Single With One World

I apologize for not blogging. I miss blogging. Things have been crazy. I am annoyed with myself because this is my diary. This is the place I write my inner thoughts and I have not been here. Well honestly, I was very sick for a month and I have been soul searching for some inner peace. The sick, I had pneumonia. Yup, ran myself into the ground with a lack of sleep and I got myself pneumonia. I am feeling better now but its still lingering and my usual perky self has not been real perky. Of course, that didn't stop me from dating men but it was a little less frequent and a lot less kissing.

As for soul searching, I am sad that my friend is having such problems and at the beginning of the divorce and being alone. Ironically, I feel blessed that I was able to search and learn about myself while I was still married (and thanks to all of you who have helped me throughout the years find myself). Looking who I am now, I realize that I have come a long way as a person. When I am feeling down, I look back at how far I have come. Wow, I am a different person in some ways, yet still insecure in others. Able to leave some men behind yet can't seem to shake the memories of others. Amazing how our minds work.

So, I am alive and having a hard time that my world of mystery no longer needs to be a world of mystery. I can be open about dating and who I am. However, I gotta say, I prefer the mystery and keeping it a secret.

I am trying to not get involved with married men as much (hmmm..key word. as much!) Actually, I have a grandfather clause. If I fooled around with them in the past or they are BD (before divorce) then they are still a possibility. hehehe

Okay, back to cleaning....enjoy your day!

Mr. Security--Can I Dip Your Cock in Fluff?

Mr. Security and I were talking about Mallomars. How they are close to great sex and at times they may surpass them. If you have never had one...I strongly recommend you try a box. The perfect amount of chocolate and marshmallow and graham cracker.....to die for actually. Yes, I am eating one right now...I can attest...its heaven. So our conversation drifted to how the size has shrunken over the years. Those babies used to be twice the size. I told him I was going to measure them for further analysis next year to see if they keep shrinking them. I was using my cock ruler. He didn't believe me and so I sent him a pix of me measuring the mallomar. So let me ask you....what happens if we are having sex and we are eating mallomars? The Perfect Orgasm...lol


Today I went food shopping...I picked up a box of scrumptous mallomars and giggled to myself and continued to the meat aisle. As I got to the beef, Mr. Security popped in my face and startled me. He was food shopping with his kids. We smiled and he winked and he kissed me gently and whispered in my ear...you are looking hot my dear...and those mallomars in your wagon...yummm!

So what is the chance that a man I know for years, met on AshleyMadison, would be a regular shopper at my supermarket? Way too funny. We've met in the supermarket when we were having an affair, but now its on a pretty regular basis and we are out in the open. All the different scenerios have gone through my head of being there with the hubby and him being there and us seeing each other. Or how ironic that before we met on Ashley Madison that we probably did see each other in the same supermarket dozens of time.

And now here we are, years later, both of us going for a divorce and still friends. We haven't been together in a while. Actually, I have been keeping him a distance. But we do talk regularly on the phone each week.

So as we both were shopping, his daughter wanted Fluff. Fluff is a white, sticky substance, kind of like marshmallows but very, very sticky with tons of sugar. I was trying to help in find the Fluff since its one of those foods that have absolutely no category to fit in a supermarket. Two aisles later, we ran into each other. He found the fluff.

As we were checking out on different checkout lanes, I sent him a text. Can I stick your cock in the fluff and lick it off?! Now that will not be an easy task. Think of me as you are eating the fluff and what we would do with it.

I see as I am putting my groceries in the wagon and begin to walk out of the supermarket that he is taking his phone out of his pocket. Bye, I say to him and the kids. They all say good by and now he is reading the text. I get out of there quickly and load the car. At the light, he catches up to me and rolls down his window. He smiles and then says to me and btw, the answer is YES..over and over again. We both laugh and he pulls out.

Supermarket shopping has taken on a whole new level of fun!

A Way to make your Vagina taste sweeter!

It's been awhile and all of you must be thinking, she is screwing her brains out...when the reality is, I was sick with pneumonia. Yup, I was down for the count for two weeks but I am back!!

So before I got sick, I started to see this guy who owns an oil company. I've been finding men that come in handy for other things than sex lately. Oh it doesn't start off like that but they just appear with something I need in my life. It's amazing. Well Mr. Burner came over and cleaned my pipes and my burner! lol Said it was the worse he has ever seen...hahaha but he re-built the whole thing and I should be good for another 20 years. Pretty cool considering it was falling apart. Anyway, you may be thinking so where is the sweet vagina come in here.

So I gave him a blowjob and quite frankly his cum tasted so sweet. It had a fruity taste to it...so I decided to look it up and see why this might be. Men who eat lots of fruit and veggies, stay away from cheese and carbs and just all around eat healthy--well ,their cum tastes better according to many articles I read. Actually makes sense because this guy is a health buff with an amazing body.

So I decided to take it one step further. I wanted to see how I can make my pussy taste sweet. And of course there are articles on this. Cranberry juice and Pineapple juice. Also low carbs and stay away from cheese. Well what the hell, lets give it a try...what are you doing, my girlfriend asked. Drinking pineapple juice. Really? Why? I want a sweet pussy....ok, she died laughing and I told her it was the truth. Amazing, whatever you need to know...you can find it on the internet!!

So Cheri is working on a sweeter pussy.

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars (2007 version)

Memories seem to blur....you can remember the emotion, you can remember the moment yet at times the face and the flashback seem like they were a dream. If there was one thing I do wish, is that I had a picture. Sometimes a persons face will just blur in your head....