"You're So Horny".....A parody written for me!

You know I am beginning to like the idea of someone else taking control in the bed...however, in everyday life, I am a control nut. So you can imagine how furious I am that something has taken control of my computer. Some security thing is ruling my life....I cannot answer emails so if you have written that is why I haven't answered. I can't get rid of it and it is infuriating me! I feel restricted, violated and it is certainly not in a good way. Not being able to answer emails, being kicked off a Literati game when I am winning....I am getting more and more angry. And why? www.securitytodate.net comes up everytime I load the damn internet. Your computer is infected, learn how to solve the problem keeps popping up.....It changes my pop up blocking when it wants to....I am flipping!!!! Does this company really think I am going to buy their software now? I want to rip their balls off...thats it!! Does anyone know what I can do? Can you help this damsel in distress.....

Anyway, back to my blog.

Hale McKay was sweet enough to write me a song AND also send a great cartoon....so tonight's post is technically not mine...So I guess Hale is my guest blogger for the evening. Thank you sweetheart, you had me laughing hysterical!!! So here goes! Unfortunately, I can't load the pix tonight because of this mean computer thing. But I will, as soon as I get this bastard out of my life...

(Your So Vain by Carly Simon is the tune)! Let's all sing together....

You walked into Secret Lovers Lane
Like you were walking into an affair.
Your fly strategically upzipped low
And I saw a big bulge was there.

You had one hand on my tits
And your finger in my ctoch hair
And both of my nipples
Were getting hard and and harder
Geting hard and harder...and..

You're so horny
You probably think we're gonna fuck
You're so horny
I'll bet you think we're gonna fuck
Don't you? Don't you?

You had me several minutes ago
When I was all hot and wet
Well you said that I had such a great pair
And that you couldn't leave me alone

But you came in globs and globs
And it was all in me
I had done creamed
And there stains on the sheets
Stains on the sheets and

You're so horny
You probably think we're gonna fuck again
You're so horny
I'll bet you think we're gonna fuck again
Won't you? Won't you?

Well I let you mount me again
And your cock quickly rose
And you blew your jizzum load
Deep and far into my womb.

Well you'r wher you should be in my pussy
And when your' not, you're in
my open mouth
Or between my ample tits
Between my ample tits and
We're so horny
You probably think you're gonna get it up again
We're so horny
I'll bet I can help you get it up again
Won't we? Won't we?