Twinkies, Japanese Love Ropes and My 4 Poster Dream Bed

Thank you all for your great comments on my 100 Things About Me!! Well tonight's post is going to be a short one...mainly because that Twinkie Mold caused lots of problems in my home! Yes, we made those twinkies (there they are) and I had so much fun! You do not want to know my thoughts on that cream injector....it was oozing and the cream was shooting all over. To top it off, I was making these twinkies with three Virgin Girls who are the most wonderful friends of the family (all in their 20's and good looking guys). It took every bit of my strength not to comment on what that injector reminded me of. But I was a good girl!!

So there were 4 twinkies left for today. I woke up to my little daughter who snuck downstairs at 5AM and finished all the twinkies. Poor thing had a stomach ache all day. So I am exhausted today and can barily keep my eyes open. So, no bath, but my bed is calling me. And, I'm looking forward to having the whole thing to myself....yes, no snoring (hubby is still away)...Just me sprawled across my bed with all my pillows around me! Tonight, the thought is better than sex!

Which reminded me of my dream bed! I love my bed but I always wanted a 4 poster bed--a victorian king size Bob Mackie bed to be exact! Yes, I have it picked out and even have a pix of it hanging in my closet. Well here's a great example of why there is limited amount of sex going on in my bedroom. Two years ago, I was saving for this bed...we hit hard times so I gave the money up for some other things we needed in the house. Since I couldn't get the bed, I decided to motivate the hubby! So I bought Japanese Love Ropes. I told him how I fantasized about him tying me up to my 4 poster bed with these ropes!

Now most men I know, would start scraping up every penny to get their wives that bed---just for the Japanese Ropes alone!!! Well, I am still waiting.....so I decided as I am writing this blog...that since my Fucking Fund with Chris doesn't seem like it will ever be used, it is now my 4 poster bed fund!! The Fucking Fund was a joke that it would pay for our motels and sex toys. The money is from the google hits and the affiliate programs that I have attached to the websites and the blog. So, let's see, I have approximately $4.61 in the google fund and about $16.00 in my affiliate fund...oh wait!! I have $1.01 in Amazon. I don't even think I can afford a foot of the bed...but you can't blame a girl for dreaming!! And when I get that bed, you know he will NEVER see those Japanese Ropes...I already have them labeled for Mr. Married Prince Charming!!

Tomorrow night, I will be with my kids on New Years Eve! Kind of symbolic that I am bringing the New Year In without the hubby. But it is honestly okay....I actually am planning on doing part of the first episode of the Rendezvous Radio Podcast....Talk about bringing the new year in with a BANG!!!!

Sweet Wet Dreams!!! And I wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year! May 2006 be the year that all your wild dreams come true!! Now that sounds promising and YUMMY!!!!

100 Things About Me! - Do you really want to know!?!?

100 Things About Me....

It took me a long time to write this. Way longer than I had thought. And you know me, I have to take it on as a full project. As I wrote it, I categorized to give you a feel of who I am emotionally, physically, cognitively and dysfunctionally! Or course, I had to take it one step further to add more anguish! I did not include anything sexual about myself. I felt that was cheating because you all know about my sex life and well, I felt this assignment is for people to get to know the person.

In fact, I found myself to feel even more revealed and naked than if I wrote my 100 Sexual Things About Me. So, I am working on another listing 50 Sexual Things About Me, that I will post on New Years Day! Bring in the New Year With A Bang!
So hear it goes.....I hope you can stay awake!!

100 Things About Me (Cheri!)......

1) I am a girl (hey that was easy-- 99 to go--shit)
2) I am a Pisces (the epidemy of a Pisces--dreamer)
3) I am married (let's leave it at that)
4) I have 3 beautiful children that I adore.
I don't talk about them because I don't believe they belong in this blog. Now that would make me feel guilt!
5) I love being a mom (except for the hours of 1AM-5AM)
6) I used to strive to be perfect (now, I strive not to leave any psychological damages on my kids that will cost me a fortune for a therapist)
7) I am 5 ft 5 but people say I appear taller.
8) I am constantly trying to lose my love handles. Cheri got curves!
9) I always feel guilt that I don't find the time to exercise-hence the love handles
10) I used to make fun of people who had tummy tucks, breast lifts etc.--now I am planning a plastic surgery spa trip for my 50th birthday!
11) I have green eyes (they were like a mood ring--they used to change to hazel but they don't anymore)
12) I have blonde hair-which was natural until my kids sucked the color out of it when they were born.
13) I die my hair extremely blonde now, I love the dizzy blonde look!
14) Reality, I'm not a dizzy blonde but I love the option to use it to avoid a question or to my advantage in business and advocating.
15) I've been told I am pretty.
16) I do not look my age--which makes me very, very happy!
17) I fear I am going to wake up one day and the 10 years will have been added to my looks overnight!
18)I don't act my age (I'm still around 20 in my head and heart)
19) I am a college graduate and did a lot of partying in school!
20) I am a democrat but I am sexually attracted to Republicans--love the clash and controversy I guess.
21) I don't feel complete if I do no have a manicure and pedicure! My long nails are important to me!
22) I'm at some major crossroads in my life with career and personally.
23) I am a huge procrastinator and dreamer. Hence still at the crossroads.
24) My life is totally chaotic (anyone who knows me totally agrees)
25) I have to write lists and lists for lists. I am known as the Queen of Lists!
26) I am very easily insulted and get easily hurt by people I trust (hence I try to build a brick wall around my heart and soul)
27) I have a 24 hour rule--try to think about something that upset me for 24 hours before I respond. However, blogging has cut that rule down to about 15 minutes (hence my rant and raves)
28) I've always believed if you work towards something, everything in life is attainable!
29) I've hit some rocky roads that proved that theory to be bullshit!
30) I am an optimist (the glass is half full so I also continue to believe my attainable theory)!
31) I am a giver. Probably too much of a giver.
32) I am always on the bottom of my list--but with my new 2006 Resolutions I truly hope to change that.
33) I believe you "gotta be in it to win it"--but I never check the tickets to see if I won.
34) I wish I could win lotto so I could just do my true passion in life-to help the needy and the disabled.
35) I love and do a lot of charity work. It gives me a high and satisfaction that I can't get anywhere else.
36) I truly love people and always love to try to figure out what makes them tick.
37) I dream of an organized and simple life where everything is in order!
38) Every occasion (birthday, mothers day, anniversary, etc) , I ask for the same present--"my family to totally organize my life". Every year they say its easier to buy me jewelry!
39) I have many talents in life, cleaning is not one of them.
40) I think cleaning is the most unrewarding job! There is always dirty clothes and dishes. I have asked my family to not shower, change their clothes or eat for a day so I could feel I have accomplished a clean home for a full day!
41) I can't tolerate spicy food. My tongue and mouth burn!
42) Cosmopolitans and green apple martinis are my favorite drinks! If I am planning to get really drunk---absolute and cranberry is my drink of choice!
43) I always wanted to know about wines and learn to appreciate reds. I am truly a white trash wine drinker and it kills some of my friends who are into wines.

44) I am into Feng Shui. I had an Feng Shui organizer come and Feng Shui my house.
45) I wish the world would stop for a few days so that I could catch up!
46) I have some OCD(obsessive compulsive) tendencies, mixed with the procrastination--is a deadly mixture at times.
47) I use sarcasm, humor and shock humor as a release in life.
48) I use humor to protect myself from others getting too close to me.
49) I truly work hard not to pass any judgment on other people-you never know the whole story and who am I to judge?
50) I believe people who pass judgment on other people are just ignorant and narrow minded (oops! I guess I am judging them!)
51) I am being tortured by this 100 Things about me list and I am only half way done! I can't take it anymore---you know way too much already!
52) I believe in alternative medicine but not as a substitute for Western Medicine.
53) I have a fear of death and sickness.
54) I have a fear of failure.
55) I believe in angels, psychics and that those who have passed on do sometimes help and contact us.
56) I love angels! I get a sense of balance and warmth from them.
57) I believe you should always listen to your inner self and inner intuition about things.
58) I hate the word "retard" and all the kids in the neighborhood know it. They can use any other word in my house but not that (and they abide by my rule).
59) I am considered a pretty cool mom. Actually I have been told by 12 year olds that I am the coolest mom in the neighborhood!
60) The word "normal" irritates the shit out of me. Who declares what is normal?
61) I love the word "issues". It's so sweet and kind to describe many dysfunctions of life.
62) I can't stand selfish, cynical and self absorbed takers!
63) When I believe in something, I become a fanatic to try and become perfect at it.
64) If I wake up after 3AM, I can't fall back to sleep.
65) I love to blog! I find it to be very therapeutic and fun!
66) I love to learn! I really get psyched about doing research on various topics and things. I just find it important to constantly keep your mind learning and active.
67) I love to launch new concepts!
68) I actually have done that for 12 years and have been pretty successful at it!
69) I want to podcast but I have reservations because why would someone want to listen to what I have to say!
70) When I listen to podcasts that are out there..one on poop, knitting for men, learning a language---I believe maybe someone would want to hear about my search for my secret lover.
71) I am an advocate in my spare time. I have testified in at congressional hearings, I have taken up some important causes. This is one area that I wouldn't fuck with me. I will fight to the bitter end for a worthy cause. With a sweet smile on my face, I will rip my opponents to shreds.
72) I am a really good listener and will remember what you tell me!
73) I take friendship seriously. I have some real close friends that I would do anything for (except probably murder)
74) I am extremely spontaneous and I love it! I get a thrill out of doing impulsive and crazy things!
75) A night out with me and the girls--is a night no one ever forgets!
76) I love flirting with men! (for further info on this--wait for my next entry)!
77) I am really into romance and being romanced.
78) I love music! All kinds of music especially pop, dance, 80's and classic rock.
79) I have 50 Cent Candy Shop as my ringtone--shocks everyone around me when my phone goes off! Hang with me, I'll get you into today's music in no time!
80) I love to cook and bake!
81) I especially like to just put together concoctions. Problem is that I can't reproduce them since I wing them and just keep throwing stuff in!
82) I am creative and artistic. I paint, do crafts, build things, design things.
83) I love garage sales! In search of a hidden treasure like a hidden Picasso or museum piece.
84) I usually come home with the most broken down, ugliest thing in at the sale--and I restore it to beauty!
85) I am very into art. My favorite thing is to find an artist that is new and buy an original that I fall in love with. I've actually been very successful over the years that artist becomes successful!
86) I love to garden - but I forget to water!
87) I love flowers! Sunflowers, roses, lillies, forget me nots..Every flower!
88) If you ever have a fight with me, send me flowers, I can't stay mad!
89) I love crocus....Those are the flowers that push their way through the snow to say "hang in there....Spring is right around the corner"
90) I hate Winter but love Spring, Summer and Fall (in that order)!
91) I love the ocean but not too thrilled with the sand!
92) I find all bodies of water very relaxing!--lakes, my tub, oceans, rivers and especially water falls!
93) I love speed boats! It's the rush of speeding along the water and feeling out of control!
94) I love rollercoasters! I am the designated rollercoaster parent when we go away.
95) I love thunder storms, lightning and the sound of rain hitting the window!
96) I am addicted to Sudoko and online Yahoo! games

97) I have computer geek tendencies and love new technology.

98) I don't understand how it works and I don't care. So I am kind of a strange computer geek.

99) I truly just want to be happy in life and the people around me to be happy as well!

100) Okay, the finale!! I have absolutely no idea what to write as my last thing about me! The pressure!! What is the most important thing about me?!?!?

I guess that I have a good heart and strive to make a difference in this world. Corny but true. I believe that you are measured in life based upon what you have done to make a difference in this world.

Great!! As I was searching for a pix, I found this description for Pisces. I could have used this and called it a day!!

Pisces- "Yours is a personality which is a combination of all the zodiac. You may be gifted musically or artisticly, and creativeness is inherent in you. You are a great empathiser, always knowing how someone else is feeling. This makes you a good councellor and a sensitive lover. You enjoy solitude occasionally and like to get away from it all and be along in order to regain your senses."

Okay!! I'm done..I need to go hide under a rock! This is way to revealing for my liking but now you know everything about Cheri and I can't imagine why anyone would want to know 100 Nonsexual Things About Me--but there they are! January 1st, I will be doing the 50 Sexual Things About Me!!

Am I Being Picked Up With My Own Blog Pickup Lines?!?

Okay, I admit it. I sometimes jump to conclusions rather quickly when it comes to men. What did I say last night? You all suck? Something about hell freezing over? Big Babies.....Okay, I hope you will all forgive me! I take that back!

Today was a rather bizarre day! I awoke to three IMs from Divorce Lawyer and a voice mail. (He had fallen asleep early--okay call me high maintenance, I deserve it). Well I decided to throw all my cards on the table with him and I am glad that I did. We actually had a really great conversation. I admitted to him that he came along at a really bad time, yes, I was pushing him away, he was coming on way too strong, I am in no position for a rollercoaster ride right now and the Aunt/Nephew thing is still in my head!!

So, he won me over today. It's not a Aunt/Nephew thing that he wants. He truly wants to be the center of a girl's affection. He wants someone to make him feel good and to care about him (didn't I just blog that?!?). He wants a woman who will say how was your day in a very special way. He wants someone to dress sexy just for him. He seems to have a thing with being in a suit and a woman in sexy lingerie. Sounds like it could be fun! So I think he's looking for this pix to come to life!

My take on his marriage: two high powered executives with a live in nanny who is raising their kids. Wife is always working as well, no time for him. Sex is non existent. Probably sounds like half of our marriages to some point or another!!

I decided that I am going to be straight with a guy from the beginning and hopefully make myself out to be worse than I am (the reverse psychology approach). And I told him, I am not easy. I can be a a pain in the ass and high maintenance (hey, let's see if he runs!). His response...."you deserve to be spoiled rotten and I want to pamper you. I want to make you feel like a million bucks, like my princess on a pedestal!" Now keep in mind, he knows nothing about my blog or Rendezvous Radio Podcast. He knows nothing about my search for Married Prince Charming. He was certainly winning points now! Are they words, they may be. But damn they were the right words.

As far as the pressuring me,- "I just really want to meet you. I can't believe I went on that site and met a smart, sexy, funny woman in the first week. You seem to be everything that I was looking for, I just can't wait to see your beautiful face in person and touch those lips." Okay, he is on a roll!

All right, do I believe him? They sound great, but you know me, I take it with a grain of salt. However, it's like he read my blog and was feeding my lines back to me. Wouldn't that be hysterical....can you imagine if he just came across my blog, didn't think it was me and said "hey, this is a great blog to get great pick up lines to get laid". I would be technically picking myself up!! Okay that is a sick concept yet quite humorous in a warped way! So, against everyones advice (including my own), I am going to meet him. If the babysitter can watch the kids for two hours tomorrow, we are going to meet. "I am so excited, I can't stop thinking about u, have a great night Princess" was his last note to me tonight.

Booty Caller, a blast from the past---The Boomerang Concept!!!! Yes, the BC sent me an email today. Funny how the holidays bring out the blasts from the past. Yes, this is the man, who stood me up! The first time in my life!!! In summary his email went--"Happy holidays, I acted like an ass, no excuse. I can't stand the thought of the sleazy motels, planning and sneaking around....but I really wanted to be with you! I hope you still aren't mad at me." I responded that I was glad to hear from him and he must have heard that I called the hit contract off last week on his life!

We flirted, we emailed back and forth about 10 times just touching base. Nothing eventful. Kept mentioning how his wife was out of town until Sunday. Funny, I told him, my husband is out of town. We should get together and play cards. My daughter's love Go Fish! Okay, there was no way I was going to invite him over, plan to meet him.....ridiculous concept. So I just left it like, I'll see ya around. "Can we meet for lunch this week or next week?" he says. Wow! Looking for a booty call maybe? Let's see, you stand me up and I should plan again to be stood up? Let's see, how desperate and stupid does he think I am? "Come on BC, you have to know I am not going to make plans with you. Keep in touch and maybe one day we will see each other on the street and something will happen". And with that remark, I truly think I was being generous.

On Ashley Madison, I am now getting annoyed with this one guy. I spoke about him awhile back. Really cute, sounds interesting but he's not a member. So he sends these turn on messages every week. The reality, the women do not pay for the service. Guys, you have to pay to play! It's not my rules, it's just the way it ends up working. I can't figure out if he thinks that I should join to talk to him or if he still hasn't figured out the way it works. Anyway, either those muscles are effecting his brain waves, he's cockier than all hell or the guy is too cheap to pay for the membership (I can't imagine him paying for a motel) . Well, Cheri doesn't do cars! Unless it is part of a really hot fantasy or role play! So I have just started to delete him!

And finally, my night ended on a little of a downer. One of my 100 Things About Me (which yes Lori, I am still working on) is that I don't like to ever go to bed mad/upset or just on bad vibes with someone I care about. It makes me toss and turn the whole night.

Tonight, Zorro and I were just on totally different wavelengths. He seemed to be in a real funky mood tonight. He does not approve of Divorce Lawyer so I told him I spoke with him but didn't go into it. I truly think he doesn't want me to get hurt. Yet, he's not a judgmental type of person and is usually very understanding but not when it comes to Divorce Lawyer. He says he's not jealous at all. In fact, I don't even think he's interested in me like that anymore. Haven't had one of our hot IM cybersex sessions in awhile. And I haven't been getting those zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's! My computer was on the fritz and I shut down and rebooted. When I came back, he was gone. "Sorry, I was in a funky mood. Have a good night." So I guess I was dismissed tonight and he took it as an opportunity for his escape!

I kind of miss those wet panties before I would go to bed. I miss closing my eyes and thinking about him and masturbating with those zzzzzzz's. He's busy with a new friend so maybe his interests are nothing more than a platonic friendship online. And that is okay if that is all he wants because he is truly a wonderful, caring friend!

And as many of you know, he reads my blog. So I guess as I am saying this to you right now, I am strangely telling him my inner thoughts as well! Wow! that is a strange feeling... my secret lovers lane journal confessions read by one of my secret lovers--who also reads about my other secret lovers. But don't think this is all one sided here.....Zorro shares with me how many times he bangs his new girlfriend, the different positions and all the details (I admit, I sometimes feel a tinge of jealousy that she gets those zzzzzz's live).

Enough confession for one night. Strange how my life is such a rollercoaster. Yesterday, I hated men. Today, they are yummy again!
Sweet Wet Dreamzzzzzzzzzz!

Hell Will Have To Freeze Over Before The Prince Arrives!

No earth shattering events today, honestly I was cooking most of the day. I am a pretty damn good cook. They say the best way to a man's heart is through their stomach!! If that was truly the case, I would have lines of men outside my house. I have to say, my cooking has never been a problem in my marriage. The hubby loves my cooking!

Tonight a friend bought me a present that I was laughing so hard! Those who have read my blog about Mandy should keep twinkies in her trunk for those late night rendezvous' with her secret lover would appreciate this. A friend bought me a Twinkie Maker!!! How funny is that and it wasn't Mandy (or anyone who knows about this blog). She just knows that I love to bake and she knew I would love it! It actually comes with that little twinkie holder that I had put in my blog! I couldn't stop laughing!! I officially own a twinkie holder!! How jealous are you? You open his hate and the twinkie fits in. Yes, I will be making twinkies the next couple of days like crazy!

We were suppose to go away for a couple of days and then I was going to drive back with two of my children. I decided that I didn't want to make a trip to sit in a hotel. So, I have decided to stay home with two of my children. I would have had to drive back 4 hours with the children just to be by myself on New Years anyway...so what is the difference!

Kind of weird, I am going to be alone on New Years for the first time. As far back as when I was 16, I can remember kissing a guy as the ball fell. And how ironic, that this year, I will be alone. But I am actually okay with it. I hope to make the most of these days to really get myself together. Work on my plans for the new year. Sort through things. Work on my podcast. Work on the website. Work on what I want in my life! And of course, finish that 100 list etc. etc. etc...So wish me luck!

Today, I actually received two really sweet emails, one from Stud Muffin and the other my Scottish friend. Two men are true gentleman. They always has a nice thing to say and make me smile. So thank you both!

I've come up with a revelation today!! Many men like when a woman treats them like crap!!! Are you one of those men? Is your man one of those men?

A great example is how I have been treating Divorce Attorney---like shit. He emails me 4 times a day to try to get me to meet him and I turn him down. Like an ass, I decided to stop dangling him and explain to him why I needed a little room. I sent him a note just saying.."you're right I might have been avoiding our meeting but I would like to explain why". Funny, haven't heard from tonight. He's sulking. I'm so tired of men. They are such big babies. And I am convinced the meaner you treat them and the harder you play to get...the more they want you. Once you decide to give them an inch, they retreat. Hell will have to freeze over before I will tell him any inner feelings about myself! And can you imagine if I slept with him?!?

I think for 2006, I am going to put together a Prince Charming Booklet. All my fantasies, all my desires, all my needs and my requirements. I will pass it out to possible contenders..treat it like a business agreement. Can't fulfill the booklet?!? NEXT..... okay, I'm being sarcastic but there is some truth to it. It might be interesting to attempt this new approach! Hey, it could be that Prince Charming won't appear until Hell actually freezes over!! It occurred once in the sign above...it could happen again!

Okay, back to the 100 list. It's really hard because sexually I have told you all so much and I am trying not to be redundant. I bet everyone who reads my blog can already answer this question: "What is Cheri's favorite sexual position?" Hmmmm....bet you all know that answer!!

Sweet Wet Dreams Till tomorrow! I'm going to soak in the tub and use those jets a little!! Get that chill out of my body that was left there today from the men on my list. A girl's best friend--her tub airjets!

Cheri's "Kiss and Tell" Updates

I've sat down at the computer and come to the conclusion, I have nothing specific to blog about tonight. I was saving this Santa pix for a Christmas post and well if I didn't put it in today, it would haunt me all year so here it is (I feel better) There is not one thing that popped in my head and said.."that is tonight's blog". Actually, I am in a very strange mood today but it's not a bad mood--kind of a relaxed mood. I realized that it is the fact that I am giving myself permission this week not to work. Which takes a lot of stress off of me.

So, tonights blog will just be a "Kiss and Tell" update and how I am entering the new year with each of my rendezvous':

Mr. Divorce Attorney is pursuing me hot and heavy! He insists that we meet tomorrow morning. I told him "Fine....I will bring my kids along and you might as well bring yours and we will make it a playdate!" How unsexual is that? "We have to meet tomorrow morning!" Wow! I swear I sarcastically drew you a pix that was suppose to turn you off. This man just wants to fuck. Plan and simple. Which is fine except I am not into that right now. He's hot but I want more than blatant sex. This guy can't even pretend to sweet talk me!

Mr. Chiropractor- a real sweet guy. Not sure if there is a sexual thing there though. Well for him there is, he can't wait for us to meet. I told him after the first and he is totally fine with that. Wish he had a little more sexual appeal though.

Mr. Government-I miss him. The guilt is really keeping him away. He text messaged me Merry Christmas and that he misses me and he can't see me because if he does--he will have to have me. So, after the new year I recommended a latte at Starbucks. I told him while I would love to do him on the table, they won't let us...so he doesn't have to worry. I want you but I need to try and work on my marriage--give me a few weeks to build up some strength. Normally, I would say this guy was BSing me. But he hasn't visited Ashley in a long time. So, I am going to let him sit although I really truly do want him. I fantasize about him all the time. I wish he hadn't been my first cheat because I probably would have handled it a little differently now. Sigh! Never regret I say.

Our sexual rendezvous keeps popping in my head at the weirdest time. I mean when I am making dinner or driving in the car, or talking to someone in the supermarket. Yup! A casual conversation with an acquaintance and all of a sudden my mind started to wander.

I keep picturing him entering me from behind in that position where I am flat on my stomach with my butt raised. Him thrusting furiously inside of me. And what gives me the tingles is that while we are so savagely screwing, he took my hands and interlocked them with his...in such a loving manner. It was like a reassurance that even though we were going at it, there was a warm and caring connection between us. To me, that was perfect! The perfect connection, the perfect joining....okay, now I am getting all wet thinking about him.

My Soulmate Chris--My buddy Chris. Totally, that is it. We are friends, we are talking but that fuck we had, fucked the soulmate connection right out of us!! Kind of sad but that is reality, so his plan worked. We've spoken about what happened and in my eyes....still a waste of a cheat. Whether it is filled with passion or whether it sucks...it is still a cheat. So why not get the most of it? Still don't understand that but whatever.

Zorro- my long distance online lover and friend. He laughed about how many times he has been pre-empted for some other post. But what I realized is that it is different with him. I know he reads my blog and to blog about our sexual phone conversations and IM escapades seems like a true "Kiss and Tell." We dabble in the sex area. Some of our sessions have left my panties soaked. He has a way with words....he has a way of being my friend that is so refreshing. He reminds me that he appreciates me probably because he knows I am an insecure PITA at times. But he doesn't mind doing it. He knows I need it, or senses I may need it and he unselfishly gives me that emotional security that I need. He may be my Unmarried Prince Charming but I really want him to find an unmarried Princess of his own (hear that Zorro!!) But I do not want to lose him either....he means way to much to me. There is a chance that I will be in his area in the next few months!! Uhhh...hummm...that will be interesting. I can get the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's in person....Sigh!!!

And on a side note:
Oh yes! I am working on that list of 100! That is no easy list to come up with. I feel naked and exposed as I am writing it. Yes, it will reveal a lot about me, probably too much.

And the podcast, after the 1st I am going to work on it. One day Chris is doing it, the next day he is not. The day I am ready to do it....if he can, great , if not I am on my own.

And I am working on my New Years Resolution. I love the beginning of the year...I make tons of resolutions with all good intent on keeping all of them (and usually I'm lucky if I have done 1). But I start a new calendar, I organize and organize and organize and list and list and list!!! And I feel good until I say Oh fuck this! But I do it every year.

So that's it...a bunch of kiss and tell, like one of my favorite flowers!! Quick updates!! Quick writings...it's funny how I feel like half the blog world is vacant this week. Kind of getting an opportunity to hang with my close blogger friends and just chit chat! So how was your day?!?

Happy Holidays To Everyone!

Wishing you a Happy Holiday!!

Hope you got what you wanted!!
XOXO --Cheri

All Bloggers-Invite to My 100th Post Party!

Party Time -My 100th Post!!

I love parties! I love celebrating! I love any excuse for planning a great party! It's a great excuse to see friends and family! Similar to Hale McKay (who I would like to thank for this great party graphic that I stole from him today), I like the un-holidays for get togethers. I always find the "holidays" to be such a forced event and more stressful. Don't get me wrong, it's great to be with my family and friends. We have a great time but since I am always the holiday host, it stresses me out a little. So, I prefer just making a regular day a huge party day!

Is there a proper protocol for throwing a part in the blog world? Do you invite other bloggers to your site? What do you serve? Hmmm...a major problem here. Well, I guess have a drink on me today! For my male blogger friends, whatever part of me you'd like to have that drink--your choice!! What a way to start off my morning---a totally Yummy Thought!

And to think, this is my 100th post already! Time just flies. Well, I am not going to say anything in this post except--thank you all!! Your visits, your comments, your postings and blogs...have really made me smile these last couple of months. I get a kick out of looking at the statcounter and seeing all the far off places my blog reaches(just in the last 16 hours)--across the US, Malaysia, New Zealand, Italy, Spain, Canada, Hong Kong, UK, Iran, Iraq (which I hope is an American Soldier that I have made smile) and so many other places abroad!

Have a great day and don't forget to have that drink!!!
Hugs and Kisses!!! Cheri

A Private Note to the Government Hits that I get:

Come on Government Buddies, at least leave a comment!! Are you on business spying when a blog says "SOLDIER" or "GOVERNMENT" or are you just visiting for your own personal sexual desires? Satisfy Cheri's Curiousity!!

Princess! High Maintenance! Pain In The Ass! And Proud Of It!

Tonight's posting is a little more philosophical so put your dirty minds away (and your privates back in your pants!) It took me awhile (okay the dizzy blonde was showing) but it finally hit me over the head, there has been a common theme in many of your emails and postings lately to me. "Do Not Settle Cheri". Many of you may not even realize it, but you've been all sending that message to me. And you know, you are 100% right!

REALITY: I'm in a marriage where I am actually settling, why should I settle somewhere else? Isn't the idea for me to find something that is totally fulfilling me, totally making me feel amazing and totally fulfilling my void?

So I am declaring that it is the men who have issues not me! Let's see-I have been called High Maintenance, A Princess and a Pain in The Ass (PITA). So, I have decided tonight--to truly research these terms. Yes, if the shoe fits, I will wear it.
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First of all, let's take a look at a Pain In The Ass:
A Pain in the Ass could be various things but most of them relate to an actual pain in the ass. So, I thought about many scenerios..the first being anal sex. Now from the look on these people's faces, I don't think that this is such a bad thing to have a pain in your ass. They look like they are really enjoying such a pain in her ass!


Running with the Bulls- can be a true pain in the ass. Ouch! Now, I must tell you that I once slept with a guy who went to Spain and ran with the bulls. He got nipped in his butt BUT he said it was the most amazing experience of his life. Hence, once again, a pain in the ass that may be one of the most amazing experiences of your life!!
Okay, now this one was called Penis Death! I don't think any woman could be that much of a pain in the ass that it actually shoots through to your penis. So this one is null and void. Wow! this pix hurts me and I don't even have a penis!!

Slang for Pain In The Ass- PITA - Honey let's look at this PITA. It has a real inviting and delicious hole with lots of scrumptious things to it. Looks extremely inviting and yummy! So feel free to call me a PITA anyday of the week!

High Maintenance- Based upon every definition, I am not high maintenance. According to a survey done on Askmen.com, there were ten qualities of a high maintenance girl and I did not fit any of them (except the control one a little). I will give you though, one of eight definitions from the Urban Dictionary which states - "an emotionally needy girl who is prone to over dramatizing a situation." Okay, that may be me.. however, the last time I checked the guys who were calling me that were not the Urban Dictionary type of guys. If they start breakdancing and rapping for me, I'll take high maintenance...But if you get me this cool license plate, I would gladly take the title because I think it's hysterical!

Princess- I am not even going to fight this one. I want to be a Princess. A Princess looking for her Married Prince Charming. The word princess has gotten such a bad rap. But if you analyze it, it's truly an honor. Go to Wikipedia and take a look at some real princesses- Grace Kelly and Spain's Princess Letizia. Both beautiful women. And Princess Diana- such a warm and giving person. Of course there is Cinderella, Belle, Ariel, Snow White, Princess Peach from the Nintendo Super Mario game...so I take the Princess title as an honor!! Actually I am striving for Princess status...right now I feel like Cinderella....washing those floors, doing everything for the step sisters (my gorgeous family).

So in conclusion, I am a PITA PRINCESS with a slight Urban High Maintenance Tendency!! And, such I will be until I find my Prince Charming and I will wear that title with pride!

You see, there is a frog out there that wants to have a woman treat him like he is the most special person in the world. He likes a woman who really cares about him and his likes, dislikes, dreams and how his day was. Who will enjoy my love to keep giving and accept that it makes me happy to see him happy. And this frog, will not be selfish and he will want to give back and make me just as happy and fulfilled. aaahhh!!

It's going to be a long 2006 looking for my Married Prince Charming but I am ready and its worth all those dysfunctional frogs I will meet!! Sweet Wet Dreams!! XOXOXO Cheri

Role Playing Fantasy Beyond MY Imagination!

So I was all ready to blog about my sexually frustrating, wet panty day with Zorro when I got an IM from Mr. Divorce Attorney and well, I'm a little spooked. So sorry Zorro my love, you've been pre-empted tonight!!

Mr. Divorce Attorney-besides from being a pushy, egotistical, cocky man, he became obsessive about me sending another pix. I have to see your breasts. I need to see some cleavage! I really don't have another pix---but he kept at it. Actually to the point of annoying and bordering demanding/obsessive. I should have sent him this pix of the stress tit but I was too tired to think.

To get off the topic, Then I asked him about his fantasies (he left it blank in his Ashley profile). He said role playing. Well you and I know, I can get into a good Santa scene or two. A nurse, a maid, cop....I can imagine quite a variety of roles that would turn me on and if it would please the man I'm with, I can even go a little passed my immediate imagination.

However, when he came out with that I am his Aunt and he is my Nephew and I am really into doing him...well honey, incest is not one of those roles that are even in my universe. I could feel my blood curdle. The second one, he picks me up in a bar and I went with him after I turned all the other guys down. Okay, I could play that role. But my mind was stuck on that Aunt/Nephew thing he has going on.

Is that a fantasy you hear often? I"m seriously thinking about falling off the face of the earth with this guy, what do you all think? I mean go with the Teacher/Naughty Girl thing. I don't like to pass judgment but wow, way too off base for me.

So, he wants to meet Thursday, Bloggers...what do you think? And while your there, what are some fun role playing fantasies that will make my panties wet! I'd like some more to replace this horrible image I have in my head....

XOXOX
Cheri

You want me to cheat with you?!?

So the big question...am I having fun yet? It has been 4 months since I started this search for Mr. Married Prince Charming....and I have to say, except for a few wounds, I am having a ball. And, I never counted on all the great people I was going to meet just in blogging! I look forward to hearing from you with comments. those regulars who just read but don't comment (come on --I know you are there) and those who occasionally stop by!

Quick Update before a hysterical Cheri meeting!

Zorro has truly become a wonderful friend. He's helping me emotionally and of course cyber sexually helping me heal from my sadness. Honestly, I haven't laughed so hard..he's been getting a Cheri Morning Wake Up Call everyday....and I sneak and speak to him every night till 3AM. It's a very strange thing we have going there--it's a friendship with a sexual twist I guess. He did send me a pix of his penis...and I was quite impressed and he a great cherry ass. Did I say I was impressed with his penis? I can't wait to one day feel those zzzzzzzzzz's on my body. We've discussed trying cccccccc's (Cheri) to see which feels better. Wow! I'm getting wet just thinking about it.

The Most Hysterical Career in Cheri's List-
Okay, now for the funny meeting of the week. OH wait! Why didn't anybody remind me about Mr. Chiropractor? Hello, I thought you guys were my friends....I has totally forgotten about him when I got sick.. left the guy hanging. He called me and I almost didn't remember who he was. Anyway, sweet guy....not sure he is my type though but can't rule it out yet. We are going to meet for coffee.

All right, here's a meeting worth waiting for. Stud Muffin and I were talking. He's on Ashley site too..and he was talking about the instant chat. I think I mentioned how I leave it off DND (snob that I am, it's usually perverts that come through). Well I turned it on to see how to turn it on and off and I must have left it on. Hence when I signed in again, it was on.

So I am checking my messages and a instant message pops up. Boy, I am not in the mood. So I am a walking shallow bitch. Send me a pix. He says you send me...I say "honey, I look, if I like, you'll hear from me." Now, I would have said screw her but he came back with a line--"okay, I like your attitude, something tells me your worth the wait. I'll play your game--let's go". Hmmm.. a feisty one here that can hold his own. I looked at his pix and he is really cute in a power suit. Okay, you have my attention for a few minutes, I'll play.

But wait, there is fucking Call Waiting on this thing...I have 6 men waiting to talk to me....this was way too much for me. I was laughing so hard....it's worse than the local pick up joint or speed dating.

So, I get my call waiting calls, totally stall and tease him for awhile and then ask him what do you do? Okay take a guess what he does? You know my life, bizarre and weird things happen....what would be one of the most hysterical professions for him to be in?....How about--

"A Divorce Attorney". Well, now I am rolling, I can't even catch my breath. Of course I asked him if he was looking for clients on the site or trying to build a clientele by screwing woman and then telling their husbands. Can you believe that? Well, I said, if it doesn't work out, hey, maybe I can get a discount if I end up getting divorced?

Yes, I checked him out. He is actually a divorce attorney. Cheri wasn't born yesterday, it was a little bizarre even for me. So, we've been writing back and forth but I'm not extremely excited. I like that he's controlling but he makes me feel a little whorish. Like he's looking for a kept woman and that is well not me.

I'll go into detail another time but he's persistant, he wants to take me to this fancy restaurant, he wants to take me to a show....he wants me to dress extremely sexy for him. I kind of expect him to take me shopping on our first meeting and him say okay, here's your wardrobe for our next 5 meetings.

So yes, I wanted a power man but maybe not a total take control type of guy. Well we'll see. I'm meeting him for lunch next week. I told him I was coming in a sweatshirt and jeans...take it or leave it (the rebel in me). He took it! Hey, push me and I'll show up like a bag lady (or Santa) !! So we'll see. Don't like a guy who tries to run everything and honestly, I don't have the strength to play the game right now. Too fragile from Chris and well I am not sure what is going on with Mr. Government. Have to take care of that one tomorrow! Sweet Wet Dreams!

I've Been Tagged! Sounds so Dirty!

I have been tagged!! Okay Lori, I started them last night and it wasn't as easy as I thought. And my conclusions on that (you had to know I was going to analyze it!!lol):

1) I am so perfect and have no weird habits (hee.hee. can't even say that
one with a straight face).

2) They have become so part of me routine, they are normal to me

3) I am just one big "Weird Habit"!!!

4) I find that many of my everyday weird habits stem from my mom's superstitions growing up!

Here are the rules;

“The first player of this game starts with the topic. “five weird habits of yourself,” and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and link to their web journals. Don’t forget to leave a comment in their blog or journal that says “You are tagged” (assuming they take comments) and tell them to read yours.

My 5 weird habits
Okay, I did two separate lists: One on my 5 everyday weird habits and one on my 5 sexual weird habits!!

5 Everyday Weird Habits:
1) I have to make a list for everything--I am known as the List Queen. I have lists of lists I have to make!

2) Have to work into a new building on my right foot for important things! (thanks mom, I've stumbled into many buildings because I almost forgot--and lightning might strike )

3) Must open my mouth all the way when putting on my eye liner! Have no idea what my mouth has to do with my eyes but I can't do it if I don't (I have tried--trust me)

4) I have to pee before I leave the house. Now you would say a good practice except that even if I just peed and I get side tracked....I will go again. Instilled once again from my mother, "you have to go to the bathroom before you leave".
5) I have every shelf in the kitchen (and refrigerator) categorized and if you put something on the wrong shelf (italian shelf, snack shelf, dairy shelf) I feel unbalanced!

Now my 5 Weird Sexual Habits: (totally optional for those I tag):
1) Lets see, I nickname guys I am interested in with strange names.
2) I like to flirt with men and then rub against them or look to see if I caused them to get even a little rise!
3) Must use the left jets in the tub and my left hand for added pleasure (I can't get excited when I masturbate with my right hand!)
4) I have to know if a guy cums during cybersex with me......and I am disappointed if he doesn't and feel like I have failed!
5) I like to find something that a guy hasn't done before and I get off having him do it (send a pix of their penis from their phone, webcam with me, Cybersex...POP ROCKS)lol

Okay, that's it.... And those lucky people I tagged are (drum roll please):

1) Stretch_td
2) BJ
3)Sweet Miss
4) SPG
5)Michael - It Occurred To Me

These people were epecially hand chosen because I love their blogs and I can't wait to read their weird habits!

XOXOX Cheri

Many Fantasies, Many Men and Reality Was A Hot Dog In My Bun!

Mentally, I feel really great today..physically I have a horrible cold. I can't beat it and it's not good since I want to podcast. As I laid in the bed, under the covers, I wish I had someone to snuggle and cuddle with. I want is to have a man's arms totally around me and just holding me so tight. Our bodies being totally entwined, making me feel like he's in charge and he's 100% behind me (mentally behind me at this point...okay it will lead to him being behind me with his hard cock inside of me..but right now, I am talking about the mental part of this!!)

To me, it feels like I can let go. He's protecting me from the world, he's giving me those few minutes to catch my breath, clear my head, he's shielding me from the responsibility, the troubles and he's my total protector. Nothing will go wrong, all the troubles are bouncing off of his strong arms....I am in a protective shield in his arms. Sigh! I can just add that to my fantasies when Mr. Married Prince Charming arrives!

Back to reality, hubby was surprisingly supportive today. For a second I thought maybe the doctor called and I was dying. But no, he let me sleep with the doors closed after the kids got home. Of course, there's always a payback. After 2 hours, I awoke to his cock in between my ass. But he did let me sleep so if his dick needed to find a warm shelter for a little while, I was too tired to complain. In actuality, I kept seeing a hot dog in a bun in my head. I remember laughing and drifting back into a sleep thinking about that hot dog in a bun. When I awoke, the hot dog was gone just my empty buns!

So, I awoke and decided it's been a week since my episode with Chris. One thing about me, I need closure on things. It's like the end of the Thanksgiving.. When it's over, I have to pack everything away in the box. Right up to the attic and nothing is left around. Total closure before the next holiday...no reminders its time to totally move on. It takes a hard time for me to get to that point, but my heart is really hurt over Chris and well....if as a friend he didn't think to check on me all week. That's not saying much about our friendship (well actually its saying a lot--its non existent).

So my infamous Closure Letter is drafted. Yes, I write a closure letter to everyone when it's time to move on. Kind of like a complaint department in a business. Got a complaint, I follow up with a letter summarizing the complaint and then you get a final note after I investigate it (or my employees do for me). So, Chris' Closure letter was drafted. I sent one instant message to test the waters... "So how's the weather? Read any books lately? Heard voting is going well in Iraq".

No response. Okay, it's time. I sent the IM saying "I am not going to bother you anymore. I wish you happy holidays and a healthy and prosperous new year. Good by letter sent to email. XOXO Cheri"

He had 7 minutes and then the email was being sent and the door was going to be shut forever (I'm stubborn like that). If you get a full closure letter--case closed. I was just about to hit the send button, got side tracked by a business call (can you believe it....the nerve..business call when I am about to send a closure letter). Well, as I was on the phone, he Im'd back....."How are you? Was away on business beginning of the week. Don't jump to conclusions!" FUCK!!! He pulled me back in. The clock was ticking and he pulled me back with 10 seconds to spare. My head was already in closure mode, so I told him I was on a business call and I'd get back to him tomorrow. Now what?!!!!

Back to bed! That's the answer right now. My head is spinning. Cell rings as I am literally under the covers....don't know the number. I'm not answering. Cell rings again...it's a text message....must be from Chris. Nope its from Mr. Government---"asking how I was and what I was up too?" So what does that mean? Guilt subsiding....miss me? I'm too sick to sort this out in my brain.

So I check the missed call I didn't know. It was the MR. Chiropractor....I had said I was going to call him Saturday. I forgot....oh boy...he sounded hot. Now what?!? Two hours ago, I was cleaning house. Looks like the sink is filled again!

Right now, I feel like I am thinking like a guy! I would love to just find a hot man and playout all my fantasies. He's got to be experienced because I don't want a boy....I want a real man who can take me to all the places I want to go!!! I want his cock to be thick and hard. I want him to know how to use it and how to make me soar. I want him to adore me, make me feel like I am the hottest thing in the world and he just can't get enough of me. We spend the night just fulfilling all my fantasies. He holds me in his muscular arms and we awaken entwined in each other. WE shower together, hot morning sex and then we kiss savagely good by. All I know, is this magical mans first name. Nothing else. He is gone and we go our separate ways and return to the real world.

Damn! These cold tablets are certainly making me hallucinate!! I'm headed to a steam tonight. I sit in my steam shower and just relax as the candle illuminates on the glass. It puts me in a trance.....I don't want to think tonight about Chris, Mr. Government...nothing....except Mr. Fantasy Man...that's it. I think I need to schedule a business trip tomorrow. Who knows, he may be staying at my hotel. Sweet Wet Dreams! I'm already there!!!

A Santa Fantasy-Yummy!

Well today was amazing day! Started off rocky because my Santa for the party cancelled and 1/2 of the volunteers (illness going around). Now, you need a Santa. You can not have anything else but Santa is a necessity! So, I was fucked! However, after 5 minutes of cursing, I just said....screw it! I'll set up the party and I am going to be Santa. So off I went....I put my big high heel boots on (because the Santa custom is for a tall man) and I was off. My avatar was coming to life!

First, the day...it was so rewarding! The smiles on these kids faces when they saw Santa....I truly had tears in my eyes. And I was even able to turn around the 15 kids who were petrified of me...they were smiling and grabbing at me...what a beautiful experience. "Hey Santa, I love your boots","I didn't know that Santa painted his nails"...I was laughing so hard. The biggest downfall....the suit was soo hot (literally) and the mustache and beard were itching so badly.

I kinda liked the suit! My girlfriend and I were joking around after. If I took off the Santa pants and left my black tight pants with my fuck me boots, and took off the padding, tightened the belt and just left on my red bra....it was hot! she said "Man, I would do ya in a heartbeat!".

When I was walking in the hall with just the suit, one of the Executives looked at me and just shook his head and turned bright red. We joke all the time so I said to him "Get your mind out of the gutter...I'm going to be Santa for the kids. Hey maybe I can borrow the suit for your idea another time?" He just laughed so hard and he said "was it obvious what I was thinking?" Do guys fantasize about Santa suits? Maybe it is a regular fantasy...I truly wonder. But now it has me thinking!!!

So tonight, every muscle aches. I just got out of the tub. I love that tub! The jets are so rejuvenating! 15 jets in this tub with lights so romantically changing. Then I pour the peppermint in it and every inch of me tingles. and I mean every inch. My clit gets so excited from the peppermint. And then some jet action and I am totally relaxed.

I come out smelling like a peppermint. I had to know if I tasted like peppermint so I asked my husband to lick my clit. I'm happy to report--it too tastes like peppermint! I let him eat me out for a few minutes and yes, it felt good but I just can't get totally aroused with him. I finally was fantasizing about someone else eating me out, circling my clit with their tongue and totally making me wet (not telling who ) and I then I did cum! Okay, maybe a little guilt with the thinking of another guy! You know sexually, we would be very compatable. He thinks I am hysterical and he's willing to live out any fantasy I wanted. However, the shit has just piled so high over the years that I have grown angry. So, such is life!

So now back to the Santa Suite, I have this amazing fantasy of dressing up in a Santa suit and playing Santa! Ho! Ho! Ho! and have you been a good boy? What do you want for Christmas?!? A naked woman and a blowjob? But Santa needs something in return....and it's not cookies and milk!!! Okay, this can be fun...so many different scenerios! something about that suit... Or A guy that looks like this can play Santa with me anyday!!!! Oh man, that ass is quite delicious (okay, I'll be an equal opportunist and give you a naked woman but tonight...this man is yummy!!!)

Well as I am writing....my luscious friend Zorro IMs me.....I told him about Santa and he said "I bet the 'Hoe! 'Hoe! Hoe! came naturally to you. He cracks me up. I can always count on him for a good laugh and good advice. We were goofying around on different Santa scenerios and I was trying to get him hard but .....we both just started cracking up. Our heads weren't into going there tonight....we were just laughing. Sometimes a good laugh with a friend is all you need to end a day. So thank you Zorro....no orgasm, no wetness, no pix that you promised me...but lots of good laughs which tonight...was perfect!!!

And he saved me!! I was just about to email Chris when his IM came in! I still can't believe he hasn't contacted me...I won't tell you the words that I am feeling for him tonight! I am too much of a lady.