Mr. Married Prince Charming

This is just a funny story. I don't know if anyone else will find it as amusing as I do but here goes.

Mystery Man and I were in a passionate moment. Okay, my legs were straight up in the air bent over my head and he was fucking me from behind. I glanced over to the mirror (one of quite a few in the room. Yeah, you can get any angle you want the way they are positioned). sometimes I like to see him pumping me--its hot to watch...well I looked over and he was in a squatting position...and he looked like a frog!!! LOL I mean he was pumping me in a squatting position.

Now, he had a great angle.....I was just about to reach orgasm (how he finds my spot all the time is quite amazing to me)...anyway, I all of a sudden thought about my blog and the frogs and I bursted out laughing...opening my legs to a scissor position, I looked in his eyes and said...you look like a frog. Keep in mind he has no idea about my blog and the frogs....so while it was funny, I was really in this joke a little more than he knew.....I seriously looked at him and with a sweet and caring smile I said " are you my Mr. married Prince Charming?" I asked him as he was so deep inside of me..... He looks down at me, with this serious look on his face. Stared me straight into the eyes and said "Ribit" LMAO...

Well, this was too much for me to handle...I began to laugh so hard....and instead of stopping (as I figured he would,mostmen would certainly loss their hard on) but not him...he kissed me and continued to pump me even harder..deeper he went. Now I found out that there is a fine line between laughter and orgasm because my body took off.....into paradise. A mind blowing orgasm followed.

I did find something interesting this time. There were times I couldn't look at him while he was sweetly kissing me. I began to feel something that I know is not good. Lookin deep into his eyes, I felt a surge from within, a connection that I know he felt too. I had to look away....you see, I know that feeling is dangerous. Its a killer connection--one that kills affairs instantly...yes, its an emotional connection. He seemed okay with it, I was afraid. IT killed Mr. Government and I and it made him run once before....I didn't want to chance it.

Ironically DigEm and I have been getting closer than ever. He has been so damn sweet. Now here is a man that I could really fall for. We have a connection but I don't think he feels sexually about me as he does mentally. We are two peas in a pod but he hesitates sexually. Honestly, the distance puts so much pressure on a meeting. Another guy we can meet for coffee, go to lunch, fool around. The fact that we see each other so infrequently adds to the pressure for the day to be a huge success.

Oh I met the aggressive guy for lunch. He was a few miles away and I had some time. He has a new approach, he is going to court me. So he is being really nice. I like this less cocky less aggressive guy. He is really nice and a good kisser. Kind of felt like I was 15 again, sucking face in a Porshe. But it was fun. He told me that he wouldn't let me touch his cock...he was going slow with me. Reverse psychology..gotta give him credit..it does work.

Okay off to bed....sweet wet dreams!!

Get A Grip On Your Husband....Literally!

A Friend Of Mine bought me this today! I figured I would share it with you!! How funny!!! The perfect stress releivr for smart women with dumb husbands!!

I know I have been horrible with updates....working like crazy....I do have a few stories to share....the days keep flying by....one into another.....sigh

I miss my blog!!

I Missed You terribly!

Wow, what a rough day....watching my world crumble around me...I haven't felt this sad in months. A business deal I was working on is falling apart due to a freelancers very sick wife. Talk about being torn...I have a project that is the biggest of my life and he has all the layouts for it. I feel horrible that I am thinking about my work when he is in such a life threatening situation..

Then there is DigEm. I have this huge hole in my heart. Like a piece of me has been taken away. I hate this feeling, it sucks. I have been walking around missing him all day. IT's an emotional miss not a sexual miss.

But what am I suppose to do? I won't allow myself to feel like I am less. I won't feel like I am only good enough if something else doesn't come along.

UPDATE:

Have a nice weekend. You too!

That was our conversation yesterday...then this morning, we emailed back and forth. Admitting to each other that we both felt lonely without each other. We make each other laugh during the day, we give each other positive reinforcement and it was missing these past two days. Both of us agreed, we really missed each other. Stupid as it sounds, we have a connection. Nothing has gotten resolved, he still feels he needs to concentrate on someone local. I understand that, but not at the expense of our friendship. I need to feel special.

I don't know if we are going to go anywhere. But just getting his emails tonight, made me smile. But I need to see him. I realized something...if I could find someone who made me feel like he does locally.....the possibities would be endless!

Okay off to bed...eyes closing.

DigEm and I are done?

Sadly, I think that Digem and I have come to an end. I think we will try to be friends but I don't know what is going to happen. I was going to go to him on Friday. I was looking forward to it but I wasn't feeling the same desire on his part. I haven't heard from him in a couple of days (which is unusual) but with my work I really didn't give it much of a thought.

Tonight he dropped me a line. It was lacking our usual connection. Hmm....so what's going on? I was cool and he could feel it. How's things with Mystery Man? Okay what the fuck....this is a guy who wanted me to be with Mystery Man to take the pressure off of him. This is someone who encouraged me to find happiness locally. So I have and now he has a tone about it.

You know me...I confront head on and now the truth comes out. He had found some women on Ashley Madison but none has worked out. He is jealous that i have something locally and he wants it there too. His week is too packed for so many women and he needs to concentrate on finding someone locally.

WOW....he swears he still wants me and cares about me. That I am priority but he needs to find a local lay I guess. Interesting!!

What I wanted to say (okay I did say)...you damn fool. I can't give you a lay every week but I know what you need and I can fulfill it....you have what you are looking for, a little further than you would like but idiot!!!! Open your eyes.....we are soooo good together. We just have to work better at getting together...

We do have a special connection. It a connection of the souls. we do understand each other and quite frankly, I can talk to him and say anything as he can with me. Not very often you can talk to someone and bear your soul like I do to him and he does to me. we are lovers, we are friends, we are buddies, we are two peas in a pod. Or were...

I guess this all came about because I am tired. Tired of games in my life. He is jealous of Mystery Man and quite frankly, I would be right now as well. Today we tried to meet at the mall but our schedules wouldn't match up....we were going to fuck in a dressing room....mmmmm.....how exciting.

I wrote him what a horrible day I was having....I needed some hugs and something to play with. He recommended we try to meet at the mall for some erotic play....our schedules didn't match up. RRRRR.....we are meeting tomorrow actually, He was like..two days in a row!? Yes, I need you...what's a matter, can't handle it? I hope I can...damn girl you are horny...but I am not complaining....

So tomorrow, I am wearing the black skirt I had on today. No underwear and fuck me boots....so we will waste no time and he will just lift of my skirt...mmmmmm..I am enjoying him more than words know....we are starting to get closer, talk more, open up, share ourselves...its nice. I like it.

Now I am sad about Digem but I deserve to be a priority and I can't settle. Honestly, it is soooo his loss. oh well, there's another email from him. 6th tonight, he knows I am sad

He's Deranged

Work is getting tougher and tougher and I am just exhausted and having a hard time keeping my head above water. Then of course, the husband...the man is off the wall. Mentally we are on two different planets. My son's sports was more important than a meeting with one of my client's this evening. Night time is not for meetings...he's a loser. He certainly isn't complaining when I brought the check home.

I remember when I was younger the strict rules parents put down...rules that they felt would prevent pregnancy. Hmmm....everyone I knew just did it in their cars or the woods. If someone is going to do it, they are going to do it.

So, I can't take much longer of this...my head is going to burst!!

A 4AM Thought......Needing To Feel Appreciated In this Marriage

Up at 3AM today because one of my kids decided that sleep was overrated....let's just run around the house for hours before school. I jumped up and anxiety took over....a stressful two months it has been. The financial walls are closing in on me.

Last night, I picked up a check from a client. Sadly this should have been my money but with the husband out of work, I am going to pay for the health insurance. I only put in 10 hours a week for this client so the money was wasn't going to be that great BUT it was 75% of the money we needed. I worked last night until 10...and then told my husband I got the check. His response "I thought it was going to be more"....

Ever felt like a whore being pimped out? That was the feeling I got. He is a pimp and I am the fucking working slave. I am hustling jobs, maneuvering things, juggling to hustle money in AND....that's what he says.

So this morning at 4AM, as I was folding the laundry and washing dishes..I could feel the tears filling my eyes. I am an educated woman, I have more clients then I can work for, I have been turning away work...I can't do more than 70 hours a week...I mean really...this is out of control..and then I work Friday and Saturday nights too.....

So my thoughts were...I feel like Cinderella. I have been working so hard, the house, work, family...that I would love to find a guy who made an okay living and treated me like an equal. One that we were a 50/50 partnership with everything. And you know what? I would sooooo appreciate him. I would want to make him happy and feel so special...because he made me feel so good. I don't know if I would ever marry again...maybe live with someone. But I swear, if I could find that man, I would make him feel like the luckest man in the world. The most appreciated man in the world.

Okay, back to work...that was my 10 minute of dreaming.....Have a great day!! And you know what, do something nice for your lover/spouse today. Maybe it will make things better...you never know till you try!

Mystery Man Meeting....YUM!!

Quite the turn of events at my Meeting with Mystery Man. I showed up in the black corset, red stockings, black fuck me boots, garter and the dog collar. I work a back jacket and it was opened with just the corset....

He opened the door and all he could say was "holy shit, you look fucking hot"....I went into my little role playing on how I am a market research tester...that I am there to give me and his girlfriend the stuff to use and report back....Oh my, you are here alone...I am going to get fired if I don't give the results. He offers to allow me to step in....my girlfriend is always late...

I looked at his pants....he was already glad that I was there...nice real nice. I brought handcuffs, blind folds and thanks to a dear friend (Hale) I remembered that I had a wedge which I also brought with me.

To my surprise, he allowed me to put the handcuffs on him and blind fold him...I totally took advantage....and worked my down his body from his lips to his cock...and to reward him for allowing me to put on the handcuffs, I sucked his cock like never before. He was moaning and groaning and telling me how amazing I make him feel.....I felt great. We were there for almost an hour!! And then it was my turn....he returned the favor and made me cum....he has found a spot inside of me, that no one has ever found. I have a tipped uterus and he has found my G-spot. So nice to have a lover that knows exactly how to make me cum. Oh he teased me, he can feel the walls tightening and he cuts me off just as I am about to climax....then we did some 69...wow, it was true paradise...he makes me so happy. I was surprised that he didnt use the blind fold on me or the handcuffs...I guess I was a little disappointed.

the wedge....wow, oh wow.....I strongly recommend that for deep penetration and a lot of fun. We certainly had a lot of fun on it....

Now here was the only downer. For some reason, I have a hard time on top. I dont know what it is, maybe my tipped uterus. I am not sure but it sucks. I try to go up and down, up and down and he will fall out, I will get a cramp in my leg. Sigh...I admit it, I lack enthusiasm with being on top...and I want to so bad...so I am practicing at home for our next meeting....leg bends, maybe he needs to be on some pillows ...Anybody have any suggestions??

It was really a fabulous afternoon of sucking, fucking and licking...I was so happy and he was satisfied too....we started to talk as we laid there. Its not often that we get in real deep conversation but today we did. Somehow we got to the subject of divorce...Would you still see me if I was divorced? And to my surprise, he said NO. Hmmmm....my heart sunk. No? You would have different expectations...

"No I wouldn't..I said. I wouldn't think we would change at all. I wouldn't expect anything from you...I would be doing it for me."

"I guess I see your point". he said. "I just won't tell you that's all". We both started to laugh.

So all day today I was thinking about his remark. That's kind of not fair. I am not leaving because I want more from him. I am leaving for me. So is this a twofer...gotta stay with my husband to keep my sexual happiness? I made a mistake, I wrote him about it but it was bothering me. I'm sure he wasn't happy i brought it up again. I am also sure he expected it. While he doesn't know me, he knows me!!

So yesterday was again amazing...oh, I forgot,.,,cool whip. Yes, we covered each other in cool whip and even used Altoids. Actually what he likes the best is the Cold Starburcks Vanilla Iced coffee.....I fill my mouth and I also spill it on his cock...it drives him crazy......

While I was out last night, the cocky guy called me from the beginning of the week. the One who was into S&M.. I decided something..... Oh I said... "I decided that I have to court you a little.....I want to take you out to lunch again. Would you join me next week?" That was sweet. I see what he is doing. He is trying to get me to like him and trust him. "Do oyou expect me to give up Mystery Man and DigEm?" He answered..NO...if I expected that then I know I am not going to ever have you.

Okay we will see about lunch....

Entering A New World Of Erotica

Crazy with work...I've been in survival mode.

Mystery Man and I are doing great. We're getting closer these days and I really like it. IT used to be when I asked him a personal question....the subject would change. Today we hit a new level...I asked him about his home life. I told him that I have not slept with the hubby...too much anger on my part. He came back and told me there is hostility on both sides in his house. Wow, he opened up. He's been opening up so much more, I am so happy. I'm getting to know him so much better.

Now sexually, we are starting to explore new avenues. It's time...its time to trust and explore some light bondage. Problem is, he is totally the dominator....yet, I want to try that too. What a rush tonight was. After work, I went to the toy store. Pretty scary, they know me there already...a regular...geez.

So instead of the vibrator section...I walked toward the S&M section. Wow, this was intense. I was getting wet just from the thought that we were going to try something in this area. It was like foreplay with mental masturbation....I was getting wet just looking at all the options (and anticipating what would be our next step). Oh yes, this is going to be fun.

Mystery Man is into lingerie. He loves to chose a color, something specific for me to wear. Its the control thing with him and I really enjoy it. Based upon our discussions to try some S&M, we decided to hold off on the role play Halloween costumes....today's attire will be much different.

Black (of course)... Black garter belt, black garter, red fishnet stockings, high stiletto heels and a collar. Mmmmmm.....now we are moving to another area. I chose a one piece corset with a zipper and a garter attachment....my breasts will lie in these cups and overflow over the top...perfect... Now, the red stockings..I didn't listen exactly..he wanted the really big holes..I got medium... black garter belt...and then the hardest thing for me to get... a collar. Which means...giving up total control. Oh you know I got some really cute one with rhinestones...it goes so great with my outfit (symbolization more than any type of use...but it looks great)... and then I went a little further....

A starter bondage set. Handcuffs and a blindfold. Hmmm... a feather on a long stick and a tickle whip...okay...very light but its more for effect than any hurting. In addition, the Wedge. Oh, it allows perfect Gspot penetration....it allows deep penetration....

Tomorrow I will arrive at the room....knockk on the door and pretend to be a research collector stopping at this affair hotel to get men and women's opinion on this new wedge and toys. To my surprise,the man opens the door and he is alone...oh my, it takes two to test the products. I am not suppose to try them but I need to get my job done....I guess I will have to do take part in the research test with this man....

I can't wait for him to see me when he opens the door.....dressed in my corset with a blouse over it but he will be able to see the corset and the collar.....he usually has a hard on as soon as I open the door, I can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring..mmmmmmmmm....Sweet Dreams

Do we speak the same language?

Mystery Man and I go back and forth by email...kind of our foreplay in a way. He writes stories, I send him pictures and erotica.....we keep each other amused. We go off on tangents...this all started from a single note where he called me Senora..funny how easily we can be entertained with freetranslation.com Obviously, I do not recommend that you use it for any serious translations!!



Mmmmm.....Can you figure out what this says??? let's see how smart you are.

Quiero pegarme mi roca con fuerza amartillan así profundamente dentro de usted que su echar agua de ojos. No puedo esperar a tener aquellas almohadas de amor hinchadas que chupan en mi instrumento que hace la subida de crema a la cumbre. La flexión de usted y aporreando mis pelotas contra sus mejillas redondas mientras usted empuja y muele sus caderas contra el mío hasta su grito en una onda de orgasmo. ¿Interesado?

I wrote back the translation I got:
I want to hit my rock with force they hammer thus deeply inside you that their to throw water of eyes. I cannot wait for to have those pillows of love swollen that suck in my instrument that does the ascent of cream to the summit. The inflection of you and pommeling my balls against its round cheeks while you push and grinds its hips against mine to its shout in a wave of orgasm. It interested?

LOL...how funny is that interpretation!! LOL I cheated I used freetranslation.com
Okay here is one for you....

Je me suis très intéressé dans cette proposition. Je veux que lentement me vous soyez entré et m'est étalé. Comme votre tête m'entre, je veux sentir que votre dureté va si profondément. La sensation vous me pénétrez, plus profond et plus profond. La pensée de vos lèvres partout me, ces yeux regardent m'est le ciel absolu. Le micro, vous faites mon corps réagir comme personne jamais n'a. Etes-vous intéressé dans la réunion me la semaine prochaine ?

LMAO!! That is soooo funny. Not my exact words for sure but I think I like the translation even better. I especially like the cream to the summit line. I think you should speak this way to me from now on when you are with me.


Here is your message translated on that site:

I very was interested in this suggestion. I want that slowly me you entered and spread me. As your head me between, I want to feel that your hardness goes so deeply. The sensation you penetrate me, deeper and deeper. The think about your lips everywhere me, these eyes look at is me the absolute sky. The microphone, you done my body to react as person never has. You Etes-vous interested in the meeting me next week?

Soooo my liittle slut-bunny, you want to fornicate with my hardness going deeply. My lips going everywhere as I penetrate your deepness and your body reacts as person never has. Mmmmm I don't know if I am speaking the same language as you....care to elaborate

And I wasn't being mean earlier I was not on email.......as I was busy FSLOMing

New Cocky Man and my Best Frogs

Just when I am getting annoyed from a lack of attention from Mystery Man, there is an email from him. Today was a weird day. I had a real scare with one of my parents. Thankfully everything worked out well. Life is so short..you never know when it will be taken from you. Thankfully, they weren't taken from me now....

Okay, I forgot to post the last two posts....I saved them as drafts and just realized that they were never posted......

A friend of mine introduced me to his friend. We haven't met yet. Quite frankly, he's so damn cocky. A little too cocky for me and not the direction I have been wanting to go these days. I don't like men who are full of themselves at least BEFORE we meet. And this one, is quite filled with himself and too advanced for me. Threesomes, foursomes....anyway, the more I talk to him--the more I am turned off. He's going to teach me sooooo much.....Oh please! Two years ago, I would have agreed with this....now, if he only knew...

He sent me a vide the other night of his tongue...this is what I am going to do to you. Imagine my tongue on your clit. Amateur play...I was laughing because I have been eaten out by some pretty good experts and his dancing tongue is not what does it for me...its the sucking, nibbling and spreading that actually is more exciting to me.

So, Cocky man needed to be put in his place a little. The video looked like it was one of a series of pre-programmed seductions. So I wrote back

You should tattoo my name on your tongue or at least said my name within the video. I need personalization baby.......make me videos with my name rolling off your tongue....yummy! Is this one of how many pre-programmed videos of your usual seduction plan?

He claims it was just for me....that the scruffy look (as he had told me he had from the night before).....was on the video. Next day, he sent me one eye of himself.

I don't know, have I become immune to these playful ploys? Is it his cockiness that is annoying me? Or am I just content with what I have now? Or am I just tired of the players and their games?

The Lunch Meeting In a Helicopter?

A few weeks ago, I was cleaning out my Ashley Madison account. Even though I am very happy and content with both Mystery Man and DigEm, I like to just look and read the profiles. This guy sounded interesting and wrote a really nice note. I wrote him a note saying, hey, can I put you on my favorites list for maybe down the road?

He wrote back, we exchanged pix and he wanted to meet..I explained that I am involved right now and it would just be a friendly lunch.

He wanted to take a dinner and dance cruise or go up in a helicopter and fly to another town for lunch. While this all sounded so amazing, there is no way I could do that. I mean, we never met and truthfully, that is too far away from home.

We met at a great restaurant. Had some drinks, talked and it was really pleasant. Truth is...there was no chemistry there. He's loaded (very successful---funny how I find them now, why couldn't I have married one!) Yet, you can't force something that isn't there.

What did it for me? Reality. The man doesn't have children nor does he want children. While we would just be having an affair, the truth is, my kids are my world. I don't think he would understand the amount of time and energy I put into my children. He's the type of man who wants to be the center of a woman's attention. That is not me.....maybe when I am 50 or 60 and the kids are grown, that will be my attitude. But right now, my kids are my life. So, it would never work.

I gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek and he moved to my lips. He gently reached in and kissed my neck "you are so sexy and beautiful. Thank you for sharing the afternoon with me". I sent him an email today and I explained. I didn't hear back, I was very sweet and I hope he understood. I don't expect to hear back from him.

DigEm, DigEm......how I wish he was closer.....he makes me smile, he's like a rock for me. He gives me the strength I need sometimes when the world is falling apart. He's my pilot light......

Joking yesterday, we were talking about Columbus Day. I asked him if he wanted to explore every inch of me....he wrote back....."Mmmmmm.sexplorers! From the mountain peaks to the lushy valleys and the raging rivers....Mmmmmmmm".

How funny is he. He keeps me laughing and smiling through all my rough times.

After being embarrassed by the husband. I knew I had to take things into my own hands. I called a friend of mine who is an accountant (A childhood friend). We are still friends and he knows me and knows my husband. I never ask for help (you know how I am)...so me asking caused him to run over here. He knew that I was in trouble. He knows my husband and he wants to help me. He took all my paperwork. Bless his soul, he worked on it for hours. Today, we called the taxman...and he took care of everything for me.

And the hubby? He called because he didn't have his presentation printed for his interview (my fault). He called because something happened with his transportation pass....etc. etc. I had to run over and give him money. I have to do this with the kids....why a grown man? I get more and more disgusted everyday.

Well, I am going to call the lawyer tomorrow. Today was already an emotional day.

As for my blog, I probably will still continue to write (I would miss it terribly) but it will take a new spin I guess. The words of a woman going through a separation and divorce. The secret part will be out of it (since I can be public now). But honestly, I would stick with married men for awhile. I don't want a commitment, I just want to enjoy my sexuality with no strings attached.

Interesting Revelation

Today I decided that I really wanted to keep my journal/blog. The past two years have been truly rough. Lots of ups and downs. I never go back and read my blog, my theory is that I write it down and its like my journal. I throw all my feelings, my thoughts, my emotions into the pages.

I began this blog truly just for myself. It seemed like a great place to keep it (without writing it down in a hard journal for it to be discovered). I never ever expected anyone to find me. And here it is, almost 200,000 visits later....geez. That's a scary number.

I downloaded my blog today to one of those services for publishing. It's going to take me months to edit it so that it fits but I think it will be a learning process for myself. An opportunity to go back and read my blog, to see where I was and how far I have come.

It seemed like the right time to do this. Why? Because I am taking a new step. I am taking that big leap, I am going to call a lawyer this week for a consult. It's time I think. My life has gone in circles. I kept hoping that I could fix it, first my marriage and then all the chaos that exists in my life. But the truth, the chaos just changes to different chaos. The drama just rears its ugly head as a different form.....there is no getting out of this or making the perfect break.

A lawyer will probably tell me to hang on for a little longer until some of the major financial issues are resolved. And I may have to, but I need to get it started. I have come to the realization that divorce is the final step. Something inside of me clicked the other day, I can't do this anymore. I want to be free. Oh its going to be brutal, but I have no choice. I can barily look at him. I need to escape. I just wish I could close my eyes and I was divorced. It was this in between time that I have wanted to avoid. He's not going to leave the house, it going to get really ugly.

So, Secret Lovers Lane may take on a whole new spin. But as for now, it will remain as is. In fact, before I move onto my next chapter in my life, I will have the opportunity to see how little or how much I have grown as I edit the blog to fit in a book form.

Can you believe I have over 662 posts? Geez....so the book will never be a best seller..I am not editing that much (just to fit on the pages) and its going to cost too much to sell in large quantities. Now here is a funny thought. The frogs have no idea of my blog. Could you imagine their reaction if they found it in a bookstore!!!!! Oh my, I am laughing so hard. It won't be in bookstores...honestly, its for me. So when I am old and gray, I will have something to read and hopefully look back and laugh.

Interesting post...tomorrow. I am meeting someone new. You may say why? You are happy with Mystery Man and DigEm. I am. This guy knows my situation, yet after he saw my pix, insisted we meet as friends. More to come tomorrow...I am wiped.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Now, these had me laughing...has anyone ever used one of these or had one used on them? LOL

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm... GOOD
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!
You Dropped something , "My jaw"



One day this guy comes to work at a dildo shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop. About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?" The guy says "30 bucks"

"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady. Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white" So she takes the black one and leaves.

A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?" The man responds "30 bucks" She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"
"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.
So she takes the white one leaves.

About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?" The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks" Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?" The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250" The blonde agrees and takes it.

Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?" The man says "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo , and your thermous flask for $250!"
OUCH!

It's Time & An escape

No matter how hard I try to get ahead. No matter how much a push....it doesn't matter. a triumph with one thing, a feeling like I am getting on my feet and two other things hit. Three steps ahead, five steps back. This time, he embarrassed me with my employers....he didn't take care of the taxes and they filled a a levy. You see, before we were married, I had an IRA, he used it...swearing he was going to pay it back with money that was coming in....he never paid it back. So here I sit.....embarrassed and mortified. He also embarrassed me this week with my daughter's school. I don't know, I don't know.....I can't take it anymore. I feel defeated. I feel overwhelmed.....

It's time. It;s time to go to that lawyer. Will I be able to do it myself? I don't know. But maybe I won't have forces working against me and I will have a shot......sadly I have no shot with him in the house. So, even though he doesn't have a job...I need to start the proceedings.

I'm strong...I'm a very independent woman. Please pray for me....anything can help.

On a more positive note, Mystery Man and I decided to meet yesterday. We both had two hours.....what better way to spend than fucking. Well, we were an I Love Lucy episode. We both seemed to have the giggles. I almost knocked his teeth out...we were fucking and giggling. A couch in this room, we couldn't find a comfortable position. I did suck him for a good hour...mmmmm....I do love sucking and playing with his cock. he says I am extremely talented...who knew?!?

The TV was on.....porn was on...and the woman screamed.....as he was going inside of me...he turned around...."Oh, great...you are fucking me and watchng tv...yeah, now I am dry as a desert". WE both started laughing. Even those intense moments when we usually stare into eachh others eyes, well today it was giggles. I think we fucked ourselves out on Tuesday. Don't get me wrong, we both came....he is like the energizer bunny...his cock can keep going....I have no complaints.....

So it was fun, it wasn't our hot sex but we were giggling together and enjoying each other....guess you can't expect hot,m intense perfect sex everytime.....this was nice though...hope his teeth are okay!! LOL I had a smile on my face the rest of the day...how quickly reality when you get home could kill it all......

Paradise with Mystery Man

The shit hit the fan at home yesterday. It was bad, I told him I wanted a divorce. I didn't want to live with him anymore. I asked him to get out. He won't go. I knew this wasn't going to be easy. He really has no where to go. Today its as if I never said nothing. He knows I meant. A lot happened here. Without specifics, it was the end of the line. Today, he wanted to make me feel bad....."I had a job for a year and you ignored me for a year" So, let me get this straight. You have a job that doesn't pay the bills, you spend like crazy and I should suck your cock for that? I felt like I was talking to a child....I did my homework and I got no ice cream.....gag!! My only reaction was....."well how lucky for you that you remember its been a year. That's grounds for divorce, go file". Enough about him, I can't deal. He's not a bad person, he's a child. I need a man.

All stressed out today, I needed to escape. Luckily, I made plans with Mystery Man. Oh, you have to work really hard today to take me to paradise (I told him). And so I met him at our regular rendezvous. It was fucking amazing.....and yes, he worked hard today. I did hardly any work. Let me take the stress out of my baby......oooooooooo!! Nice!! And so he proceeded....he laid me down on the bed and went down on me....this man know how to eat a woman out. It was hot....he likes, sucks, bites, fingers, blows.......he made me cum...my body totally in enjoying every suck... "Please fuck me" oh, my baby is going to have to wait....and then he proceeded to do 69 with me.....I noticed that I can't concentrate when he's sucking on my clit....I try to suck him...I either suck really fast or I can't move...I came AGAIN....

We fucked in so many different positions....his favorite is when my legs are over my head or when my legs are open in scissors.......he turned me over and fucked me again..."You are my dirty girl, tell me how much you want me". And so I did "baby fuck me harder, oh your cock, I love that cock in me. Deeper, baby, please deeper".

He's found my Gspot.....and he takes every opportunity to drive me wild. He's the first guy to find my Gspot...and I am enjoying it immensely. IT's amazing how I never came with sex. And now, sex has taken on a whole new meaning.

We lied there and spooned......we kissed and held each other....tracing each others faces. Talking...we talk now...he knows more about me, he is so guarded. He wants to know about me, so I tell him. Hoping one day he will reciprocate. I tease him but I won't push him. He knows that I want to know....

The teasing and gentleness went into sex again.....and then he pulled me off the bed and flipped me over.....we rarily do anal...but I could feel him entering and I wanted it. Anal for me is trust...it hurts at the beginning.....it takes trust to relax and let someone in....Slow baby, slow. And he does. Nice and slow at first....and then he quickens the pace....I am moaning with pleasure, the sensation is sooooo hot. I really love anal sex. Who would know? My body would react so. I had the most intense orgasm while he was fucking me.....I could hear my panting, it was like an out of body experience.

We rested and round three. He was sweating, it was hot! Not the room (it was freezing, but more the heat from our bodies) Mmmmmm.....I landed on the bed...exhausted. I couldn't move....perfect...paradise.....he held me tight...he kissed me gently. Aaahhh!! This was so nice. A man who knows how to make my body react....very nice...

when I leave him, I have this feeling of just wanting to lie in my bed when I get home. I sleep like a baby...I am content. As I have said before. Scarily....he said two things that blew my mind. First he said something like.... its not like you are publishing this....I giggled and said nothing. Then I said...I am going to be soooo tired tonight. He chimed in.... "CONTENT" I think we both feel content. Oh boy...is he reading my blog? I hope not. that would be Baaaadddd!!

I gave him a Stuffed Frog today.....I said this is for my Mr. Married Prince Charming...He smiled and laughed. Then he threw me on the bed and ravaged me....aaahhh.....I like my paradise...I am content....mmmmm

Sweet Dreams

Sunday Nights

I hate Sunday nights. the anxiety of the anticipation of the week makes me nuts. I have a hard time sleeping and I toss and turn. Just got home from work....6 hours of sleep and the week will begin again. I worked all day again today....I miss my kids. But someone has to pay for the mortgage and it is me.

Hubby is unbelievable....I am starting to get a little nervous. Granted he can't feel good about himself but his fuse is getting shorter and shorter. First, I have been working Thursday - Sundays for a friend. I work at night till 11 or 1am. Today he said it is difficult and interferring with the family schedule. He is used to just running with one child and leaving me home with the rest. With me working, he has to watch all of them. HELLO?!?!? I just looked at him like he had six heads. Excuse me, I'm sorry I am making things a little harder on you......hmmm...let's see, you have no job and the kids want to eat? Oh I love working all day and then working till 1AM and then getting up and working at 6AM.....7 days a week...The guy is crazy I think.

Tonight, I took one of the children to work with me since he can't handle them. I asked him to get the car seat out of my car...he put his pizza on the hood (annoyed...this was a snack mind you) and it must have blown off the hood. When he came back, it was on the floor. He assumed my son did it....he picked it up and with such anger...threw it at my son with such force...luckily he moved. This is what has been going on...he's a walking time bomb....I don't even know who he is. So do I dare proceed for divorce now? Frankly, he needs anger management classes these days.

Ironically, I am feeling good these days. The bills are still sky high, I am working 18 hour days...but I am feeling great. I hate to say it but I felt a turn. I felt realized tonight that with him not having a job, this is what I would be faced with. Yes, he has unemployment but he has spent it so far. I am basically on my own here. I am petrified because I don't make enough BUT I am hustling and if I can pull off these major client deals....there should be huge opportunity for me in the future which will solve my financial problems. Hustle, hustle, Cheri is hustling...

Okay I am off to bed......I hope you all have a great week!! Gotta answer emails (you know who I am talking to here)....sorry, this week has been insane but I am thinking about you!!