realized that I had a thing for uniforms and authority but I guess it does turn me on. All his coins, his medals....very impressive. He really was a hero in Iraq. But I can tell it left its scars. He lost friends, he doesn't sleep at night, he did his duty BUT he isn't a Bush Lover. So it is my duty, as an American citizen, to take care of our soldiers (or at least one)!! Yes, I am a good citizen and I can't wait to fulfill my American Obligation and be a patriot---and have wild, intense sex with this soldier!

There is another problem--Rule #2- Do Not Get Involved With A Single Person - well he recently broke up with his long time live in girlfriend. So, it is probably a huge mistake to get involved with him. In actuality, no kids, no attachments--it was like being 23 years old again--drinking, smoking and hanging. Hmmm!! A major dilemna...only time will tell! Any suggestions?

Hello?! It's Your Fantasy Not Mine....

A Fantasy Cutout!

I am amazed at how quickly some men get attached. And then it dawned on me, it's not the girl, it's not anything you said---I am a Fantasy Cutout! Any face can fit into that slot...it doesn't matter who you are..so here is a little letter to all you Fantasy Cutout Men...especially my friend the Personal Trainer!

Dear Mr. Personal Trainer:
Okay, let's get it straight. We email and just chit chat the basics. You know nothing about me really. Yet, you have responded with this whole in depth fantasy of us. How unappetizing, not only don't you know me but you don't even know what I look like yet.

Hello?!? It's not me in your fantasy, it's your penis talking!! It's your penis sending these pulsations up to your brain..those signals are making an orgasmic fantasy! Do you really think though that I am an idiot? It's like a cardboard cutout figure "place your face in here" yeah...that's really turning me on and filling my void.

I'm selfish here too! Bluntly, I'm not getting paid to make your dick hard...you are on the wrong sites..there are many webcams out there for you and professional sex talkers with no faces. Look, this isn't just about you sweetie. My void is not just totally sexual..reality, I could have sex with my husband whenever and wherever I wanted...it's about the spark, its about the connection, its about fulfilling more than your penis.

Oh wait! You are also the guy who wants the "Virgin Cheater" too! Tbe nice girl who has never had an affair. Think about what you are offering..So my suggestion, put your penis on a leash and re-think your approach (just please find someone else profile and IM)!

A Man with a PhD (Patronizing, horny, Dysfunctional)

An Overview of Doctors in Cyber!

A generalization, absolutely! But I have to say, a man with a PhD in the real world, is usually quite attractive. "A doctor"...a mother's dream!! However, in the CyberWorld, so unimpressive. They are so used to the control factor, the world thinking they are so wonderful. And, they probably are so amazing at what they do...But Hello!!...I'm not looking to be a doctor's wife. I'm not looking for your medical consultations and I'm certainly not looking to be analyzed. Your Cocky attitude just doesn't cut it in this world....My experiences so far was a dysfunctional shrink who couldn't handle a hard on just from a friendly kiss (if I heard one more time about how respected he is in his field...I was going to lose it) and then the "Dr. Love" who really was having a relationship with himself. The cocky bastard just assumed I was into him and continued to bark orders. Mind you, this was email #2...once I saw his picture (and his attitude) I was gone. Oh yeah! He felt the urge to send another pix of his penis. It was a nice shot (I'll give him that credit...and it will appear in my penis collage of the penis sent to me online) but he totally made my sick! The body builder penis is how I think aboutit. He must of worked for hours on that shot....his penis is all greased up and angled to look super large....it reminded me of a body builder before a competition. You know how they shave and grease their bodies so you can see all their cuts!!

So in conclusion, a PhD is more of a sign of a Patronizing, Horny and Dysfunctional Man...do woman a favor---leave the G-d complex at the door!!

"Welcome To Secret Lovers Lane"

So here I am..in the Blog World. I'm not a college student, I'm not a techie so who am I? I'm a mom, a wife, an active member of the community, I am your neighbor next door. See me in the supermarket, see me at work....I am the "perfect" person. The grass always looks greener in your neighbors yard doesn't it?

Well, I have a secret......I'm tired! I am tired of it all....my marriage is barily on life support. He loves me or should I say he loves that I take care of everything. But I am now 40! A midlife crisis...actually yes! I feel like a trapped rat in this marriage. So, I need to escape. Realistically, I can't. Way too complicated....so I found the Internet. I found a world of "married but looking". I've been introduced to a whole new world of friends. Friends with hot fringe benefits....so this blog...its about my secret lovers lane.... Its about the secret life I lead. So I hope you enjoy my secret journal. Who am I? I am your neighbor, I am a PTA mom, I am a sports mom.....I am sitting right next to you at the next community gathering.....you would never know!!

An Addiction To Cheating..How It Began

Married But Looking
So I was looking helping a single friend out by helping her look online in the personals ads. And I came across a chat room for Married But Looking...hmmm! What is that?!? Of course, I had to sneak peak! It wasn't my scene...when you asked for a pix, they sent a pix of a penis. I guarantee it wasn't even their penis, it was some porno star who was 11 inches long and 6 inches thick. Okay maybe not 6 inches thick but certainly a circumference of 4 inches.

So I did a search and found a few sites just for married people looking for other married people! A world of lonely, married people looking for that special spark that I was looking for too. In order to see what is going on, you have to submit a profile...and so I did. And....well...that's where the addiction began. After one day, I got 20 responses from men! Professional men, sexy men who were also looking for that spark, that connection. Before, I knew it, I was checking the site hourly...with more and more men flying leaving messages...This was more action than I got when I was single AND I haven't left my computer screen! So that's how the addiction began...and I entered the world of Cheaters....A Secret Lovers Lane!!