WARNING: Victoria Secret Underwear Drama

Only to me. Why is my life always so bizarre.

I got to the motel and Mystery Man called me. "I am in the worst mood and all stressed out..I am warning you. I am not going to be fun today". Oh great! But That's fine, I mean we know each other for so long...what's a bad mood.

Well oh well, the bad mood was fine until my underwear added to the drama! How you may ask, can underwear cause almost an end to a year relationship of excellent,mindblowing sex. A pair of underwear!?!?!!!

Yes. A Victoria Secret's underwear. Beware....these undies look innocent with crystals and rhinestones.....aaaahhh...but they don't tell you that GLITTER and SPARKLES come out all over them. Yes, we were both covered in sparkles, the bed, the floor, his cock, pubic hair, my thighs, my legs, my pubic hair....my face his face....they were fucking everywhere. All over the sheets....etc.

Well we were relaxing and I was massaging him and sucking on his cock...he was totally relaxing...he was just lying there. When one sparkle appeared...then he went to go down on me and well, he was covered in sparkles. He started to flip....it was 1/2 a joke and 1/2 serious. If he doesn't get busted by a sparkle, it will be a hysterical I Love Cheri episode...HOWEVER....he almost had me in tears today at various points. I don't blame him. I mean one sparkle and he would be busted.

I did relax him...we fucked in the sparkles...he came even though as we were fucking, the sparkles were flying everywhere. I went to go down on him and there were sparkles in his pubic hair....he said why are you laughing? I said I will send you an email later...

I felt bad...I mean if it weren't for the sparkles, we would have had a really connecting day. He has a smile and was holding me tight. We had great sex (although he said kept seeing the shimmering sparkles on my ass). He was quiet for him...but he had a lot on his mind. I think he appreciated that I didn't bug him...just carressed him, sucked him and massaged him. He needed some pampering.

But that's not the end of the underwear story. now here's the even more hysterical part. I purchased these after my afternoon with Mr. Porsche..I purchased 3 pairs of them.....you know 3/$25 how can I refuse. you see, I had to buy underwear because after the butt plug I almost had an accident in my pants. Yes, the butt plug acted like an enema....I had to rush to find a bathroom. Embarrassing....almost a stained underwear...I ran into the bookstore.like I had a butt plug up my ass....just making the bathroom. I admit..a tiny stain was there so I went next door to Victoria Secrets and bought underwear just in case I needed them on the a home. So as you can now see...I guess you can say these undies were cursed! Originally emergency butt plug undies from one man that caused a drama in another man's life....hmmmmmmm....

Soooooo......I don't know. It was funny with him saying get out..this is a sparkle free area....it was like I had sparkle leporosy today...I sent him a note saying I was sorry.....you know, the women in victoria secrets should have warned me it had sparkles...rrr.....well they are pretty.....

What a fucking day!!

Could You Resist?

I woke up this morning.....HORNY!! Desiring Mystery Man like I never have before (ok, that is a lie--I desire him all the time but today I am dripping at the thought we may meet). Last night he said he may be able to make it, won't know till the morning. Well, I need him today so I had to come up with something to entice the desire and tip the scales in my favor....A little note and our first song that he swooned me with before our first meeting...will it work? I am waiting right now with baited breath (and a wet pussy!!!)

Cheri hears the alarm blaring...she rolls over and hits the snooze....still asleep and wishing it wasn't morning, she rolls over and looks out her big picture window at the sky to do her usual morning mental rundown of what needs to be done for the day. It's Friday..yeah...I may be meeting Mystery Man today.....and a smile and giggle comes to her lips. Mmmmm......just lying there with the anticipation, she can feel her insides begin to pulsate..her clit engorges with desire.......the wetness inside of her......her nipples are erect and her lips yearning for his cock and mouth. The desire to play with herself is almost uncontrollable but she hopes it won't be her imagination that delivers her an orgasm today but Mystery Man's deliciously hard cock.....as she types, she begins to have flashbacks of their trips to paradise and the desire is escalating.......will he be able to escape to paradise and fulfill her or will she be stuck working all day.....miserably horny.....?!?!? lol

ANTICIPATION!!

Lucky Lady

Dysfunction that brings Function. That is the best way to describe my life I guess. Today, I felt lucky to be where I was in life. Mr. Porsche is an amazing man. He is so caring, so special. I feel so protected with him. He respects me and I respect him. There is a bond between us. No expectations of forever YET I feel so secure with us. Ironically as I typed that a message just came in from Mystery Man.....now there is timing....lol Shit, he might have to cancel Friday...fuck!!! OK, I am not checking Ashley because if I see he was on, my mind will start to think bad things....

Getting back to today....I met Mr. Porsche. It was amazing. I got the room to save time because he was on a tight schedule. Good news...it didn't feel that way once we were together. He got there as I was putting the key in the door. He was on the phone discussing a business problem...well, I couldn't wait so I just started to rip his pants off. While he was in a heated discussion with one of his workers........I began to suck his cock. Now quite frankly, that employee owes me big time because his attitude took a more understanding approach once my mouth was wrapped around his cock. Yes, I was sucking like a wild woman and threw him down on the bed...he was loving it. When he got off....he just put the phone down and closed his eyes as I sucked away....after a few minutes he popped his head up and said "damn, you suck cock so well". We both laughed.

Today we were in sync. I was so relaxed....he was playing with me and I was throat swabbing him....he loves my nipples....he loves to tweak them and suck on them. He says he can't get enough of them.....well, honestly, I love when he plays with them. After lots of sucking and licking and today tons of sweet gentle kisses and carressing......and yes, ladies and gents...me riding him!! I am getting that on top thing down here!!

He then flipped me over and whipped out the butt plug. Feeling relaxed..he had me lean against it...so I was in control how far it went in....yes, he whispers in my ear "lean back....push on it baby" I can feel the dirty girl coming out.....yes, I love the way the butt plug feels. 'Do you want me to go deep inside you too while the butt plug is inside you?'YES....I moan....."whose my sexy slut?' Me...I moan again as he is pounding me and the plug is still in. Oh my....that was amazing. I mean every inch of me was tingling and we were both sweating....it was hot...oh so hot. He talks more dirty words into my ear.....turning me totally on. And then the rush...I cum....like a wave, I can feel the orgasm cumming. After a few aftershocks...my body just goes limp. He laughs, he loves to get me to that point. We cuddle and talk and then I get some energy back.

I want to make you cum...I say to him. He lies on his back and I go to work. In between his legs, I start doing what he loves best...he loves me sucking and licking his balls while I rub his cock....he loves my finger against the rim of his ass...and then me going inside and massaging his prostate. Oh yes, his P Spot gets him to the point of no return.........with the help of his hand rubbing his cock and me rubbing his prostate and sucking on his balls.....I can feel his body contracting...its an amazing feeling...such a turn on that I know he is about to cum. And just as he is about to cum, I wrap my mouth around his cock and he cums in my mouth. Two squirts....but I didn't stop rubbing his prostate.....and about three minutes later...he came again. A double orgasm!!

Mr. Porsche is lying there....and quite frankly, he looks super surprised and there are no words coming out of his mouth. His expression is priceless...but there was a little worry in my heart. You see, a man like that likes to totally be in control. That's never happen to me before.....and then I say....did it feel good? "That was unbelievable'. he said. But he seemed ok. It was as if the double rocked his world a little bit. Now here's the thing. I was thrilled and excited that I was able to give me something he's never had before. But I didn't want it to scare him. I always fear something like that will make a man run. Like he will start to think that it was too good or something. I don't know.

Well, he was the one who said....come here and cuddle with me. Awwww...he knows I love that. So I got into his arms and he held me tight and just kissed me so gently....he's a great person. He knows what I need and I know what he needs. A good match. I whispered in his ear. I am going to miss you terribly....he said back...I am going to miss you too. And we lied there....just kissing and massaging and carressing each other.

Showered and then got ready to go. He kissed me goodby. Don't want to get your hopes up, but I will try to meet you for lunch before I leave. That was sweet....lots of little kisses....and then we parted. Oh wait...I forgot one thing...I had bought him a DVD as a joke kind of cause last time he was watching an old re-run of a show while we were laying in bed. So I bought him the first season and was going to give it to him and say 'now you can watch it at home'....and be more efficient in fucking me....hehehe...anyway, it went to my friends house and she called and said it arrived. He was listening and I said...hold on to it, I already am here. So what is that...? jokingly (and not realizing it I lovingly smacked his back ) and said nosy!! He said..did you just smack me? Honestly, I started laughin because I didn't even realize that I did. Well, he started to chase me around the room....and he smacked me so hard. Now, you have to know me....I have this little devil inside of me. So when we were getting into the shower and he was in already..I just ran in and smacked his ass so hard. Well, he came flying out of the shower and threw me on the bed and smacked me 10 times....ouch...my butt was all red. I was giggling but it hurt...
I go down with a fight though....back in the shower...I bit his ass...thankfully his phone rang right then and he had to grab it.....forgot about the teeth marks...hehehe

So we had a great day. He's a really special guy and so caring. I opened up my makeup case as I was leaving and he had thrown in the money for hotel room and and extra $100. I called him, you know you don't know how to count....buy yourself something baby.....you deserve it! He's a good egg!! I am a lucky woman to have found him!

And now Mystery Man...I do believe its work...but I have to resist checking Ashley Madison. Oh fuck, you know I am going to go on now and check and then he has me on his list so he will see that I went on and then he will get pissed that I am looking for someone because he might cancel and so on and so on and so on......pout...lol

UPDATE: I am so insecure sometimes. He hasn't been on Ashley in weeks.....yes, I checked. But I do feel better....

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Angels!! Are you surprised? Of course not. I live angels. I know, so sappy. But since that angel appeared in my life...things have been good. These three hit a a place in my heart...and I had to have them.....

Yes, I am a dreamer. You had to know that by now.....But something about angels give me hope and happiness and peace. So I just purchased these......actually, they remind me of my daughters and the one on the top is a healing angel. I am using the money Mr. Porsche gave me to purchase them.

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A New Career For me?!! Nipple Painter

Late at night, I sometimes just browse the internet. I used to spend time chatting on Ashley Madison with hot men but since I have my plate fill right now and am quite content...I haven't been in the cruising mood. I always find that I read a profile and I want to know more and I start thinking....hmmmm...he sounds like fun....but then I realize so where are you going to fit another guy? So I have been avoiding the temptation (although Mr, Porsche is going away for two weeks...hmmm)...

Anyway, sorry..off track there. So I was looking in ebay (I love to buy bargains!!) and I stopped in Weird Stuff. They have the funniest things for sale. Empty Dorito bags, a guy selling his forehead as an advertisement for the month..I mean really funny things.

And then I came across....an artist that does paintings with her nipples (see her painting above). Now I found that so intriguing and sensual. I actually like a painter that does artwork with his palms...I find it so interesting. But here she does painting with her nipples. She's pretty good!

And then I looked at my nipples and said....hmmm....maybe I should put them to work. I mean when they get hard...they certainly get erect and can easily pass for a tip of a paintbrush. So maybe this is a sidejob for me. I told Mr Porsche about it...and quite frankly, if he wasn't so stressed....I would bring paints tomorrow and we can paint with my nipples. Definitely erotic...I am seriously thinking about trying it tomorrow as a goof to make him laugh (and if it comes out good....I can expand my gallery!!!)

Yes, I have tried to separate the two...but with no luck. Once again we are looking at back to back for the week. Should be interesting!! Feast or famine!!

Sucking Him In His Corvette

I can almost hear Prince singing.....Baby Your Red Corvette!!

Mr. Porsche was in the area today...but he didn't have his Porsche but his Corvette. I told him how I had fantasized when I was younger about doing it in a corvette. That was my teenage dream.

So here I am a few years later....and well, I didn't fuck him in his corvette but I certainly sucked face and gave me a nice blow job. We werent' cruising down the highway going 100 miles an hour. but I made him drive around this parking lot as I sucked his cock. I closed me eyes, and felt the wind blowing as I was blowing. It was fun! so I gave a blow job in a red, convertible corvette. Very exciting!

Mr. Porsche wasn't himself tonight. I felt bad. The stress was beyond anything I've seen. Usually he is a pressure cooker but he handles it. Today, I was worried about him. I tried to relax him.....made him close his eyes, massaged his neck and listen to the birds chirping. tickled his arm like he likes. It didnt work that well. He's going away for two weeks and he is stressing. He says seeing me and hanging for the hour (and playing) was a break..but I wish I could have done more

Well I am just breezing through my fantasies the last two weeks......actually Mystery Man just cancelled on me for tomorrow. Work...Honestly, I wanted him so bad but I have a lot to do as well. Oh well....cie la vie!

Ugly Is More Attractive

The most bizarre thing has been happening lately. When I look my worse, men are flirting with me the most. The last two weeks, everytime I sneak out with no makeup, sweatpants and no bra....men have been hitting on me. I mean I look like crap. But I get more compliments than when I am dressed in business clothes and my khair and makeup on.

So what is that about? I mean is it that I look better when I think I look like shit. Or is it that I am more approachable to men? Mr Electric used to love when I had no makeup and my hair had no hairspray. He said I looked hot with the natural look. Or maybe it is the type of men who prefers a down to earth look. Hmmm....i was just wondering. Maybe my suit is scary to some men.
Just something I noticed.

A slow, boring, sexless week for me. Yes, that time of the month can be such a drag. But I have been so horny lately. Since my fitting room, I want to have more sex....maybe that is what is making me attractive. Can men notice when a woman is horny?

Have a great weekend. I actually am thinking of starting my website back up with information and stories and Ashley Madison hints.....

An Affair with the Fed Ex Man

Did I ever tell you about my neighbors affair with the Fed Ex Man? The entire neighborhood was talking. The Fed Ex truck would be parked in front of her house for two hours. I once watched them sucking face from my bedroom window in her backyard. This was a long time ago....but the whole neighborhood was buzzing. She was caught being dropped off at the schoolyard and switching to her car. It was the talk of all the neighbors.

Why do I mention this? You know how you know your neighborhood? Well I know the UPS schedule. Early morning and after 6...only time the UPS truck, Fed Ex and DHL come to the area. Today from my dining room, I kept seeing the UPS truck pass by. He stopped at one point at my neighbors and then down the block...AND then he passed by again. Hmmmm...was this the cutie. He slowed by my door, I thought I had a package but I didn't. Hmmmm...must be my imagination. Got the hottie on my mind. I even mentioned it to my girlfriend. I laughed....I am really losing it. Now I think that hot boy toy gave a shit about this old lady. And we both laughed. I have too much time on my hands....

I ran out and left my babysitter. She's an older woman.....I came home and she said "Girl, you wouldn't believe it. I think the neighbor is playing with the UPS man now. He kept slowing down and passing by while you were upstairs. And then he came one more time while you were gone." The coffee started to come out my nose.

What makes you think he didn't have a package? 'no girl, he was slowing down each time.' I couldn't stop laughing. So it wasnt my imagination. He was coming by...I was flattered. I laughed and told her how I think it was for me. Now, we both started to laugh. I told her how I flirted with him yesterday just a tad. My poor neighbor, the whole block was probably talking today....she's doing the UPS guy now!!

So, tomorrow, I will be sure to dress nice and go outside in the morning or afternoon. Truth, I looked like shit, so if he was interested the other day...the boy toy UPS Guy may be my summer entertainment! I love eye candy!!

The Hot UPS GUY and the Car Wax Man.

Do married people shut off the sexual flirting part of their brain in order to avoid temptation? When they decide they have had enough....is there a switch that goes on.....do they then send off signals that they are up for flirting again? Or is it just that you ignore the flirtations sent to you?

Well, I got a new UPS Guy on my route. Yesterday, I see the truck...don't think much about it, he leaves the box and goes back to his truck. It's been the same guy for 10 years....I go out I wave and take my package in. WELL......this time I go out and there is this hottie in the truck. I smile and to my self say mmm mtmmm mmmm.....and giggle in my head. Bad girl. He's a boy toy... Well the UPS guy smiled back and said to me....you know the box is a little heavy..I can move it into the house for you. 'Oh thank you...that is so sweet'. And then he comes towards me. GORGEOUS!! Absolutely, dark, handsome and gorgeous with a smile that made my nipples hard. He wouldn't let me pick up the box...he brought it into the house. Our eyes were connected and he was flirting with me. I found myself flirting back....we both laughed.
Well thank you so much....I appreciate it. anytime. I will be sure to ring the bell the next time I have a package so you can bring it right in. How sweet!! (hehehehe--yeah, I think I need to order some lingerie so he can bring it up to my bedroom!!)

Then, on my way to work....this guy doing a promotion at a gas station for car wax began to show me how it cleans my car by cleaning it. Joking I said to him,,,,sweetie, unless you come with the bottle to clean it...I am not going to clean the car like that... 'well he said...I will be more than happy to come with the bottle...

Scaring me half to death, he reappeared in my window. "here's my number and I would gladly come over and do the entire car'. Why did I feel like it was more than the car he would want to do. Was this boy toy day or what? The rim on my car is a disaster.....it bother me...so I said..will it take the crap off my wheel rim? Absolutely.....and he cleaned the rim for me...wow, this stuff was good. Okay, I bought one....(at cost of course....I chizzled him down). As I was pulling away, he said...don't forget to call me...i would wax it for ya , no charge.

I giggled.....yes, I love flirting. I love knowing a man finds me attractive. What a perfect way to begin a day.....FLIRTING WITH TWO BOY TOYS!! For some reason, I think the UPS guy will re-appear in my blog again. I hope he's my permanent guy now...

My life has been such a drama these last few days. With the great fitting room sex to a hospital visit with my child to issues with my other child cutting school to a huge opportunity to be an expert speaker and work....its like crazy.....highs, lows, highs, lows.......insane. But the kids are okay now. And the other stuff.....a total high for me. As my high school girlfriend stopped by and said.....you need that shit to cope man. your life is insane.

So here's a story she told me today. Actually confirms everything I have told you about cheating...STAY WITH A MARRIED PERSON or don't be a DOG or you will pay!!! So the moral of this story......go to Ashley Madison and find yourself a married woman!! lol

A man on match.com met my friends friend. Great first date....but a lot of red flags that she missed. Like not being able to call at night or have his house number etc. etc. Well she slept with him on date 2. Somehow she found out at that point that he was married...(but not from him) and then he disappeared. Well, well. He gave her his last name and he happens to be listed (dummy). So she called his home phone and said she was a client and needed to talk to him. She spoke with the Nanny!! Then she called back and left a message on his house machine saying she was a client and her number. The guy must have been shitting bricks. He called her back...trying to make peace with her. She didn't call him back. She's not planning on scaring him anymore or even getting in contact with him again. BUT she could have done damage. So be smart!!! Think before you leap!!

And don't be an ass. If you are married, tell the woman. Otherwise you will regret it! Hence....payback is a bitch!!

Sex and The Fitting Room

I didn't think we were going to see each other this week. Last week had been so emotional and intense. In a way, I was afraid to see Mystery Man. I mean, two weeks in a row we had the most mind blowing sex (each different-one was raw and hot...the other was intense and erotic) so how could it be even better...oh man....now we hit an even higher level.

We were emailing back and forth jokes, then I sent him the words to a song that we fuck to....its Closer...Nine Inch Nails. Let's just say 'I want to fuck you like an animal' is one of the lines of the song. He sent me back a note, let's meet in the mall and do it in a fitting room. Okay, I said. Our meeting time was set. I was nervous and totally turned on. The danger, the anticipation, it was totally hot.

I got to the mall and waited for his call. He called 'I am still scouting out an area. Narrowed it down to two fitting room...I'll call ya back.' I was strolling the mall. I had found this one store Abercombie & Fitch where the music was blasting, lights low but the fitting rooms were in the main section and you could look underneath to see if someone was in there. But it would have been hot but a little too dangerous.

He called again. Okay, I found a place. Where are you? I'm strolling the mall he said. As he said that we pass each other in the mall...lol....both of us giggling and continuing to talk on the phone to each other. Okay let's go!! Did you bring enough bail money for both of us?

We both strolled to the store. Yes, one of the areas finest department stores. Top of the line of course when you are going to fuck!! I got on the escalator and as I was going up I realized that I had no underwear on and the entire first floor would see if they looked up. Geez...I started to laugh...this was too much. He grabbed two shirts and pants and then said to me grab a blue one. I did and pretended to be bringing him a shirt in the dressing room.....

Perfect choice....off the main path....three private room with doors to the bottom...there was no lock though....oh boy...made it even hotter though that we could soooo easily get caught. But we were both so worked up that I didn't care at this point. He could have fucked me right in the department, I wanted him badly. He stood at the door and looked at me....and I could feel myself dripping at this point. He looked so fucking hot. Usually he is fully shaved and in a suit when we meet. This time, he was wearing a t-shirt, shorts and he was unshaven. I love when he is unshaven....he looks so fucking hot!!!

We closed the door and started to kiss as if we were apart for years. It was intense, it was hot it was perfect. The chemistry between us and our kisses. We just know our lips, our tongues...there is no awkwardness...even kissing is perfect. Then I lowered my hand to do a check to see if he was REALLY into this and yes....his cock was hard as a rock. My signal to get down on my knees and undo his pants as quietly has I could.....sucking his cock, this was so damn hot......he lifted me up and turned me around...a bench was in there....perfect for me to lean on..and he lifted up my skirt.....yes, no underwear....we were ready.....

I could every feel his cock enter me and every nerve ending was tingling throughout my body. With each thrust I had to hold back a moan. Being quiet is not easy.....all you could here was his balls slapping against my ass (a sound we couldn't control). I could hardly contain myself...I wanted to moan, to scream.....I had to hold onto his legs to squeeze something as the orgasm started to rise inside of me...knowing this, he decided to play with me.....hey we were in a fitting room, we needed to discuss the shirt (or something like that)..lol

'Do you think this fits?" he says...
'oh, it fits perfect, like a glove'......I say, hardly able to talk (and I could hear his smile)
"do you think it will shrink?" he says
'Oh yes, it is BIG now but it will definitely shrink, no doubt it will shrink."....and we both started to laugh hard.
'must be cotton" he says and then he thrusts even harder into me....so that I couldn't control my desire to scream so I shoved the shirt into my mouth.

Now he was thrusting me so damn hard....we didn't care about the sounds it was making...we both hit our climax at the same time and he held me so tight....I turned around and we kissed...he held me...this was wild!

We unbuttoned the shirts so they look like he tried them on and we both began to leave. I walked out and then went back and gave him one last kiss...he was smokin today!! And then we both left. And went our separate ways. I wanted to see him come down the escalator so I waited in the jewelry department to watch him come down. He looked over and smiled at me..I smiled back.....and then I decided.

This was so hot, I needed to remember this forever.....since I couldn't bottle this feeling I needed a souvenir for the day...you know you go to Disney and you buy a souvenir to remember the great vacation....well I didn't buy a snow globe but I found this heart charm bracelet made my Betsey Johnson....with a charm that says BJ!!!!!!! lol OMG!! This was it...this was the perfect bracelet to remind me of this day. I would wear it and when I am having a crappy day..I would just look at this bracelet and it would make me smile.

So I went home and I have never felt like this...Cloud 9 was an understatement....I was the happiest I had ever been. I avoided the hubby because I wanted the mood to stay but did you ever hear of overly happy?! I was yesterday....a feeling I never felt before. Today, I am on Cloud 9....a great place to be.....

So if you can find a fitting room and fulfill that fantasy.....I highly recommend it. Just do be careful. Gotta get the list out....check off fucking in a fitting room----FANTASY COMPLETED!!

Sex In the Fitting Room

OMG! We did it........I mean it was the most amazing experience. I cannot believe we went into an upscale department store and fucked today. It was as if I dreamed the whole thing. It was so fucking hot.

I am going into the bath. Let's just say that I have been trying to not show my happiness but I am glowing. Hubby keeps asking what I did today....I do not have a poker face today. I can see the shimmer in my eye, the color in my face, the smile I can't get rid of. I'll have to write the details later. WOW...I mean...WOW. I can honestly say that today was the hottest, most exhilarating thing I've ever done.....if anyone asks what is the wildest thing you've done..this is definitely up there!!

Sex In A Try On Room

One of my fantasies have been to fuck a lover in a store try on Room. It's dangerous, it's hot and we all know who I would love to fuck....Mystery Man!

Well our emails this morning were getting hotter and hotter....finally he said..meet me at the mall. I will call you where to meet me....we can fuck in the changing room. But no talking after..we just go our own ways. WOW!! I began to drip. Honestly I am nervous. I mean if we get caught....we're dead. But the fantasy and desire is getting the best of me. The other side of me is taking over......

So we are meeting later this afternoon and he is going to try on some clothes and I am going to walk in to his dressing room............and I am wearing a skirt, with no underwear...as requested. He's so funny....I had gone into Victoria Secret to pick up stockings two meetings with him back. While I was there, I spritzed the newest fragrance on me....his rules are NO PERFUME..I was thinking. So when I got to the hotel and we were laying in bed...he said you sprayed. I said no I didn't (forgetting the perfume) and he kept pointing to where I sprayed (and I remembered). So he writes........I'll call you where I am in the mall.....DON'T SPRAY THE NEW FUCK ME FRAGRANCE AS YOU COME IN!!! Damn he makes me laugh....

So I am off now...might as well do some real shopping first in the mall.....and then meet him...although I am a little self conscious that I have no underwear on...oh well...let's hope my skirt doesn't decide to lift up for some reason before he lifts it and fucks me from behind!!

This man.......he is priceless!!!!!! Oh, please bail me out if you hear we were busted!!

A Sexual Rollercoaster

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The Divorce Attorney Returns

If you remember waaaaaaayyyy back, there was this Divorce Attorney that I met on Ashley Madison. We met a few times but the timing never seemed right. He appeared when Mr. Government was around. We met a couple of times for lunch. We even had one hot encounter and met at the bookstore. Pretending we didn't know each other at the magazine section. Sitting down pretending to read a magazine together as his hands wandered my back, my breasts....yes, there was a guy watching. This turned Divorce Attorney on more than anything. His fetish (one of many), he likes to have something that other men want. So when I got up to get another magazine and two guys looked at me....he got this huge hard on. We went out to the car and I gave him a blow job. I vaguely remember his cock being huge....well he still remembers that day and can give you play by play. I think about it all the time! lol

Well here it is years later and he is still trying to get me in bed. I don't know, he is really good looking, he would be a lot of fun in bed BUT it never seems the right time. And now, is certainly not the time to add a third lover. He called again last night. I NEED YOU! I can't concentrate, this has been going on for two years now and I am tired of fantasizing and maturbating to what it would be like to be with you. I want you!

I was flattered. I was even turned on that I do that to a guy. But once again, I had to tell him that the timing was off. He is willing to help me get a divorce (can't represent me due to conflict of interest..lol). But I need to meet him. No, I am not willing to barter here. A consultation, a discount on a divorce in exchange for a blow job or sex. He even said he would come and watch me with my lover. Sit in a chair and watch. Intriguing but I don't see all the Type A personalities melding. So do you think he would freak if he knew that Mr. Porsche and I go to a hotel that is three blocks from his office? Or that we had dinner on his block last time?

Good thing I am seeing Mr Porsche tomorrow.......my body is yearning for his cock!

Insecurity....sucks

Today I decided to call Mystery Man. We don't usually speak on the phone. I just wanted to tell him I was covered in sweat and it reminded me of him. Usually his phone is shut off. today, it was ringing. I froze....you see he either left it on by accident last week when we met OR he's on the prowl again. It took all the energy in the world not to drive by our motel to see if he was there. Yes, insecurity sucks. I know I have no reason to talk...I mean I am with Mr. Porsche too. But I can't stand thinking that I would lose him or that I wouldn't be #1 in his affair world.

I knew he was slipping. I felt it after our intense connection. I even needed a little separation this time. Okay, I checked Ashley Madison. Yes, the old playground for secret lover affairs. The familiar playground to meet another lover. Is he back on Ashley? And there I go and CRAP...he was there 5 days ago.....he went on the day after we met. Yes, it was too much for him. Yes, he decided to look again. So his phone..the batphone is his affair phone. With it on, maybe he is looking again....

I just hate competition. I want to be the one he adores and lusts for. The one he thinks about in the morning and when he goes to sleep. The one that makes his cock rise. the one he desires to thrust deep inside. Yes, I am nervous but then I think about it. I need to be confident...we fuck well together.

Today, I did work and then took some time to do stuff for me. Worked at the gym actually...I figured out that when I am doing my leg exercises on the machines, I can talk on the phone. Two clients called me and I answered their questions eith no problem and took care of a couple of work issues. Hmmm...now that was great multi-tasking...talking about feeling like I was getting a lot done.

Mr. Porsche has been traveling around the country and basically just too busy for me. we haven't had a good conversation in 10 days. But I feel secure with him, he has no time for anyone else. And he specifically told me to keep Thursday open....yes, a rendezvous meeting for us. I finally got them on alternate weeks....or is it just that MM will be gone forever?

A Succubus? Wow that is deep....

I think he meant it in a good way but with this definition....if that is how he feels, ummm, he will be gone. His fear of getting closer is too much for him. And if he feels I am a succubus well I am sure he threw some water on us. I guess time will tell....I usually hear something from him. But I knew I wouldn't after our last meeting. It was scarily intense....our emotions got the best of us.

anyway, here is the Succubus definitions.....Do you know of other succubi? lol

The appearance of succubi varies, but in general they are depicted as alluring women with great beauty,[4][7] often with demonic batlike wings, and large breasts; they also have other demonic features, such as horns and cloven feet.

Occasionally they appear as an attractive woman in dreams that the victim cannot seem to get off his mind. They lure males and in some cases, the male has seemed to fall "in love" with her. Even out of the dream she will not leave his mind. She will remain there slowly draining energy from him until death by exhaustion.[7] Other sources say the demon will steal the male's soul through the act of intercourse.[7]

A Different Day in Paradise

The day started off rocky.....time got away from me. The sex shop where I planned on buying a one piece crotchless outfit was not open yet...CRAP...off the Fredericks of Hollywood. Now I was rushed, grabbed a fishnet one piece crotchless (all they had) and it was a size too small.....running to buy our favorite water...crap, the store is out of the flavor we like....he calls me....Are you picking up lunch? Nah he says. You have to...I start to complain. Are you that hungry? (he's laughing at me) You can suck on my cock!! Little does he know its because of my Scooby Dooby Plates I wanted us to have lunch on.

I wanted to try to put this one piece outfit on in the car. In the gas station, I pulled off my panties and began moving this fishnet up my legs.......up my thighs and positioning the crotchless in the perfect place (good thing I wore a skirt today!) I couldn't get it up the rest of the way so half dressed (running in high heels) I e get to the door. Frantically I kiss him and run into the bathroom...ohh, he says I don't want any shit get out here I want you. Putting my outfit on.....putting together the Scooby Dooby Doo mask...I appear coming out of the bathroom.

You know, you are sick! He is laughing....well he was horny and not in the mood for the Screwby Do Me Dooooo mask. When I tried to suck his cock with it on....he was dying laughing. Now he threw me over the bed and spanked me.....threw the mask and off we were. Yes, he fingered me bent over the bed until I came!!

We fucked and we fucked in our usual 20 different positions. And I came and I came!! Crap, this guy knows how to make my body quiver. My legs over my head, from behind, on my side and yes.....me on top! Woo Hoo!! Got that on top going there. Not great at it but practice makes perfect. He has a smirk when I am up there riding and then I also did a reverse on top today....In the middle of us having sex I screamed out...Thank You Ashley!! (from the Ashley Madison Agency Commercial)...he laughed and pounded me even harder!!

But now here is where it changed. We usually laugh and giggle and hold each other and just talk and giggle more. Today, he held me differently. He carressed my hair and rubbed the side of my face. He massaged my back and did something (by blowing on my neck and then kissing it) that sent literally chills down my spin. We were movin in slow motion with our hands entwined..

He laid on his back and I was in his arms...I started to gently rub his face and give him little kisses from his lips to his earlobe...and back again. I didn't realize it, I was doing this for 15 minutes while carressing the side of his face...this was the most relaxed that I have ever seen him. I whispered in his ear...Thank You....he kissed me gently and said you are welcome. And then he held me and our bodies entwined.

MM fell asleep wrapped around me and I dosed on and off. Now there was no place in the world I would rather be.....this is my paradise! We woke up (he had a meeting and had to leave in 15 minutes)....but he rolled over and massaged my back....giving him this big hard on and we gently made love. What do I call it? A lack of a good word. You can't make love to someone you don't know or can you? It was slow, it was gently and it was wonderful with tons of kisses and carressing......it was a different orgasm this time.

We quickly ate the wraps I bought and then as he was finishing up, I went down for some dessert (his cock).....well you would think that cock wouldn't get up after such a long day....not true....he was up again. We didn't have the time, his alarm was going off....however, he was now just as horny as I was....and he threw me in 69 with my head hanging off the bed 'I deserve my dessert too!' and we devoured each other orally...until we both came again.

Good by today was quick.....but he hugged me and kissed me and held me (usually he doesn't after a shower). So today we hit a new level again. It was gentle, it was hot, it would have been making love if we knew each other.

I walked out of there today and got into my car. Once again my head in the clouds. For the first time, I am glad that I do not know anything about Mystery Man. You see, if I did, I could fall in love with him. Is that why he has kept us so apart like that? Yes, I would love to be in his arms and have sex with him like this two or three times a week.
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He called me a succubus. I had no idea what that was. As I am writing this I remembered that and looked it up. It's a demon that takes the form of a woman and has sexually intercourse with men in their sleep. Hmmmm....interesting....I've called him the devil, tempting me..totally irristable!! Gotta research this succubus thing.

Well I came home and passed out. I have to admit..the best sleep I get is after sex with my men. Why? It is when my mind is most at peace. Work is miles away, problems are tucked away...and I am just content and happy! Aaaaaa!!! Another perfect day in paradise!

A fine line between pleasure and pain

With work so insane, my blog had to take a back seat for a couple of days. I had forgotten I didn't post about my day with Mr. Porsche. I gave the preview but not the sex....

so he came in, we fucked and fucked and I had orgasm after orgasm and he came on my face and that's it! hehehehe

Actually, it was a little more detail....I will give you the highlights.

Mr. Porsche is into pushing it to the limit. Just boarding S&M but not going there. Being authorative and directive in the bedroom. Push back on it......go deeper. Its more like direction. I actually like it....and then he will say dirty things in my ear like "you love the butt plug don't you? you want me to put it deeper?" So I wouldn't say its S&M...its more authoratative raw sex (is that a category in the sex guide? well it should be!)

He loves to watch me masturbate and he wanted me to try the throat swab...you know...have his cock touch my tonsils. Well he is so thick he shuts off my airway and when he holds me head....I have to wiggle his cock out for some breath. Yes, breathing is important. It was hot...going all the way down. Remember, his girth is an issue though so I have a hard time taking it all in. Ironically he said...you kmow you can cheat later when I am only 1/2 hard....(hmmm....great minds think a like)

He loves it rough yet he is gentle and trusting. A strange combination. Fits in with the fantasy being taken by force....one I have had...so he directs me to the end of the bed and gels up the butt plug....and gently pushes it in a little...push back on it and so I do...i never knew I would love anal so much. But I do....now he's pushing it deeper and deeper and then he starts to fuck me. "How does it feel to be full in all holes" it feels wild......then he substitutes the vibrator in my ass and back to the butt plug...but as it went in....further and further....there was this moment of pain yet ecstacy.....wow....it was hot...but then as he was fucking me it turned to pain...it had to come out...I was panicking a little. He did take it out of course.

And then it was time to make him cum...I sucked and sucked and played and played....yet, it wasn't working. Sometimes I feel like I am a failure with him. Why can't I get him to stay rock hard and cum? Together we got him to cum and he came all over my face....it was hot!!

We lied there, we cuddled and then went to dinner to discuss work. Which we butt heads and had a fight. But we straightened it out because a work fight is different than a lovers fight. It's business....I insisted we went to a restaurant to do work because I needed to separate our relationships.

Mr. Porsche brings to the table so much for me. Sexually, a new experience. And then like yesterday, he helped me with my issues with my son which are skyrocketng out of control. He sat on the phone with me for an hour and gave me the best advice, better than the psychologist. I mean he is there for me emotionally. I am really a very lucky lady.

Okay...talking about lucky....today I am meeting Mystery Man. I woke up so excited. I went to sleep horny as hell.....he loves to email me and torture me the night before so I can't wait to fuck him. I go into the room like an animal...

Okay I have to tell you this funny story. There was this new vibrator...which I will post at another time. He asked me if I knew the store..so I said to him no, but if you are going to order something...use my affiliate number. He was dying...does everything in your life have an affiliate code?

He still can't figure out what I do (I am dying to know what he thinks)...

Then he writes.....do your stretches---you are going to be a gumby tomorrow. I send back does that mean you are pokey? And within seconds, I had a pokey fucking gumby. I can't believe that you have a sexually gumby available in a second.
hehehhe..come on, I just do a search and voila!!

So I gotta get showered and ready. His request today is crotchless pantyhose and ice. Little does he know that I am showing up as Screwby Do Me Doooo Today....I went to the party store and bought Scooby masks, plates and napkins and table cloth! A Screwby Snack we will have......enjoy your morning...oh I know I will!!!!

Another I Love Lucy Moment at the hotel!!

I met with Mr. Porsche and we had a great time! He was running very late and after a crazy week,I was exhausted. Decided to check into the motel first...well I hate paying for the room. It makes me feel like the ultimate in cheap whore going up there and signing the card and asking for short stay. I mean you might as well say to the guy "I am married, meeting a guy here and want to fuck his brains out for a few hours room'.

But since he was running late, I was dying to shower and lay down. So, I was planning to indiscreetly get the key and the room. I've seen him do it 900 times (ok not 900 but enough times). So I walk up to the counter. There is NEVER anyone there. Today, there is a line with a camera just staring me in the face. As I stand there and this old couple is checking in, I am dying. They are struggling to correctly fill out all their form, getting their tourist information and parking info....yeah, i keep looking at this camera.

And then something comes to mind. I saw this show on Court TV (Now called Reality TV)where the stars are told by their agents if they are going to get arrrested to be sure that they don't look lke Nick Nolte did in that mug shot. So I decide to smile at the camera so at least they would get a good shot at me for blackmailing purposes.

remember, Mr. Porsche this whole event takes an approximate minute to do. So I finally get up to the front and the usual man is there. Hi, how are you? Okay he definitely recognizes me. I smile....he's running late, I'm going to get the room today (why did I feel compelled to explain that one? Nervous energy maybe?). So, I give him the money and for me...he has no change. And then he has to ask three other people that work there. Everyone gathered at the front desk digging through their pockets. I want to shrink away...finally...I fill out the card and give a fake name Cindy Smith....with a fake address (why do I feel like I am cheating the government or something). And then he starts to examine the card....like as if he is going to call me on it. Oh man...way too much here.

So, I get the key and take a deep breath. The anticipation of Mr. Porsche and me together, a quick shower, relaxing....all is perfect! I walk down to the room.....and there is a damn Do Not Disturb on the door. Is this for real? I feel like that time the man screamed over the loud speaker "I need the condom key". Now that I think about it, it's the same town! lol

I walk back to the desk...but I had a flash in my head. Was this a setup? I mean Mr. Porsche is always talking about a threesome. How he wants me to experience it. I realize it was my idea to get the room..so I go back to the front desk. And wait for the guy (this time I stick my tongue out at the camera). He ends up announcing the room over the intercom to someone and then he goes to check it out with me.

No one is there. Aahhh!! Finally. I close the door. Jump into the shower and crawl naked into bed. I call Mr. Porsche, stuck in traffic. I threaten to start without him. Mmmmmm...he says.....start doing those circles on your clit. And so I did...I masturbated to his voice, waiting for his arrival. He gave me directions and I followed it to the T! And with two fingers thrusting inside of me.....dripping wet and me doing circle on my clit (imagining someone walking in on me and his deep raspy voice). I had a wave of an orgasm.....very nice!!

Going to sleep..thanks for the O! See ya when you get here!! Little did I know what I was in store for!!!

to be continued later...sorry, gotta go work.

Mwah!!!!!!

Sex and The City - I'm turning into Samantha!

I went to the movies with my girlfriends on Friday to see Sex and The City. Oh come on, we've all loved Mr. Big and hoped Carrie lived happily ever after with him. As I am watching the movie, it clicks me my head.....I am most like Samantha (and look most like her as well). I mean...I have become soooo much more like this character than I could ever have imagined years ago when I watched the show. She is sexual..she just loves sex. Finding it hard to be with one man. That is so me these days. Sitting there, I realized, we are all changing amongst my friends. Growing in our own ways. But, while I was mortified that I am more like her....I was also proud. Proud because I have found my sexuality. Yes, I am happy to be more open with my desires, wants and needs. And glad that I am finally loving sex!

Yes, I sat there with my friends and realized that two of them have gone totally asexual. Kind of almost heading to the retirement in Florida and shuffle board. While two of us are heading in the more, I guess sexual, ME stage. I am sooo happy to be heading that way. One friend....she used to be my best friend....was so OLD! In her thoughts, in her ways...she wasn't like that. I was seeing her mother..it is truly scary...

I couldn't help but giggle...I was late to the opening...the security blonde saw me coming in and as I walked toward him, he said you must be Cheri. I was shocked. He had my ticket. they said I should look with a woman with a great smile, blonde hair and pretty. Awwwwww.....

Yes, I was relaxed...just coming from a rendezvous with Mr.Porsche and we even had dinner. (I will give you updates on that one). Let's just say, I am learning there is a fine line between pleasure and pain! More to follow tomorrow....got an email from Mr. Porsche just now!!! Sweet Wet Dreams!!!