Brazilian, Landing Strip or Just Trimmed?

Mr. Astronaut was suppose to come over this morning for some great sex. I cleared my morning and couldn't wait. I was so excited yesterday that I sent a note....Brazilian, Landing Strip or just trimmed? Unfortunately, sex has been so unfrequent that I can give him all those options! BUT I didn't hear back. Not a good sign. That usually means something came up with work. Grr...In the bath, I knew he was cancelling.


And 7AM this morning I get the text. I am wrapped up today, not sure I can get away. Will probably have to make it later in the week. Sorry. UGH!!!!! I spent the day yesterday straightening up the entire house with still more to go. I went with the landing strip and now there is nothing!!! Now, I know he can't control his job. Some stupid ass criminal decides to make a move and caused me to not get screwed today. I know I should be understanding, he's probably working on some big undercover drug deal or its something to do with homeland security (I am guessing...his job heats up and he travels funky places). But they couldn't fucking wait one day to make a move? They had to do it on a Sunday, the day before I am suppose to be getting laid. Quite frankly, I want to kick that person's ass right now. Excuse me Mr. Criminal...your timing sucks...I am horny, I am bitchy and right now I want to personally kick your ass. GRRRRR...he will never tell me but I always wonder when there is some huge security thing going down that I see on the news if he is part of it.

Mr. Porsche sent me some work analysis this morning. No note, no mention of my vicious note...I did my professional evaluation and sent the results back. no note, no words just my report. And now I decided to just throw myself into bed. I have so much work but I didn't plan to be doing it right now. Pout. yes, I am pouting. Cranky, cranky...I am going to throw myself into bed and pull the covers over my head.

I Hate Men

So I think that says it all. I don't understand them. I don't get their thought process or lack of it. I just don't get any of them.

They fly in like vultars and then they disappear. Okay, I am pouting right now. Mr. Porsche is way too busy for me and quite frankly I don't see when he will be available in the near future. He's not a stupid man, he sent me a check to go buy myself something. Hmmmm....a pay off. Basically I am not going to be around for awhile, go get yourself something. Oh it was suppose to be for helping him do something but it was much larger than that.

I miss my afternoons of wild sex. I miss the escape. Oh there are tons of men but none that is fulfilling me right now. I am swamped with work but I still need that escape. All my frogs are entrenched in their work....no time to play. Sad, sad Cheri. I need to play!!

I haven't been around lately because I had been deathly ill with bronchitis or something like that. I am starting to feel better. It's a sad feeling when there is no one to take care of me. Well there wasn't before either but now there isn't even anyone to be annoyed at for not taking care of me.

I admit that I am overwhelmed with work. But I am so tired of just working and cleaning. I need to escape. So I decided I need to get into shape. I am not happy with the weight I gained and I am tired of being sad about it. I am joining a kickboxing class. Yup, I think that is perfect and I will do well with it. All I have to do is picture the face of my Ex, a few frogs and I should be in great shape in no time. It was that or Zumba. And I think I would do better right now at kickboxing....I took a hot yoga class. that was soooo much fun and well I am flexible so it went well. going to fill in with that. The teacher looked at me and said Ooooooo you very flexible.. well yes teacher, I love to fuck and do wild positions with my legs stretched in all ways. I didn't say that but I wanted to. My girlfriend that I went with (who is pissed that she has been doing this class for a year and isn't as flexible said she is going to take up sex.)

Okay the rant is over....gotta get back to work....damn I miss a hot afternoon fuck!!! I am craving mind blowing SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!